Thursday, April 7, 2016

About our Trip to the Dogtor...

As you are now AWARE..  no thanks to Ernie telling and showing everythingy he THINKS he knows 

 Butt THIS time Ernie did NOT tell you any of his LIZ...
 Mom DID chase me around with this INSANE thingy....   which was NOT a DREAM CATCHER... butt Rather a STREAM Catcher...
 MY Dogtor wanted to Read my Pee Mails to see if I had any Physical Problems...Being a SENIOR DAWG and all...
       After he read all my Pee Mails...  he said I was HEALTHY and NO...  I do NOT have any problems...  

   THEN...   We gotted a    LYME DISEASE  Vaccine SHOT....    since we don't know if there is a Deer Tick problem in this area...  mom wanted to be SURE we don't get LYME DISEASE..   In 4 weeks we have to go BACK and have a BOOSTER shot fur the Lyme Disease...  and then we will be SAFE fur an entire YEAR...  

 He Stole our BLOODS..  to be SURE we did NOT have any worms in our STRONG HEARTS....   and Read all about my EyeBall Problems...      Ernie and I were SOOOOO BORED...  
 BUTT then the Dogtor said....  you boys are PAWFECT...      AS IF WE DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW THAT...
Well, ERNIE does have 87,000  problems one little thingy...   When we used to come to Pencil Vane E Ah to visit Sarge....    HE would go home ITCHING like a Squirrel with FLEAS...   BUTT then in a day or so it would Stop...      THEN .... when we MOVED Here...  he almost INSTANTLY started to ITCH Again...    Mom thought .. FLEAS...  gave us Both BAFFS...  butt that was NOT the problem...  we had NO FLEAS...   so she tried EVERYTHINGY ... from EXTRA  coconut oil in our foodables... to  special SHAMPOOs... to some Sprays... and even... Benedryl...      She TRIED EVERYTHINGY....    eliminating one Pawsibility after another...  VERY SCIENTIFIC... Bertie would be PROUD of her...    
    SO...  Last Month when we were at the DOGTOR... she Showed him ALL THE NOTES... Pages and Pages of them...   and  Finally she said to him....    "IS IT POSSIBLE that IT IS either something in the Ground.. or some PLANT... that we didn't have on OHIO... OR... could it POSSIBLY be WELL WATER........    Sarge has Well Water and So do WE..."     THEN she said she REALLY had begun to think WATER was the Cause...
    Dogtor said   NO.. not any type of Plant and not something in the SOIL.... BUTT...  does your well water turn PORCELAIN thingys...  sort of ORANGE.... ?"  
    Mom said YES....  at Our House and at Sarge's house...
 SO Dogtor said that there IS a type of Bacteria...  that lives in water with a LOT of IRON in it... like we have here...      
    THEN he said that Ernie could try drinking ONLY.....DESIGNER bottled purified waterWATER.  For One Month....   and  then to come Back....  
   So that is why we went Yesterday...   along with those Previously mentioned HORRORS..
DOGTOR says that Since Ernie's WILD ITCHING and Scratching.... has IMPROVED DRAMATICALLY......    he Agrees with MOM's Suspicion...     WATER from our Well...   must not agree with ERNIE...  
     SOOOOooooooooo  now we are on DESIGNER WATERS... furever...    OR until  Mom thinks that the Itching might be from any other Pawsible source..    
   Ernie is glad that he doesn't have to take Shots or Pills or stuffs...   OR to Keep on being Water Boarded every single WEEK...  like he was at furst...   
    WE gotted a GOOD BILL OF HEALTH...
PeeS...   Did I mention that mom  didn't stop with Stealing MY Pee Mails????   NOPE...  she ALSO... took our Dogtor... SOME OF ERNIE's POOPS....     BAAAAAWAAAAH... I finally get to tell on HIM...     
    His Poops were PERFECT....  butt then we already KNEW that ERNIE is a PAWFECT.... 
A$$  "guy".         BAAAAAWAAAAH...... Pawbacks are GRRREAT FUN!   

33 comments:

Mark Muller said...

Oh do you remember that song of Brooke Fraser, Ther Is Something In The Water? Think she needs new lyrics for that song huh? I get bottled water too. It's not bad and I sometimes spice it up with drinking from puddles :o)
Glad you got such good news from your vet!

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Good news boys!!

Emma said...

Can you drink filtered water? We haven't had health issues but switched to filtered water bowls after we reviewed the Torus ones from Heyrex. We love the taste of the water. I would think it would be cheaper in the long run than bottled. http://mygbgvlife.com/2016/01/04/fresh-water-for-dogs-and-cats/

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey ..... how good is that?? You two are perfect, aye?? Well except for the LIZ thingoe. Enjoy your designer water!!!!!! I've got a rash on my tummy. Mum thought it was from flea bites but I don't have fleas either. Maybe I should give designer water a try for a while.

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Thank dogness you found out what was causing the itching - we too only ever bottled water. Glad to hear you boys are so healthy and will spend many many more years tormenting each other :)

Madi and Mom said...

OH MY DOGS....I AM SO HAPPY YOU HAVE BEEN OFFICIALLY DECLARED PURRFECT...I COULDA TOLD YOU THAT FOR FREE SINCE MY VET LICENSE HAS EXPIRED!! YOUR MOM IS A SUPER DETECTIVE!!! BRAVO TO HER. IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT AND TELL NO LIZ TO THE WATER COMPANIES, I BET YOU COULD GET SOME FREE DESIGNER WATER YOU KNOW THE SAYING THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK? THIS 'POT' CANNOT POKE FUN AT THE KETTLE FOR DRINKING DESIGNER..BECAUSE SHE WILL ONLY DRINK FROM A FILTER FRESH FLOW FOUNTAIN.
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

The Florida Furkids said...

