Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Trial Case 87-5 Oreo vs Peeps...

ERNIE..... you had better get a move on...  you have to be in court in 87 seconds..

OKAY Roxy...   I'm ready...   let's get going...      (sheesh...  she is getting... ASSERTIVE)...

 All RISE..... Court is now corn beaned!    {{{THWAP}}}
   Ernie are you ready to begin?
I am, your honestableness.

Call    OREO to the stand...
 Now OREO....   can you pawleese  tell us about the "INCIDENT" that caused you to bring charges?
YES,   I am NEW to his HOME and have been working like a DAWG to learn all the stuffs that I need to know... It is EXHAUSTING work...   It leaves me FAMISHED...    
      I need MORE kibble and I need it to arrive on time...    Butt, your HONESTNESS...  I swear that has not been happening..
   We don't need to SWEAR in court.. Mr. Oreo
OKAY...   well, like I was saying...   my new Peep Mom... has NOT been filling my kibble bowl on time, and I have been Forced to take matters into my own paws...   I have had to SCOOT and PUSH and SHOVE that Heavy (and EMPTY) bowl... all over the House... BEGGING to have even a few CRUMBS put into it...             I am Worn OUT... and WASTING AWAY I tell you..
    You can go HERE    and look at the VIDEO PROOF...  on my 2/6/15  post...   
  Thank you Oreo for bringing that up....    I would like to direct the court to that PROOF which I will enter as   EXHIBIT #1......  could we take a short recess, your Humblesome?
YES,   we will take a brief recess while all pawties go to have a look at the Evidence....  {{THWAP}}}       Oh dawg... i just LOVE this Gavel thingy...  
Tick   Tock       Tick Tock...

{{THWAP}}        That was most Compelling video Oreo...   The court thanks you for making it available..
    Pawceed .... Ernie...
So OREO...    we could tell from the video that you were becoming More and More Weak as you tried to shove the EMPTY bowl into the Peep's line of vision...   Were they paying ANY attention to you during this time?
  NO SIR....  they were all LAUGHING...      It was HUMILIATING and very Distressing... and YES, I was becoming WEAK from exertion and hunger.
    Did you try any OTHER measures to force your peeps to FEED YOU???
YES Sir....  I finally had to resort to ..... BARKING  at them....    Begging and BARKING...  it was HIDEOUS to have to lower myself to those tactics...         Shouldn't Food be given Freely in our own homes???       sniffle  sniff   sniffle  
   I believe that they SHOULD, Oreo..

 Your honestable, I would like to present    EXHIBIT #2...
     
It shows My Client....   FAINTED From HUNGER...  and suffering from Horrid Food deprivation.


I believe that this is PROOF that OREO has been WRONGED and that His peeps need to be found...Guilty of dunking my client's hopes Hideously SLOW SERVICE.

    THANK you Ernie.  You may step down, Oreo.       I will take this disturbing case under advisement... and present my ruling...   TOMORROW...     Court is closed.
    {{{{THWAP}}}}
       

35 comments:

Julie said...

Oh paw Oreo, he does look all worn out there!
I finks that was an excellent presentation Ernie, I'm sure Mr Judge Frankie will find in his favour.
Watch out Oreo's new Mom!!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Cinnamon said...

Paws Down the evidence is clear.
That was hard work chasing an empty bowl.
Your honor you sure look handsome this early in the morning. Hope you have a pawsome day.
xo Cinnamon

Emma said...

How terrible! I can't imagine! Thankfully our food is normally timely and plentiful. Oreo does look pretty bad off in the photo.

Mark Muller said...

Oreo has the tastiest name ever, he is quasi a treat by name and he has to beg for treats? wow... that's a crazy world...
easy rider

Molly TheWally said...

Scandalous. Empty bowls are a good sign f neglect. We know your honour will do the right thing. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

There is no way you can lose this case Ernie, Oreo has provided you with some pretty convincing evidence.
We're keeping our paws crossed for a good outcome.
Wally & Sammy

Madi and Mom said...

