Sunday, May 29, 2016

Sad Tail fur Sunday

Do YOUR peeps ever LIE to YOU????   We didn't think our MOM did that... butt we were WRONG...    
     She goes to that Pressed Butt Smearyian Church every Sunday... and says... NO MY DARLINGS,  YOU can NOT go with me...  THIS is NOT a place fur YOU TO GO...      (Not that we ever would want OUR Butts Pressed and Smeared, of course)
      BUTT....  BUTT....     we were under the impression that this was NOT a Place WE WERE ALLOWED to go...  
  BUTT Last Sunday...   we sent her off ... and we Waited and WAITED fur her to come home to our LOVING Paws... and we WORRIED and WORRIED that she would be LONELY and SCARED and stuffs WITHOUT US to take care of her...       BUTT   ....  BUTT then she FINALLY returned... and...


GASP...
   THIS is what she came home Looking like and REEKING OF...   

OMD OMD......   WE SEE....   FURS on you mom....
 WOMAN....  you REEK of  BIG BLACK LAB...

 EWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwww....  you STINK of      TRAITOR...
 LOOK at the EVIDENCE....   SHORT... Straight... Black Furs... ALL OVER you...   and  AND
 OMD  we smell....    KISSES....     LAB KISSES...   WHAT THE SMELL ??????
Do you mean to tell us that there was a BIG BLACK LAB at the Church...  and leaving PEW on YOU?   (that is a churchy Pun)        BUSTED...   YOU ARE BUSTED...     YES YOU ARE........       OH SOOOOOOoooooo BUSTED!!


24 comments:

Mara said...

Now, that is just not right! I totally agree with you here Frankie 'n' Ernie! Perhaps next time you can go along to Church??

Mara from Norway

Yamini MacLean said...

hari OM
OMD paws in pews at the pressedbuttsmearian??!!! Turn your backs, guys, shun the wummin till she corrects her ways!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Emma said...

You better have a good sniff when she comes home today!

Mark Muller said...

wow ... that could be the next case for your court... how bad that Gooses church is far away... that could solve that problem... I was in church once. Alone without my staff... I loved that my barking sounded like an earthquake there... but the father said he needs no falsetto singer in his choir... how bad, huh?

Madi and Mom said...

Now that is very disgraceful behavior and on SUNDAY and they press and smear butts?
There will be demerits I HOPE
Hugs Madi your bfff

C.L.W.STEP said...

Well, maybe it was just a service dog that she met.

Kismet said...

So sue her. With Ernie handling the paperwork and Frankie judging, you'll win fur sure.

Millie and Walter said...

We can't believe your mom would cheat on you and in church no less!

Robin Whiskers said...

When my mom comes home smelling of other dogs (and sometimes kitties...GASP!) it makes me go bow wow crazy! Us Dachshunds have a nose that knows!

Your pal,
Christmas

Sarge said...

Hey FnE!
Wow, I heard all about that one! Scandalous! And,it wasn't even your Abby the Lab, it was some stranger lab. Pththththt Kismet is right!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, POlice COmmish

The Army of Four said...

Seriously?!?! She said she was going to church but she was two-timing you with a Black Lab?!?! It's time for a little payback, boys!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Busted

Molly and Mackie said...

We think that next week, the two of you should be attending mass at church!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

OMD! How disappointing to find that your mom lies. You might have to order a MOMLIZ number plate for Jessica (SHE thinks that the name.)! Cannot believe she did that to you boys. BUTT we think having your butts smeared is probably a good reason to stay away.

Murphy said...

This is wrong and she now MUST take you boys to get your butts pressed and smeared!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Poodle At Play said...

That is just terrible AWFUL of her to do! But wait...did she got church at all, then...or did she just go and cheat on you two with this strange black lab?! TERRIBLE!

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey ...... AND on Sunday too. She told LIES ...... OMD!!!!! How disgusting!!

Dory and the Mama said...

OMD....We never would have thunk that YOUR Mama would cheat on you!!
Concerned Smileys!
Dory, Arty, Jakey & Bilbo

Ruby said...

WHAT.THE.DOG.!!!!!!!! Oh dudes, that calls for a full out REVOLT!!!! TOTALLY gives her the cold shoulder and don't gives her snuggles or anythings like that! AND most impawtently....WASH THAT DOG RIGHT OUTTA HER HAIR!!!!! (and her sweater! geesh!)
Though, I don't thinks I would want my BUTT PRESSED anyhu!! so maybe you gots the good end of this deal...though, I bets there were TREATIES! There are ALWAYS treaties!!
so not right.....lies from the MOms...what's the world coming to????
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

cupcakepetrillo said...

Cheating on you in CHURCH!!?? That is lower than low. I think I know where you guys are going next Sunday......

Love and licks,
Cupcake

M. K. Clinton said...

I hope that you both put your paws down on this tom-foolery! I suggest that you insist on visiting church with her next week. You know Murphy & Stanley get to go to church with their parents...just sayin'. BOL!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello frankie and ernie its dennis the vizsla dog hay see the hyoomans think they kan put wun over on us on akkownt of they hav got sutch big brayns but owr noses always snif owt the trooth!!! ok bye

Noodle4President said...

How terrible! I hate when Mom and Dad are traitors.

Noodle4President said...

How terrible! I hate when Mom and Dad are traitors.