Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Case # 87-7 Wallace Vs Mum.... Day in Court...

ALL RISE..... this session of INTERNATIONAL COURT is now in Session
{{THWAP }}      Are all the pawties ready to pawceed?

 WE are your Worshiplyness.         I call Wallace to the stand...

Wallace would you please tell the court exactly what Transpired On or ABOUT your FOURTH BIRFDAY...   ?   

Here is how it all unfolded, sire.   

My Birthday is February the 1st. Mom was busy helping us with our Birthday post for our Auntie Kym, whose Birthday is February the 3rd. Suddenly mom went very quiet...then she started scrabbling through our blog, pulling up last February's archived posts. This was followed by a loud gasp and a rushed e-mail was sent off to our Dada, Auntie Kym and grandparents. Sammy and I were trying to figure out what was going on butt mom told us to go play in the garden while she "sorted something out". 

Long story short. Mom confessed to thinking that my Birthday is February the 5th and only figured out her mistake on February the 2nd, a FULL day AFTER my real Birthday. I was DE.VA.STATED! HOW could she forget!? She made excuses about being busy at work blah...blah...blah...that she'd make it up to me...blah...blah...blah

Now Wallace did "SHE" ever do ANYTHINGY fur your Birfday???

YES Sire...    she gave me THIS puney excuse fur a Birfday thingy...
    Almost 87 days After the Fact..
Roxy... could you please enter EXHIBIT A into the record..?

 She DOES say that I am Sweet and that it is WAS....  ummmmmm   HAD BEEN at one time long ago... My Birfday..       Sniffle Sniffffff   Sniff...  whine whimper..
I See.    And she CLAIMED that she was TOO BUSY   getting thingys ready fur your AUNTIE's Birfday and she didn't REALIZE that YOURS was not FURST.  Is that Correct?
    That's Corr.... hey is that a FLY in your Wig?   Cause it surely does LOOK like a Fly to me...  OOOPS... sorry I digressed...   I was saying...  that you are quite correct...     and HEY... I think I am also... I just saw that Fly Fly Away...  or maybe it was a MOTH..   
Ahhhhhhhem..... let us stick to the subject here, shall we?         Did she celebrate your birfday on the Right day... Last year?
     YES!    Butt now I am CONVINCED that it was a MOTH that flew outta your wig...   Hey Your Worshipless Furter... do you have Moths in YOUR Wig, too..
     {{{THWAP}}}   THAT WILL BE ENOUGH of THAT STUFFS...  Counselor...  Control your Client... or I will hold you both in contemptedness!!!!   
YES, your Mopheadedness...     Wallace... no more talk of Flies or MOTHS..
      Now then....  DOES your Mum even OWN a Calendar?
She does.
   Does she NOT write down  YOUR impawtant Dates on it?   And does she not then  Put them into a NEW calendar on New Year's Eve?    
Apparently not Sire.   
So do you know WHAT she does on New Year's Eve... other than THIS MOST impawtant of ALL chores?   Please tell us she does NOT waste the evening with foolish Peep Pawties and TV watching and Such!!!
   Well, Sire    I am not SURE WHAT she did on New Year's Eve... butt it Obviously wasn't what she SHOULD have been doing.
I TOTALLY Agree, Wallace.
      Your Wastefulness...  We Rest our CASE...    
VERY WELL THEN....     I will take this case under
advisement... and Deliberateness... and give you my findings on THURSDAY March 5th..    
     And Ernie.... I want you to Send that Wig out to be PAWFESSIONALLY cleaned... BEFORE Court resumes on the 5th.            AND I would like to add that THIS pawceeding should be QUITE seriously Across the POND since I have heard that TODAY is   our Furend        MOLLY's 3rd Birfday...        Just Sayin !!!!
        Court is dismissed !


Julie said...

Mofties, I luffs Mofties! What sort was it? Quick describe it so I can look it up in my Ladybird Book of Mofties!
Oh and great work on the stand Wallace, I'm sure the judge will take you very very hurt feelings into account
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

OMD! My nerves are shattered! That Judge Frankenfarter is real intimidating and he sure likes to slam that little hammer of his a lot.
Thursday feels like an awful long ways away. I hope I can keep it together until then.