OREO NEVER FEAR ATTORNEY ERNIE AND ROXY ROXY HAVE THEIR STUFFS IN ORDER YOU ARE IN GOOD HANDS.
EVERYTHING WORKED OUR PURRFECTLY FOR ME
Hugs madi your bfff

Mollie said...

OMD empty bowl, that iz juzt NOT acceptable. Poor Oreo ( juzt licking my lip'z at that name BOL ) Wez slowly catching'z up . Lub'z yuz xxoxx

Mollie and Alfie

Sarge said...

Wow, the Blogville Judicial System is working full steam ahead! This is a great case and Oreo has great evidence and Ernst did a super job. OMD I think Hizhonor has a thwack fetish. BWAR HAR HAR ahem.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Well, some precedent for timely feedable-ings was set with the case of Madi v. Mum so I am thinking there is room for hope here... a glimmer at least... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xx

[pee ess - Your Honourableness? I surely do love the way you handle that gavel thingy.... I can feel that {{thwap}} all the way over here.........]

Kismet said...

The defense can't bring their case before the court? You must be in Oz because there are kangaroos all over the oourtroom.

Idaho PugRanch said...

An open and shut case we think. Hopefully his mom has been doing better with handing out the kibble. With the big dance justs days away, Oreo needs his strength
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Oreo said...

Oh thanks Ernie. I hopes you can win this case cuz unfortunately my water bowl was empty the other day. She must be stopped and dealt with ASAP.

Wags
Oreo

Peggy Frezon said...

What a tragic case. I sure hope Oreo's bowl is full of kibble these days. Maybe he should be like Zeke who actually ate his bowl. (made of bamboo and cornstarch or something wacky like that.)

Casey said...

OMD, poor Oreo! I hate that we have situations like that going on right here in Blogville. It's just not right!

stellaroselong said...

You are a super attorney Ernie you will go far in blogville!!
stella rose

Murphy said...

This is a terrible case of animal abuse and the pawrents should be thrown in jail!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Oz theTerrier said...

Oh dear dawgs in heaven....poor Oreo is starving to death over there! I hope the verdict comes down quickly and harshly so Oreo can get the kibbles he needs! *paws crossed* for a just decision.
Oz

Two French Bulldogs said...

It's child abuse!!
Lily & Edward

Angel Pip and Ruby said...

Seems like an open and shut case to me. Now who's ready for a cheeseburger!

Bailey said...

What a case.

Sketching with Dogs said...

Thank Dogness you are here to right all the wrongs done to us poor mistreated pets :)
Dip and Elliot x

Ruby said...

OMD, that was so DISTURBING Oreo!!!! How in Heaven's name could your Moms just IGNORE your pleas for foodables??!!! I am weeping over heres!!!! *sniff, sniff*
I knows Hizzhonor is gonna rule in YOUR favor Oreo!!! I just knows it!!!
Good Job Ernie and Roxy!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

That's appalling behaviour on part of Oreo's new pawrents. To be slow is one thing, but to laugh at the poor guy...unforgivable!

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Poor Oreo - we think you all did a fantastic job of presenting the evidence. Surely the honorable Judge will right these wrongs!!!

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Whitley Westie said...

I think ya should order dat Oreo gets all da foodz he can eat and da peeps has to starve!

M. K. Clinton said...

The video was a slam dunk Ernie!! Oreo is entitled to extra kibble and treats!

Mitch and Molly said...

Poor Oreo. His peeps definitely need to be forced to buy an alarm clock and get his meals served on time!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Susie and Sidebite said...

THAT'S TERRIBLE, get a rope!

The Mad Scots

JoAnn Stancer said...

Yup he needs more food on a timely matter. Love it!

Millie and Walter said...

This seems like an open and shut case. You two sure have been busy with all those cases lately.

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey ...... surely this is an open and shut case, aye?? Food deprivation AND being ridiculed to boot. Lock 'em up I say!!

Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

We had NO idea this sort of stuff was happening in Blogville!! UN.BE.LIEVE.ABLE!
Wally & Sammy

Dory and the Mama said...

OMD....we definitely think that Oreo should be compensated (with lots of cookies!)
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

marley said...

Kerikee Frankie my pal yeronner ...i ope for Oreo's peeps sake dat dis not be a capitul fense