Before we do the FFHT story.... we want to say HAPPY HAPPY BIRFDAY MISS JAN... of the Funny Farmers...
Fractured Fryday Hairy Tale.... inclusion: I knew I needed a good excuse for.....
ONCE A Pond a Time.... there was a WONDERFUL Dachshund who was CUTE and CUDDLY and BRILLIANT and LOVABLE and stuffs... And this Dachshunds INITIALS were Frankie Furter.. Did we mention that he was LOVED by ALL SPECIES???
YES, INDEED he was(is) loved by all... except MAYBE his brother on certain days...
So Anyway.... this Dachshund had a LOVE fur Adventures... and so when the chance came to go on a FOR REAL.... Wild WEST hills of Southeastern Ohio TRAIL RIDE.... this Dachshund guy was all fur it..... butt he neglected to ASK his mom FURST... He just said... GIDDY UP and Galloped off into the sunSHINE...
Now 87 minutes later... his mom went looking fur him... and SCREAMING his name like she was berserk and Crying and stuffs... she was just ready to call 8711 to repawt that he was PUPKNAPPED.... when WAAAAAAAAAY down the Road... she saw... HORSES coming up the Road.... and she was SCREECHING FRRRRRRRRRRRANKIE...
and THAT is When I KNEW....
I needed a GOOD excuse fur...... Being AWOL...
NOTE TO SELF: NEVER LEAVE HOME.... Without the MOM's PAWMISSION.
34 comments:
Lesson learned right? Great story guys!
Hugs, Sammy
I so glad you got home to Mom safe and sound Frankie 'cos those Gee Gees are VERY big, I haf seen them in the furs and they scared the pup outta me!!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Hari OM
OMDness Frankie, I was on tenterhooks, guy... that would have given your mum a ticker attack for crying out loud.... have a care, that dawg, that you don't get rounded up by any passing cowpokes again! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Hahaha aww! You just wanted to go for a ride! Better ask mom first next time. They get crazy when we leave on our own. Xoxo MaddiethePug
Hey Frankie!
Wow, excellent FFHT story today! I think you were just practicing up for the big Rodeo. Poor Mamaw being all worried sick...don't forget that she controls the foodables, so bestest take care of her. BOL OMD what a gorgeous horsie and I bet it was a fun ride. Even better than in the car with your head out the window.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish
that's a good idea to ask your mom furst before you start next time with a Hi Ho Silver, away... otherwise that famous Dachshund, loved by all species who is cute and cuddly and brilliant could end like the lonesome Dachshund-Rider... and that would be sad, right?
easy rider <---- it's just my name, what shall I do :o)
Dat's a very good 'note to self'. BUTT it takes all da funs out of it. Besides..you gave da Mama a wittle bit of adventure to her boring day...BOL BOL BOL
OMDachshund mom's palms were sweating and my mouth hit my itty bitty kitty chest at the thought of Frankie Furter being MIA. We were right there with your mom hollering.
Yep you for sure learned your lesson FF but oh what an adventure you had.
Sometimes it is easier to say I'm sorry than ask permission. You have been a bronco rider furever!!
Hugs madi your bfff
PS don't tell Raz I said this, you look H O T on that horse
Don't ask for permission, just tell her that you're going.
ALWAY ask mom first, that is the number one rule at our house, right next to the number two rule, do not take snacks from dad, we break that one often. stella rose
Frankie Furter Price! What the heck is going on! An eagle could have sawd you and scooped you up and took you home
Snorts,
Lily & Edward
Didn't Mom realize that a pup sometimes has to get some firsthand experience for a future rodeo!!!
Woos - Ciara and Lightning
Wow! A ride on a horse? That sounds fun. Please try not to give Mom a heart attack, though.
BOL!! Oh my, Frankie, I can see why your momma was upset. That's like THE most impawtant rule!! But geez, how does she expect a guy to resist a real Wild West trail ride??
PeeS: Dis is Jessie. I's trying to follow your advice and drop the FOSTER part from Foster Momma's name. Do you has any advice???
Just warming up for the rodeo, eh, Frankie?
Guess some doggie had some xplainin....to do!!
wags
Oreo
Eek, that was quite an adventure! Bet you enjoyed it but don't scare your mum like that.
Dip and Elliot x
Wow, what a grand adventure! I am glad you were ok,but you shouldn't scare your Mommy. Mommies give us cookies, hugs, and protection.
Sally Ann
YOU got to RIDE a HORSE !! ???? Wow!
Sorry your momma was worried though!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Well, thank goodness for the nice cowboy who brought you home! I bet your mom was terrified!
We remember your daring dead.....riding that horse! Our peeps just don't understand, do they? Afraid a handsome,manly dood like you would get hurt. Sheesh!
Thank doG you were found, Frankie! Our mom would have been having fits if we wandered off too!
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
Aw, thank you guys for thinking of Jan. She would be running up the road screaming, too, if one of us went missing. So glad you were able to hitchhike home, Frankie.
We wanted to let you know that there is no fighting over the coolaroo bed, Frankie and Ernie. Occasionally, one of us will decide to sleep on it but it's not the favorite bed yet. Our old stand-bys are still our favorites.
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
Oh man Fankie...we bet you were grounded for 87 days for that one!!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Sooooooo freakin cool! You got to ride wiff a cowboy! Did you get any tips for riding in the Rodeo?
Wags,
Ranger
You should have told your mom that your were just in training for the big rodeo.
You really DID need a VERY good excuse for that act! If I had tried to pull that stunt I think my poor mom would have just...I don't even know!
Oh nose Frankie it is never good to scare Mom like that! Next time maybe leave a note ;)
xoxo, Ginger, Matt & Matilda
Crikey ..... you got to go for a horse ride??????????? How good was that?? Lucky you. Hope your Mom recovered ok. They get uptight over nothing sometimes, aye??
I kinda remember reading about that adventure once upon a time - Frankie gettin' to ride a horse. Very cool. I can see why your mom mighta been a bit upset though.
OMD! You ran off to join a Wild West type trail ride? I imagine that is going to come in handy for the Blogville Rodeo!
Aw Mr Frankie, how brilliant. You got to ride a horse. Bet your mum was hoarse from all her calling, bwahahahaha. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
Oh, wow! Get along, little doggie!!!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher
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