Mark Muller said...

hmmmm maybe that mom should get 6 pawlenders like my momma? all marked with the barkdays of the pups?
I can't wait to hear what the bestest judge on slice earth will say ...or what his hammer says hehehe
easy rider

Emma said...

Birthday transgressions are real tough to forgive. Moms just don't do that kind of thing! This is really bad!

Bouncing Bertie said...

Gosh, suddenly I feel less alone. I mean, my human Gail is just one great big walking talking birthday transgression…
Toodle pip!

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

maybe Mom needs to use this case as an example - our Dad TOTALLY forgot Mom's birthday this year too - in fact the only reason he figured it out was when he read it on our blog 4 days after her birthday

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

This is shocking! Forgotten birthdays are a pretty bad offence...

Molly TheWally said...

Me too add my human to the list of birthday transgressions. She forgets every year and just says every day is a birthday for me so too bad. Grrrrrrr. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

Ranger said...

OMD..... she forgot Wallace's birfday? Dat is just acceptable.

Kismet said...

What makes it worse is that mom was probably doing something completely stupid on New Year's eve like partying and drinking champagne instead of working on the calendar.

Madi and Mom said...


Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
Yikes, furgetfulness is a troublesome thing... (memo to self - so as to remember that fugetfulness is a troublesome thing...) Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Dory and the Mama said...

Sounds like you have a great case Wallace! We just know hizzonor will come to a just and fair decision!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Two French Bulldogs said...

Mom is guilty and she forgot and she needs to go to remembering classes for 87 weeks
Lily & Edward

stellaroselong said...

We were a little scared of Judge Frankie also, I hope he relaxes when "that" special day arrives....gussie p.s. when moms first baby kylie was born mom was really out of it for a few days (its a long story) so mom THOUGHT Kylei was born on the 29th and celebrated her birthday for three years on that day UNTIL she received a new birth certificate from Germany and saw she was really born on the 27th.....OHMUPUG!!! Stella Rose

Ruby said...

OMD!!! MOTHS??!!! I'll get em'!!!! I am like the Mighty Moth Hunter!!! I have caught like 87 of them in my days....I am a professional, ya knows?!

Wells, I thinks the evidence is clear...Wally was ROBBED!!!!! ROBBED of a most FABulous Burthday that he most rightly deserved!!! What is with these peeps anyhu????? What do they have to do on NYE, anyways??? Pawties??? Drinkies??? um...was there margaritas??? sorry, I lost my train of thought.....
Hey, are my 87 cookies comin' anytimes soon???
Ruby ♥

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

OH dear, after this trial, we are sure that Wallace's Mom will never ever forget again:)

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Molly's mum REALLY REMEMBERED her birthday! Hmmmmmmmmmm. Can't wait to hear the verdict on this one!

Murphy said...

Wait a minute . . . was that wig used on the floor before court? Probably a good thing it is being sent out for cleaning. We can only imagine how terrible Wallace feels for his own flesh and blood (sort of) mom to forget the bay he got borned. So very sad . . .

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Anonymous said...

Oh...this is bad for Mom...hey your Mop-Headed-Ness...when you gonna get serious about this outta control Peep stuuf...we gots 2423 empty cells over at the jail....lest fillem up!

Top Cop Bites

Mitch and Molly said...

We just can't believe that your mum could forget your birthday, Wallace! Geez, Molly's birthday has been going on for DAYS now!
This is just BEYOND unacceptable!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Finn said...

Oh this is

Finn said...

Whoops. This is so nerve racking!! I love good courtroom drama!!

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, maybe you need to fumigate your wig! BWAR HAR HAR oops, sorry YurHonnur. Fascinating case and I can't wait to hear your ruling.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Foley Monster and Pocket said...

I think you are due a mid year birthday in September to make up for your missed birthday so you have two celebrations this year

Chef Sasha said...

Another very impawtant case. I hope you are all getting plenty of rest in between. I know you will decide fairly Judge Frankie and I await your decision.

Loveys Sasha

Noodle4President said...

Ooooh! This one is intense! How rude of Wallace's mom...

Millie and Walter said...

We're afraid Wallace's mum might be in a bit of trouble.

marley said...

GILTEE! ...ahem...not dat I tellin yeronner ow to rule