Thursday, March 31, 2016

ERNnnnnn LIZzzzzzzs on me...

OMD OMD OMD       ERNnnnn   you are in BIG trouble NOW...  I am tellin MOM on YOU...  
   
    LISTEN UP FURENDS....  it IS true that on Easter... SARGE did come to spend the day with US...   BUTT    NO        NO     NO    he Did NOT Fire his POOP Shooter On ME...      He did NOT do THAT...    
 I'm Tellin' the Truth ... the hole WHOLE truth and Nuthin BUTT the Truth...    Sarge did NOT fire his Poop shooter on me....   BUTT {{ SIGH }}   Sadly, I do ADMIT that he DID fire his PEE SHOOTER All over my face and head and furs and stuffs...    butt it was an ACCIDENTAL Shooting...  it was NOT his AIM to Hit me...    he intended to just leave a pee mail on the Pond Post...
    and I sort of ...  got in his Line of Fire...                 BUTT it was ONLY his Pee shooter... not his POOP shooter...    like ERNnn  the LIAR tried to say...       BUTT we DID come home and I DID have a BAFF...     to RID me of the PEE...
    MOM is gonna be FURIOUS with ERNnnnn   when She finds out that   ERNn   LIZzzz about me on this Blog...        YES!!   ERNn LIZs  and I have the PROOF...  just you wait until TOMORROW and I will SHOW it to you!!!!       The KID is gonna be SOOOOOOO embarrassed when he sees THIS ONE....     YEP!   I will call it EXHIBIT      A to Z....  
This is your POOP PROOF Furend, Frankie...  

36 comments:

Emma said...

I just hope the three of you can be friends again. I forgave my sister Katie when she peed all over me, and it was intentional.

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Oh this is gonna be good!

Mark Muller said...

ooooh that sounds as if the court of common fleas works at home too... counts that for a diy project when a lawyer and a judge have a home-case?

Bev Green said...

Oh my BOL..well i think someone aimed to please indeed ..we all have ...well hiccups ..and sometimes we aim to high..and sometimes we aim to low..but hey ..it all comes out in the wash ;) Loves Fozziemum and gang ..who often have hiccups ;) xxx

Julie said...

Oh dear I finks this could all end up in COURT!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL MOL MOL this has been the funniest series full of mystery, action, comedy, lying characters and I'm sure there will be lots of pee mail coming to your house and there is an Oscar in your future. When my human sis was a wee lassie had to wear glasses. She said she was vertically challenged, wore glasses and was left handed. At least you aren't left pawed and need glasses
Hugs madi your bfff

Bouncing Bertie said...

We see Ernie has adopted the favourite journalists' adage. "Never let the facts get in the way of a good story".
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, thanks for setting that a little straighter! BOL. Gosh, I'm still really sorry about that whole pee shooter fiasco. Dang, that was so bad, bad, bad dog. My Mom made my ears ring by screeching and hollering at me. Thank dawg it wasn't as bad as Ern said. He was most definitely wanking our walking strings. BOL

BTW: I've been practicing my aim around my yard and I think I've improved....still might be a good idea to be wary. Just sayin'. ahem.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Amy Boyer said...

BOL Frankie how traumatic for you but at least Ernie's lie has made it clear that it could have been much worse!

Sarge said...

Okay, that was supposed to be "Yanking" our walking strings, not Wanking. Holy cow, what's wanking anyway?!? Sounds bad to me. BWAR HAR HAR Dang paws.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oye! Poop would be a bit worse
Lily & Edward

Casey said...

BOL! It's happened to all of us from time to time, buddy. Don't worry.

Poodle At Play said...

Oh boy...what a thing to happen! Doesn't sound like it was a fun time...but at least it WASN'T Sarge's poop-shooter after all! YUCKOLA.

Noodle4President said...

Uh oh, Ernie!!! When I was younger, I peed on Mya's head. Oops!

Murphy said...

We cannot imagine what proof will be offered BUTT we are sure glad our computer does not have smell-o-vision BOL!

Keep Calm & Bark On!

Murphy & Stanley

Kismet said...

Lying lawyer.

The Army of Four said...

Well, of course he didn't mean it! It happens. The most important thing is for the three of you to stick together!
Cammie!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
Crikey guys, things are getting rampant over your way... steady on there!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

C.L.W.STEP said...

Well, we're glad to have the story straight now.

Jans Funny Farm said...

Jan says you two remind her of the way we behave toward each other.

stellaroselong said...

So far NO ONE at THIS house has peed or pooped on me, and I am AMAZED at that cos I live with pugs. wienie

Sketching with Dogs said...

Oh-oh, Ernie is in big trouble now.
Isn't it kind of illegal to wee on a Federal Court Judge? :D
Dip and Elliot x

Mitch and Molly said...

Uh oh, Ernie. You better be careful or next time Sarge will aim at you!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

My ♥♥Ern♥♥ does NOT LI, maybe exaggerates a bit at times, BUTT it was a shooter from Sarge!

Robin Whiskers said...

BOL! I was taking a walk with Robin and my friend Molly the Springer Spaniel the other day, and I almost PEED on her! I didn't mean to, but I almost did! She was like "Christmas, what on earth are you doing?" She's my girlfriend, btw.

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Sibling Rivalry - oh oh - this could be trouble

Idaho PugRanch said...

Glad you cleared that up Frankie! We thought that Sarge had to be not well to "splatter" you.
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Whitley Westie said...

I don't think I'd want either one fired at me.

Millie and Walter said...

Thanks for clearing that up for us. Either way it isn't a good thing.

Sammy Sam said...

As long as no one suffered any damage, temporary or otherwise, we can move forward. Okay play nice.

Foley Monster, Pocket and River Song said...

Sometimes the poop hits the Frank

Dory and the Mama said...

Oh boy...this is going to get "messy" BOL!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
PeeEss
Arty and I are doing GREAT on our road trip!! Mama says if we have another day tomorrow, like we did today, we will BOTH be coming the the BAR!!! XOXO Dory

Oreo said...

WOW!! That musty have been awful. If ernie gets locked up..dont worry me and addi can break him out.

Wags
Oreo and Addi

cupcakepetrillo said...

Well, that was a heck of a big, fat, disgusting lie - for sure. Then again, it's April Fools Day, so I don't know what to believe.

Love and licks,
Cupcake

M. K. Clinton said...

OMD! OMD! I am so relieved to hear it was only SArge's pee shooter what got you! snicker...snicker! It has happened to the best of us. ☺

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello frankie and ernie its dennis the vizsla dog hay uh oh a pee bath!!! it is okay tho i yoozed to pee on my sister the beautiful trixie aksidentaly on purpuss and then dada wood hav to giv her a bath but reely i just peed on her becuz i luvd her and wanted evryun to no she wuz my sister and then dada had to go mess it up with the shampoo and stuf and i had to pee on her agin so he wood giv her a bath agin its the sirkle of life!!! or sumthing!!! ok bye