Esp. getting my BRIEFS in order...
OMD OMD LOOK at THIS!!! A TELEGRAM ..... from FRANCE..... FROM.... GASP...
Miss Your and Miss Us... RIDER.....
THEY want to Hire me to bring a Kitchen COUNTER Suit against.... EASY RIDER
EASY is GONNA SCREAM at ME fur saying YES.... OMD OMD...
Now where IS that License??? OH GOOD She has it hanging on the wall behind her NEW DESK... WHEW....
RING RING RING RING RINGggggggggggggggggg Ring...
Oh NO.... the PHONE.... I hate to answer the phone... Roxy always does it... RINGGG Ring....
PAW OFFICE.... how may I help you?
(ru$2 Weee Weeeeeee we WE *)rynx We Weeeeee we we...
WAIT I can't understand anythingy you are sayin... Is this Miss Your RIDER???
mun(%$!=+_^ WEE WEE WEEEE We We... nurbMURM ARN%%0M RU#@?? MBUIMMNN GRAP-N0# WEE WE WEEEE WE
I CAN'T UNDERSTAND A THINGY YOU ARE SAYING... DO YOU PAR LAY VOO
DACHSHUNDese?
Weeeeeeeeee WEE Wee &*CFDE ROM WEEEE WEEE WE >,[85ALP
SORRY Miss Your.... i still can't understand.... is MISS US Rider there? Could you put HER on the phone...??? Omd OMD this is gonna be a NIGHT Squirrel if EVER there was one...
HELLO????? Miss Us Rider...???? Are you there???
WEE WE we WEE WE we weeeeee we weeeee...
UMMMMM Miss Us Rider...? Can you PAR LAY VOO ..... Red Neckese??
OUI
Whew... OKAY then then let us use Red Neckese to communicate... everybuddy knows THAT one.
OKEY DOKEY Hokey Pokey Ernie... can you understand me now?
YES, Ma'am ... What can I do fur you?
WE.... Miss Your and I... Miss Us RIDER want to SUE the FURS off that Wascally Weimaraner... He caused us to be PUBLIC ALLY SHAMED
Well now.... are you SURE that I (Ernie) am the attorney you want to have repawsenting you? I mean.... we DID defend our DEAR BELOVED FUREND... EASY RIDER and stuffs...
OUI.... I mean... WEE We Weee.... YES YUP we want YOU to defend us... FUR SURE we do.
OK.... since you are SURE.... I will get thingys all set up and see if I can get a JURY of EASY's PEEers
HOLY GWALK A MOLEY...... I am in DEEP Doo Doo now... Frankie is gonna be FURIOUS... he HATES Jury Trials and OMD OMD ROXY is gonna be FURst CHAIR fur EASY... She is gonna have a HISSY FIT ... WHAT HAVE I DONE?
WHO will want to SERVE on the JURY????? Gotta have 12 of Easy's PEEers fur that... Guess we will take Furst Come... Furst SELECTED..
THANK GOODNESS Frankie has the WORST AIM in the World.... he is gonna want to Throw his THWAPPERing THINGY at me fur SURE...
I thought I would get my Briefs in Order....coming in on a SUNNYday... butt I guess all I am gonna have is Roxy with her Panties in a Pinch and Frankie with HIS Briefs in a BUNCH.
Be SURE to click the LINK(s) to EASY's Post so you can see what is going on on the other side of the Pond...
25 comments:
Hari OM
[snort!]... OMDness.... getting over the shock... [snigger!] Crikey though guy, you got yourself a pantsload of work to do now!!! {cackle!}...
As this is involving the peeps of that Easy fella, perhaps you need at least a representative portion of Peeples on the jury; aboriginal quotas and all that... putting my paw up for selection... I am pretty handy round the kitchen counter... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Well guys, if you need any volunteers to serve on the jury, I'll happily stick my paw up in the air. Easy and I are pals but I hereby promise to try and be an impartial jury member (Mom said I'd get extra bacon if I don't cheat). We are familiar with the circumstances surrounding the case (BRIEF and otherwise) since we are loyal followers of Mr. Giveittotheweimeranergiveittotheweimaraner !
Yours Faithfully and Impartially
Sammy
hahaha what a talk... bet therefore they call that HOT-line lol
I'm sure you will find a purrfect great jury for that kitchen counter trial ... I feel sorry for my staff in advance hehehehe
... and the staff should learn to speak dachshundaise, or this trial ends bad for them... just saying :o)maybe uncle gerards dictionary can help... at least there they can find the way how to order a beer in norway :o)
easy rider
Wow - I can find a fire hydrant in a couple of countries but my other language skills are limited. Here's hoping you'll get the best jury as on this case the fur is gonna fly!
Abby Lab
that was some conversation you had and some trial you will have - you can count on us to be on the jury - we have never counter surfed so I think we are impartial :)
You are gonna be busy while we are gone. Take care of yourselves!
hummmmm. This will be VERY interesting. Will there be a counter claim?
Blessings,
Michelle
Mol mol mol I am not bilingual but for some reason I am MOLing at this and at Easy's post. Ernst you are for sure in deeeeep do do! I think Frankie was expecting the court of common fleas to be in recess during. The hots but alas it is not to be
Wil you have to send out jury duty notices? If, so send one to us mom has lots of jury experiences even grand jury!
Hugs
Madi your bfff
Gosh ...legal stuff is hard and confusing. I think maybe we should all go find some cheeseburgers and some sun puddles and take a nap. Guess, I'm not very ambitious. LOL
A Kitchen-Counter Suit, wow!!! The gloves is off and the Furs is gonna fly!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Kaci wants to be on the jury. I would, but I'm a bird and it's supposed to be peers.
OH. MY. DOG. You are representing Easy's parents?!? Against Easy?? Oh, you will feel the wrath of the Weimenheimer for that! Yes, you sure will. I don't know if I can bare to watch.
Oz
Even tho I do occasionally counter surf (Mum: more times than she likes to count!!), my paw is up to be on the jury!!
Toodle pip
Cookie
My mommy is a real attorney. #maddiethepug
I will volunteer to be the translator. I can bark in French and English. Also, Andy will sit on the jury, if there are any spots.
Sally Ann
Oh this is all very complicated….
Okays, I GOTS to be on the jury!!!!! I fursure WON'T drink any margaritas while SERVING....hehehehehe
I thinks I could pass the BONJOUR questions! Yes I could!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Oh my word! This is just cray-zee!
Cammie!
wowzers, a jury trial, I can't wait!
Are u aiming fur 87 pee-ers?
Oh my dogness, what a conundrum! I've only seen jury trials on TV, so this ought to be interesting.
OMD! A really true actual kitchen counter suit against our silvergreymist friend and you are representing the humans? WTD! You'd better wear your briefs to the office on Monday because Roxy is gonna have your tail! How will a jury ever decide against one of our own?
Well, you're the lawyer, not me, but isn't it what they call a CONFLICT of INTERESTS for you to be bringing a suit AGAINST Easy for the public shaming that you got when you sued FOR Easy??? I'd hate to see the case thrown out on appeal!
This is going to be a very interesting trial. Walter has gotten very good with aiming his pee-shooter if you need him for the jury.
Wow, this is gonna be some kind of trial. Did you hire a translator by chance?
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
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