Today we will have a GOOD thingy and ... a NOT so Good thingy fur you..
Let's go with the GOOD furst... and then if you wish, you can HIGH TAIL IT... Before you
ruin your eyes have to see the Snow Freaks... OKAY?
So... we are LATE in getting this posted about... butt Our Dear Furend Miss Sydney of Chewy.com FAME... sent us a SURPRISE Pressie Package... and GUESS WHAT?????????????
THERE WAS NOT A SINGLE SNOW FREAK IN THERE...
SEE???? not a Single Freak in the mix... Just GRRREAT fun thingys to Play with...
And to EAT and to make our house smell PRETTY...
We LOVED that BOX... that had NO SNOW FREAKS... and we Love Miss Sydney and Chewy.com... and we THANK them from the Bottom of our hearts....... BUTT....
THEN.... YESTERDAY.... YESTERDAY we got ANOTHER Surprise Pressie Package... that was NOT from Chewy.com... and it was NOT from any of our FURENDS.... it came... From ...ONE OF OUR FUREND's MOM... Who OBVIOUSLY ... put her Paws on OUR FUREND's ADDY Book and .... WENT CRAZY...
WE KNOW that OUR FUREND would NEVER have given up our Addy... even to his Mom... if He had KNOWN what sort of HORROR she intended to inflict upon us...
GIRD your LOINS and Close your Eyes...
HERE is what was sent to us...
NOTE: there is CLEAR ADMISSION that this was NOT done BY our Dear Furend EASY RIDER.... THIS is the
Work REVENGE Doings of his PEEPS...
Can you BELIEVE IT???? THEY fumbled around in EASY's Addy book... and Found us... and then PURRRRRRRpatrated this Travesty of INJUSTICE on Us... REVENGE we are sure of it... a VENGEFUL act... in ReTAILe A SHUN fur MY (Ernie the Attorney) fine representation of MY Client... Easy Rider...
AND against JUDGE Frankie Furter... fur his Excellent Ruling in the case...
They Sent this SNOW FREAK.... to US...
Without Easy's Knowledge or Approval... So since Easy says it right there fur ALL to see...
SUE HER...
and HERE will be our EXHIBITS....
WE can't stand to look.....
WHINE WHIMPER....
OMD HURRY FRANKIE.... let's PEE and see if it will REMOVE the evil one....
EASY.... it's ME... YOUR ATTORNEY.. ERNIE... I can tell you now that All of Blogville will KNOW that YOU are totally INNOCENT... and that SHE.... is in DEEP
shi SNOW with all the PAWspective JURORS...
THIS will not be the ENDs of THIS.
We just want to let you know that our MOM is Thrilled with this... and SHE claims that it was a Wonderful surprise and that she is OVER THE MOON
totally LOONY over it.
PEE S. Tomorrow we will show you ANOTHER example of how MOMS can turn Traitor, when We are not watching them... so furends.... Keep an eye on YOURS...
Note to Self: Have Roxy start Court pawceedings.... fur the furst trial of 2016.
31 comments:
those were some wonderful surprises you got - even if one did have some snow freaks in it
You guys need to overcome your fear of snow freaks. Have you watched that tv show called Frosty the Snowman? It might help you understand them better.
Sue the furs off 'em!!!!!!! BOL BOL BOL!!!
~Higgins
Hari OM
Holey-bediggity, whateva was Easy doing that his peeps managed to snickle past him and pawpetr8 such horror????????? Drink lots of water.... hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Well, I about to congratulate you on no snow freaks in the package from Miss Sydney ...but then I saw the second package. Sigh ...
oh yes, sue her.... I tried to control the damage with sending a bottle of pee, but SHE! said that's not allowed.... maybe next time La Poste can send the mail via OZ, so eventual snow freaks will melt away?
Well for sure we all need to gird our 'collective' loins to file Class Action Suit against the moms!!
Woohoo I love pumpkin 24/7 never ever tire of pumpkin or the lovely aroma it leaves when baking.
Hugs madi your bfff
We agree with Madi, class action, class action.
Well, Mr. Chewy got it right anyway! As for Easy's Mom....hmmmmmmm The holidays must be getting to her. A Snow Freak Flag...Really? My Mommy thinks it great BUTT me and the pack do feel your pain..... SUE!
Well, I am glad one surprise package didn't contain any Snow Freaks. Go Chewy.com! I fear you may be getting a lot of Snow Freak hate mail now that you have offered your lawyering services to Blogville. Oh dear dog...
How nice of Sydney…and how cruel and unusual of Easy's peeps! Go get 'em in court…by the way I mentioned you in my blog today - but be forewarned, it is one big advertisement for how great snow freaks are!!!
Good grief!!!!!!
stella rose
Wow what a cool surprise!! We see the snow freaks followed you to your new house
Lily & Edward
Hey FnE!
Wow, Miss Sydney sends super goodies to us! OMD that snowfreak pressie is just wrong. Definitely time for a new lawsuit. Better dust off your briefs and gavel. BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
That's absolutely terrible!! But Frankie, my momma says that when a judge is one of the INJURED PAWTIES, he can't be the judge on the case. Who's going to hear this terrible case against Easy's pawrents??
What awesome pressies Frankie and Ernie!
Dip and Elliot x
Casey has a good question!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
How cool you gots TWO suprprise pressies!
I am beyond shocked at That Card…
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
Definitely case worthy. Can't believe what Easy's mum did. A flag....sheesh!
What on Earth were Easy's peeps thinking, sending that thing to your house!? Terrible!
This is why we associate directly with other dogs. Humans cannot be trusted and think terrorizing innocent pups is some sort of game. It is totally twisted and I doubt Santa will visit any people. All toys and treats will be for us! Your pals, Bentley & Pierre
Yeah, we need to get that court back up and running! We love that Chewy pumpkin, don't you?
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Isn't Ms. Sydney and Chewy.com the BEST!!! And we are sure that our dear pal Easy will find a way to handle this matter:)
Woos - Ciara and Lightning
Casey is right. Some else we'll have to be judge !! Not to worry we're sure will get the punishment she deserves.
Oh Dawg. Poor Easy having pawrents who would do such horrifying things. Snowfreaks, shudder, shake. Any holes in your new yard you could bury them? If ya sent them to Oz we could melt them. It's been three days of 42C (107F) and a couple more to come before a cooler change. Hope you are all well. No worries, and LOVE, Stella and Rory
You bring our case in front of Judge Angel Foley Monster and she will surely find in your favor. Not only out of friendship but she hates snow too
Frankie and Ernie I am so sorry that you have to go through this torture. I know Santa Paws will be very good to you to make up for it. My Mommy did something sneaky on the envelope of the card I sent you. I had nothing to do with it!!! I swear
Ziggy Out!!
We got the same wonderful stuffs from Miss Sydney and Chewy! Aren't they just the bestest♥
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
Moms are like that. They think if they show you the scariest thing that you won't be afraid anymore. Wrong! Seeing the scary thing IS what makes me afraid. Moms. Ugh.
Love and licks,
Cupcake
Here's something I recently might have learned. If your mom sprays that wonderful-smelling thing on a quilt you've been laying on, you shouldn't try to lick it all off. I know - I have no idea where these rules came from, but apparently it's right up there near the top somewhere. Sigh.
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher
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