Case # 87-7 Wallace Vs Mum.... Day in Court...

ALL RISE..... this session of INTERNATIONAL COURT is now in Session
{{THWAP }}      Are all the pawties ready to pawceed?

 WE are your Worshiplyness.         I call Wallace to the stand...

Wallace would you please tell the court exactly what Transpired On or ABOUT your FOURTH BIRFDAY...   ?   

Here is how it all unfolded, sire.   

My Birthday is February the 1st. Mom was busy helping us with our Birthday post for our Auntie Kym, whose Birthday is February the 3rd. Suddenly mom went very quiet...then she started scrabbling through our blog, pulling up last February's archived posts. This was followed by a loud gasp and a rushed e-mail was sent off to our Dada, Auntie Kym and grandparents. Sammy and I were trying to figure out what was going on butt mom told us to go play in the garden while she "sorted something out". 

Long story short. Mom confessed to thinking that my Birthday is February the 5th and only figured out her mistake on February the 2nd, a FULL day AFTER my real Birthday. I was DE.VA.STATED! HOW could she forget!? She made excuses about being busy at work blah...blah...blah...that she'd make it up to me...blah...blah...blah

Now Wallace did "SHE" ever do ANYTHINGY fur your Birfday???

YES Sire...    she gave me THIS puney excuse fur a Birfday thingy...
    Almost 87 days After the Fact..
Roxy... could you please enter EXHIBIT A into the record..?

 She DOES say that I am Sweet and that it is WAS....  ummmmmm   HAD BEEN at one time long ago... My Birfday..       Sniffle Sniffffff   Sniff...  whine whimper..

I See.    And she CLAIMED that she was TOO BUSY   getting thingys ready fur your AUNTIE's Birfday and she didn't REALIZE that YOURS was not FURST.  Is that Correct?

    That's Corr.... hey is that a FLY in your Wig?   Cause it surely does LOOK like a Fly to me...  OOOPS... sorry I digressed...   I was saying...  that you are quite correct...     and HEY... I think I am also... I just saw that Fly Fly Away...  or maybe it was a MOTH..   

Ahhhhhhhem..... let us stick to the subject here, shall we?         Did she celebrate your birfday on the Right day... Last year?

     YES!    Butt now I am CONVINCED that it was a MOTH that flew outta your wig...   Hey Your Worshipless Furter... do you have Moths in YOUR Wig, too..

     {{{THWAP}}}   THAT WILL BE ENOUGH of THAT STUFFS...  Counselor...  Control your Client... or I will hold you both in contemptedness!!!!   

YES, your Mopheadedness...     Wallace... no more talk of Flies or MOTHS..

      Now then....  DOES your Mum even OWN a Calendar?

She does.

   Does she NOT write down  YOUR impawtant Dates on it?   And does she not then  Put them into a NEW calendar on New Year's Eve?    

Apparently not Sire.   

So do you know WHAT she does on New Year's Eve... other than THIS MOST impawtant of ALL chores?   Please tell us she does NOT waste the evening with foolish Peep Pawties and TV watching and Such!!!

   Well, Sire    I am not SURE WHAT she did on New Year's Eve... butt it Obviously wasn't what she SHOULD have been doing.

I TOTALLY Agree, Wallace.

      Your Wastefulness...  We Rest our CASE...    

VERY WELL THEN....     I will take this case under

advisement... and Deliberateness... and give you my findings on THURSDAY March 5th..    

     And Ernie.... I want you to Send that Wig out to be PAWFESSIONALLY cleaned... BEFORE Court resumes on the 5th.            AND I would like to add that THIS pawceeding should be QUITE seriously Across the POND since I have heard that TODAY is   our Furend        MOLLY's 3rd Birfday...        Just Sayin !!!!

        Court is dismissed !

{{THWAP}}