We always knew you were perfect! Good detective work on your Mom's part. We hope the water is the problem and that the itchies clear up with the designer water.

The Florida Furkids

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Well, despite the indignities, this has turned out to be a TRULY GOOD NEWS story!!! Hooraahhh. hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Julie said...

Well of course you fellas are PAWFECT!!!!! AND, of course you deserve designer water....I, when I haf a PRINCESS moment, go and drinks sparkling water...PERRIER if I can get my paws on it...does make me burp though, hehe (not very Princess like)
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Kismet said...

There are no fleas or ticks here in the Sonoran Desert. We're on well water also and still no problems. Designer water? Are you attorneys or prima donnas?

Casey said...

You're lucky you just got ladled! My dogtor needed a "sterile sample," meaning it couldn't hit the air furst. So they turned me on my back and took it out with a syringe!! Whatever, I just kept licking the new vet tech's face the whole time. He was very impressed with how I handled it!

Sully said...

OMD designer water!?! y'all are turning into yuppie puppies. BOL

Aroo to you,
Sully

Sarge said...

Hey FnE!
Wow, congrats on the great dogtor reports! That's totally hysterical about the stream catcher. BWAR HAR HAR I'm very impressed that you didn't try to bash all of the peeps there, because I always do. ahem
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Murphy said...

We knew that Ernie had an itch that only Roxy could scratch! You do not need fancy waters, Ernie just needs some alone time with his steady girlfriend!

Now about all this pee and poop catching your mom is doing . . . We are very concerned that she is getting so old that she is desperately seeking natural remedies to the effects of aging like wrinkling and stuffs like that. We are worried she might be rubbing the poops on her face to moisturize the wrinkles. We have heard that these natural remedies are getting more and more popular and if this is true she might be trying to sell it too! Is this dogtur really a dogtur or maybe it might be the guy she is SELLING your poops and pee to? They might be analyzing it to make sure it is high quality! We think this issue needs a closer look!

Your Pals,

Murphy and Stanley

Murphy said...

We knew that Ernie had an itch that only Roxy could scratch! You do not need fancy waters, Ernie just needs some alone time with his steady girlfriend!

Now about all this pee and poop catching your mom is doing . . . We are very concerned that she is getting so old that she is desperately seeking natural remedies to the effects of aging like wrinkling and stuffs like that. We are worried she might be rubbing the poops on her face to moisturize the wrinkles. We have heard that these natural remedies are getting more and more popular and if this is true she might be trying to sell it too! Is this dogtur really a dogtur or maybe it might be the guy she is SELLING your poops and pee to? They might be analyzing it to make sure it is high quality! We think this issue needs a closer look!

Your Pals,

Murphy and Stanley

C.L.W.STEP said...

That's interesting. Our humans used to visit Cook Forest PA every year and rent a cabin on the Clarion river. The well water there tastes like iron, so they'd always bring a few gallons of regular water from home, or else get some spring water for drinking. We never knew doggies could be allergic to it.

Oreo said...

Oh I'm glad That they figured it out.
Yay for special water. You both are pawfect.

Wags
Oreo

Two French Bulldogs said...

We are the Masters of itchies and even have a dermatologist. #1 cause, damp or wet grass
Lily & Edward

Jans Funny Farm said...

Designer water? Your mom sure loves you! That's expensive.

stellaroselong said...

You two went through the mill but we are so glad both of you are healthy, that was good detective work on moms end about that water. stella rose

Dory and the Mama said...

Whew...we bet you are sooooooo glad that is over!!! After reading Murphy's reply, be are a little worried about where all your pees and poops are going now (plus, our Mama cannot stop laughing)....
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

We knew you were pawfect....well, maybe not Frankie's mouth. Hope the water thingy keeps MY ♥♥Ernie♥♥ from itching. Itches are horrible!

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Well, now that we all got the "scoop" on your poop and pee, we are very happy to hear that all is well. That is very interesting about the itchies and the well water. Hope the bottled water stops the problem.

Woos - Ciara and Lightning

Mitch and Molly said...

Great news, guys and you get to drink designer water! That's pretty darn special!

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Tap water is for common folks, you clearly are a bottle water kind of guy!

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Hmmmmm! We have well water. Benji has allergies? That got mom thinking!

LBJ said...

I'm got you got a clean bill of health, and the designer water fixed the itchies! Ernie got his poop stolen. Bwahahahaha.

Abby Lab

Millie and Walter said...

We're glad to hear you both got good reports from the dogtor and that your mom may have figured out what has been itching Ernie.

Idaho PugRanch said...

Thank goodness for good reports after all that. Very interesting about the water

M. K. Clinton said...

That is great detective work on your mom's part. She deserves the Blogville Pees Prize. Bwahaha! We get designer water when our city water tastes funky. Usually once a year when the lake gets low. I hope that fixes your itching. ♥

cupcakepetrillo said...

You guys really got the FULL work up! Wow! I'm happy you're as perfect as we expected you were! I am also itchy and taking pills for 7 more days. I always drink designer water, so I guess it's not that issue, but whatever it is, UGH!

Love and licks,
Cupcake

Robin Whiskers said...

SO does THAT mean your MOM took your PEE MAIL and it ended up BEING FOR NOTHING? THAT MUST BE ILLEGAL!

YOUR DACHSHUND PAL,
CHRISTMAS

Uji, Izzy, Ziggy, Missi, Hiro and Momma Tea said...

Wee is so glads dat yoo is all A-OK, Ernies itchin wos veri intrestin wee finks wee mites trys Uji on bottled waters cos hims is a itchy fing

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