She goes to that Pressed Butt Smearyian Church every Sunday... and says... NO MY DARLINGS, YOU can NOT go with me... THIS is NOT a place fur YOU TO GO... (Not that we ever would want OUR Butts Pressed and Smeared, of course)
BUTT.... BUTT.... we were under the impression that this was NOT a Place WE WERE ALLOWED to go...
BUTT Last Sunday... we sent her off ... and we Waited and WAITED fur her to come home to our LOVING Paws... and we WORRIED and WORRIED that she would be LONELY and SCARED and stuffs WITHOUT US to take care of her... BUTT .... BUTT then she FINALLY returned... and...
GASP...
THIS is what she came home Looking like and REEKING OF...
OMD OMD...... WE SEE.... FURS on you mom....
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Now, that is just not right! I totally agree with you here Frankie 'n' Ernie! Perhaps next time you can go along to Church??
Mara from Norway
hari OM
OMD paws in pews at the pressedbuttsmearian??!!! Turn your backs, guys, shun the wummin till she corrects her ways!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
You better have a good sniff when she comes home today!
wow ... that could be the next case for your court... how bad that Gooses church is far away... that could solve that problem... I was in church once. Alone without my staff... I loved that my barking sounded like an earthquake there... but the father said he needs no falsetto singer in his choir... how bad, huh?
Now that is very disgraceful behavior and on SUNDAY and they press and smear butts?
There will be demerits I HOPE
Hugs Madi your bfff
Well, maybe it was just a service dog that she met.
So sue her. With Ernie handling the paperwork and Frankie judging, you'll win fur sure.
We can't believe your mom would cheat on you and in church no less!
When my mom comes home smelling of other dogs (and sometimes kitties...GASP!) it makes me go bow wow crazy! Us Dachshunds have a nose that knows!
Your pal,
Christmas
Hey FnE!
Wow, I heard all about that one! Scandalous! And,it wasn't even your Abby the Lab, it was some stranger lab. Pththththt Kismet is right!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, POlice COmmish
Seriously?!?! She said she was going to church but she was two-timing you with a Black Lab?!?! It's time for a little payback, boys!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher
Busted
We think that next week, the two of you should be attending mass at church!
OMD! How disappointing to find that your mom lies. You might have to order a MOMLIZ number plate for Jessica (SHE thinks that the name.)! Cannot believe she did that to you boys. BUTT we think having your butts smeared is probably a good reason to stay away.
This is wrong and she now MUST take you boys to get your butts pressed and smeared!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
That is just terrible AWFUL of her to do! But wait...did she got church at all, then...or did she just go and cheat on you two with this strange black lab?! TERRIBLE!
Crikey ...... AND on Sunday too. She told LIES ...... OMD!!!!! How disgusting!!
OMD....We never would have thunk that YOUR Mama would cheat on you!!
Concerned Smileys!
Dory, Arty, Jakey & Bilbo
WHAT.THE.DOG.!!!!!!!! Oh dudes, that calls for a full out REVOLT!!!! TOTALLY gives her the cold shoulder and don't gives her snuggles or anythings like that! AND most impawtently....WASH THAT DOG RIGHT OUTTA HER HAIR!!!!! (and her sweater! geesh!)
Though, I don't thinks I would want my BUTT PRESSED anyhu!! so maybe you gots the good end of this deal...though, I bets there were TREATIES! There are ALWAYS treaties!!
so not right.....lies from the MOms...what's the world coming to????
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Cheating on you in CHURCH!!?? That is lower than low. I think I know where you guys are going next Sunday......
Love and licks,
Cupcake
I hope that you both put your paws down on this tom-foolery! I suggest that you insist on visiting church with her next week. You know Murphy & Stanley get to go to church with their parents...just sayin'. BOL!
hello frankie and ernie its dennis the vizsla dog hay see the hyoomans think they kan put wun over on us on akkownt of they hav got sutch big brayns but owr noses always snif owt the trooth!!! ok bye
How terrible! I hate when Mom and Dad are traitors.
How terrible! I hate when Mom and Dad are traitors.
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