Once upon a place far far away, there was a house that had a room just for DACHSHUNDS. It was a very much special room with a floor that looks like big pebbles and it has very many dachshund thingys on the walls. The thingys are all there to entertain the two leggers who live in the house along with their beloved dachshund Frankie Oscar Furter Price, and the memories of all the dachshunds that came before him.The furst dachshund was Patty Cake. Next came Pretzel von Schnitzel and Gretel von schnitzel (Pretzel's daughter). Then came the FLEET... Baron von Schnitzel and his twin brother Sarek and the LOVELY LADY Duchess Lisel von Schnitzel. Lisel was the boss of the "boys" and she took that job very much seriously. All of those dawgs were short haired. Pretzel and Gretel were brown, Patty Cake and Baron were black and tan. Sarek was tan with lighter tan markings in all the right places he was registered under the unusual color type..called Wild Boar. When the last of the FLEET (Baron) crossed the bridge the people said NO MORE... They felt that the world had gone black. They said, We can't take the pain and loss NO MORE DAWGS. That lasted about 87 seconds. Within four days Frankie Furter came to live with the two leggers and the light came back to their world again.
In that special room there is something from every Dachshund. It makes the two leggers both sad and happy to go in there. Mostlly very happy. They have shared their lives with seven special dawgs for more than 30 years.
