Wednesday, April 6, 2016

WHAT was THAT THINGY???

Remember THIS thingy?

WELL we found out it is NOT fur what you might have thought...  

THIS is SOOOOOOO embarrassing....    WORSE than when SARGE PEED on ME...
THIS .....  TOOL   thingy   was what my DOGTOR told MOM to use to....
 STEAL MY PEE......    YES, Furends you can SEE this FRESH HORROR fur yourself...
MOM Chased me around the yard... and then STUCK THAT ...  thing RIGHT where I needed to leave a PEE MAIL.... and SHE STOLE My PEE...         WTD?    What is up with THIS..
   Why would my Dogtor tell her to do such an INSANE THINGY???  
  and GUESS what ELSE???     She put my PEE in a BAGGIE...  
        OMD OMD    THIS is NOT a good thingy I can tell you THAT...    PEEPS are now STEALING our Pee Mails...
   What a HORROR !!!  
SO if you see your peeps with one of THESE....
Pretend you have.... WRITER's BLOCK...    BaaaaaaWaaah...  

PEE S.....        (that's a Pee Pun)...   the Dogtor wanted a TABLESPOON's Worth of MY PEE... and I REFUSED...  he is only gettin a Tiny Dribble...      THAT'LL TEACH them BOTH...
   THE VERY IDEA....     PEEPS are  INSANE.  

33 comments:

Emma said...

We have never had to give up a pee sample for Mom. If the doc needed one, she got it at the clinic.

The Daily Pip said...

Oh good grief, what is the world coming to with humans chasing us around the yard stealing our PEE!!! Run for the hills my friend.

Julie said...

Oh butts I bet that wuz soooo funny watching Mom chasing you around the garden trying to catch your pee mail. Ernie must haf been laffing his paws off!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
PeeS You are okay though Frankie aren't you?????

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

it was a pee pincher tool :)

Madi and Mom said...

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
MOM IS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR. TELL YOUR THE PHOTOGRAPHER WELL DONE X 100
WHO IN THE WORLD EVERY THOUGHT YOU COULD PEEPEE WITH A LADLE UNDER YOU THE FAMILY JEWELS?
I HOPE THE DRIBBLES SATISFIED THE DOGtor. Cause I bet you won't fall for that trick again
Hugs madi your bffffff
PS gotta clean slobber off the puter screen

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

OMD OMD OMD! My mom has udder crafty ways of pee swiping, mebbe coz I be bigger. She do be taping a container to the end of a YARD stick (coz this horror be taking place in my YARD) then she pawtends like she just be whistling a toon (she cannot whistle) then she be sticking that YARD stick with the container on it like a golf club unner me to get my pees and I is all like, OMD, mom, you is soooooo weird!

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

The horror. Is none of our peemail private!

Oh and Mommy likes the comment by Shawnee. Container on a stick. Nice. Mommy will have to remember that one!

Mark Muller said...

guess what? you have the smartest dogtor ever.... our dogtor gave my momma a small plastic cup... and she got the right pee-nishment for stealing my yellow ink that way :o)

Casey said...

My V-E-T assistants use that too! I don't understand why they're so interested in reading my peemail first, but I don't mind letting them.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
OMD, that is at once both hilarious and horrorful!!! Hope any testing from that dribble is equally filled with 'dribble'... jus' sayin'... hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Kismet said...

Your dogtor is a sadist and a pervert. Get one that's dog friendly.

Mitch and Molly said...

Our mom uses little baby travel dishes with lids on them. The ladle is a much better idea, Frankie! Do you know how hard it is to collect a peepee sample at 4 am when it's dark out?!

The Army of Four said...

Our mom usually has to do the "free catch" for the first pee of the morning -- which means it's about 0430 and she's out there with a flashlight and a cup. At least that way the neighbors don't see us!
Cammie!

Dory and the Mama said...

Yep...Our Mama has done this since Bilbo was a wee (wee) pup (more pee humor BOL!). The V-E-T taught her this was the bestest way to steal our peemail. We wonder if the V-E-T is behind all of this??
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

BOL!!! Did you see one of the product we found at the expo? We will share it soon and it had the best way to collect pee and test it :-) You mom is just smart. Golden Woofs

C.L.W.STEP said...

Ghostwriter said she had to do that for Miss Ginger when she was a pup. She forget what she used to catch the pee.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Sorry, that is too funny for words. We're trying to picture your mom chasing you around with that thing. Is there a video?

Noodle4President said...

OMD! I remember when my Mom did this to ME! I couldn't pee with her watching me so she had to chase me forever. *ear licks* Noodle

stellaroselong said...

I bet if your mom would have turned that into America's Funniest Videos she would have won a million dollars...make her split it with you though....That is only fair. stella rose

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

We will cross our legs!

Sully said...

OMD never in 87 million years would I have guessed that! Mom laughed she said the things we will do for our fur babies and she hopes the neighbors weren't watching (for your mom's sake). BOL

Aroo to you,
Sully

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Your pee mail is being censored??!! SHE hopes your mom doesn't serve soup or stew when SHE visits......hmmmmmm.

Idaho PugRanch said...

OMD! I remember when the peeps were supposed to get my Pee and I did not cooperate at all
Then when we were leaving the vet I thought I was safe to let loose - dad was johnny on the spot with a dish. The indignity of it all!
hugs
Mr Bailey
Hazel & Mabel too

Two French Bulldogs said...

Wonder what it's like if we try to catch theirs!
Lily & Edward

LBJ said...

That's not just wee wee bad, that's BAD. She better not try that again, it could mess up Blogville's entire peemail system.

Abby Lab

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

BOL - we were right:) We hope that doesn't mean you have an infection or something. Mom used to have to do that with Dakota as she had lots of UTIs, she would use a foil pie pan, but the ladle is a great idea.

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Murphy said...

That is just insane that a highly respected judge would be treated that way! Stealing pee mail from a judge is illegal! Some of those pee mails would be highly confidential! Does your mom think she is Hillary Clinton and can just go willy nilly on the pee mail? There are protocols in place for a reason!!! And why is your mom wearing huge rubber boots? How many pees did she expect to steal?? Gallons?? So much that it would overflow onto her boots? As Mayorz of Blogville we think your mom needs to be put under strict surveillance and maybe psychiatric evaluation!

Your Mayorz of All Paws,

Murphy & Stanley

Pee Ess - Have you checked to see if your mom is giving the pee to HER doctor???

Ruby said...

I knew it!! And I agree, bravo to the photographer, gettin' your Moms 'good side'! BOL!!!!!
I can't believes you lets her put THAT under there! I would have....what? crap. Ma says I should butt out, cause she did the same thingie to me a couple of years ago....true. Butts it was a dish on a stick. totally different! okays, not.
I hopes everythings CAME OUT OKAYS....
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

cupcakepetrillo said...

Ugh. *shiver*

Love and licks,
Cupcake

M. K. Clinton said...

That is some MAJOR invasion of privacy! Intercepting pee mail is illegal, isn't it? Bahaha!

pilch92 15andmeowing said...

I would have never guessed that was for pee.

Dolly theDoxie said...

O - M - D!! What's next, stealing our smells? The horror and indignity of it all. Love Dolly

Uji, Izzy, Ziggy, Missi, Hiro and Momma Tea said...

OMD Dat is sooo funnisome Frankie Dude, our Momster jus shoves a small shallow bowl unda us wen her has to steel our pee mails. Yoo has gived her ideeas nows

Lovs
Us
xxxx