


Furst I have to make a HOOOOGE aPAWlogy to Mango... Buddy I am very much sorry that my Cussin Francine showed up at MangoMinister and created all that MESS and called you Guava instead of Mango and stuffs. SORRY!!! If you really want to know what SHE did you can use the link above. I am sooooooo embarrassed.
Next I want to say that I Did arrive safely back on my hill... with just a tiny tad of Valentine's Day left... Alien.. I appreciate your special Travel arrangements.
NOW... I have been GONE from home (see link above) fur like 87 days or somethingy like that. It was a GRRRRREAT MANGO ADVENTURE fur sure. BUTT... you will NOT believe this. Please look at the Pictures above. Mango was sooooo worried about all the snow and MangoMinster stuffs that HE took over my Sea Quest Hearding arrangements and didn't tell ME anything about them. He just came down into the Basement of the Estate and STUFFED ME (JUDGE... Frankie Furter) into a BAG... and the next thingy I knew he DUMPED the Bag and ME...(BIS Judge, F.F.) into the DEEEEEEEEEP snow. Thank dawgness I was rescued by the Guy.. I started calling Mr. Master... who owns the BARN where I was to Stay. OK... NOBUDDY.... NOT A SINGLE SOUL told me that I was ACTUALLY... just out in Mango's Backyard. I thought I was like 87 MILES away or something... and...... not a single soul bothered to tell me that Mr. Master the Woodworker Guy was REALLY.... MANGO'S MASTER!!!! I am soooooo embarrassed to think that I was only Feet away and couldn't see, over the deep snow, Mango or Dexter!!! OH THE SHAME.. I am a DUNCE!!!
OK.... so I get home and I have NOTHING fur my mom fur Valentine's Day.... and then I find
THIS!!!
Stink Head SARGE... sent MY mom Flowers!!! He sent her FLOWERS and a Lovey Dovey note and everythingy... Now I am TRIPLE embarrassed!!!
And then my mom said: "That's Okay Frankie DARLING. I am just happy to have YOU HOME again." I feel like a Skinned Squirrel.
And then my mom said: "That's Okay Frankie DARLING. I am just happy to have YOU HOME again." I feel like a Skinned Squirrel.
So then she says... here are a couple of the pressies that arrived fur you while you were gone.
This top pic is a Pawty Popper !!! and I got a CERTIFICATE TOO!
SEE???? They are from Dr. DAISY... our Barkaholics Counselor. I won one of her Silly Saturday picture caption games!!! Now I can't wait to have a Pawty to set that thingy off.
THANKS Daisy... I love it!!!
Then... I opened this grrrrreat box from the Road Dogs...
It was a Blast to get open and there were tons of papers to shred and everythingy... BUTT THEN I hit the Mother Load...
There were SNACKS in there.. CinnaBone Snacks. And Boy Howdy are they ever good. Thanks to ALL of the Road Dogs fur the super duper Prize Pressie.
Then... I opened this grrrrreat box from the Road Dogs...
THEN... there was still a little Light outside... THANK Dawgness... beclaws Feb. 14th. is the day I always harvest my ...... CANDY CANE CROP... I have a pic.. butt I am sooooooo
BEHIND that I'll have to put that up later..
PLUS.... I have MORE PRESSIE PACKAGES TO SHOW YOU... LATER Too!!
NOW... I gotta spend some time with my Mom. She is kind of a mental mess from missin me so much.. Have a good one.... Everybuddy.