Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Case 87-5 OREO vs. the peeps...

ERNIE....   we have a NEW case..
We do?  You surely do look pretty today... and SMELL delicious  What and Who is it this time, Roxy?
OREO...      He called in... and gave me all the facts...   this situation happened on 2/6/15...  and you can see it by clicking the link there in blue and going to his post...    It is HORRIBLE to watch.
Oh sweetie... let me kiss your eyes...         OKAY.... I'll go check it out... as soon as I have a nice drink of water and a milkbone...   Can I get you anythingy?
No, thanks though...    I am going to start work on Oreo's case file... so you can work on your BRIEFS...  hehheee
      OH, Roxy Honey.... don't furget to call over to His MopHeadedNess' office and see if we can bring Oreo's case to trial QUICKLY...


OKAY Erniekins...  I'll tell Judge FARTer... that Poor Oreo could be FAINTING from HUNGER if we don't get this on the Docket Right away..
Good thinking Roxy...  appeal to the ol' Fart's greatest Love... FOOD...  that'll get us in court TOMORROW... if we (and OREO) are lucky...

Ernie..... here's the MAIL.... and look what is on TOP...  it says ROYAL MAIL...
    OMD...  it is FROM   REAL ROYALTY...  
It ISsssssssssssss????
YES,   It's from PRINCESS Leah... and she wants us to represent her in a case...  it seems her mum is a Blog stealer and a ......   Stool P Gin...     that would be Case #87-6...  we ARE gonna take it aren't we???
YES!!! Roxy, can you FAX her the paperwork and stuffs and ..... OMD  where is my WIG????  this will be in the UK Fashion....   Judge Furter and I will BOTH have to wear our WIGS...

ERNIE... ERNIEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee    omd  OMD    a ROYAL TRIAL...  can I wear a TIARA to court....????????????????????????????   PLEASE let me wear a tiara to court...   PLEEEEEEEESE...   I would look    HAWT   in a TIARA...!!!!       TELL me I can wear a TIARA...   PLEEEEEEESE...         Say yeeeeeessssssssssssssssss  Erniekins...   say YES...  

huff huffffffff   HUBBA BUBBA....  Of course you can wear a TIARA...     butt we need to see what it looks like FURST...     Slap that Real DIAMOND thingy on... and meet me in the Copy Room...    pant pant       slurp...       OH WAIT...... SEND the FAX and then meet me in the Copy room...  

32 comments:

Julie said...

Oh wow, you really know your stuffs, tiaras in court, that'll impress the Mr Judgeman! He's bound to rule in my favour if you do wigs and thingys!
I am so lucky to have found such great legal council!
(Er, I just hopes they can keep their paws off each other long enuffs to attend court though!)
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Mark Muller said...

oh I'm sure a tiara is the perfect accessory for a court... so the jury knows from the begin who will be the winner :o)pawesome!
easy rider

Molly TheWally said...

OMD a royal case now. Wow you are in demand by the elite of society. We need you after snout whack incident. Would you represent little old me? Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

Madi and Mom said...

OHHHHHHH Leah has a royal bone to chew we can hardly wait. I'm thinking I might wear my furs coat to the hearing
Hugs madi your bfff

noodle4president said...

OMD! This is incredible!

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Crikey Moses...you two better watch the copy room doesn't only reproduce typeface... just sayin'...

Soon you are going to be too busy to be thinking in BRIEF anyways... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Sarge said...

Hey Ernie & Roxy!
Wow, I'd bark that VS,K&D is one busy place fur sure! You two will do a great job for Oreo and I'm looking forward to the royal case next. Gosh, you'll be busy and rolling in green papers too! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Sweet William The Scot said...

This just sounds to me like the attorney and judge are getting richer and richer. We need a PRO BONO lawyer in Blogville. As in being a pro and throwing the bone to the citizens. Toss me a bono will you?
Thanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot

LetterstoAndrew said...

Please post a picture with the tiara. Or you could wear a fascinator, those are popular in the UK too!

Kismet said...

Oreo needs a court order for immediate food. What's this tomorrow thing?

Two French Bulldogs said...

We think you have to wear your mop wig
Lily & Edward

Oz theTerrier said...

Holy smokes! The cases are just rolling in! If this keeps up, you will need a junior attorney to help you sort all the cases out. :-O
Oz

Bouncing Bertie said...

Something tells me Ernie's mind is not 100% on his legal work today…
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Emma said...

Wowzers! Your business is really hoppin'!

Bailey said...

Wow practicing international law now.

Oreo said...

I hope you will get my case resolved or I'm gonna starve !!!!! I know you are good lawyers so i plan on winning this case.

Wags
Oreo

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

We are sooooooo busy, we NEED those Copy Room breaks just to keep our sanity!

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Hope the case gets to trial soon.

Sketching with Dogs said...

You are going to be snowed under with all these court cases soon!
Dip and Elliot x

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

we are noticing a trend here - that all the offenders are PEEPS !!!

Susie and Sidebite said...

Yep we were there!......Hey your mopheadedness, it's time to get serious about this not being fed on time....do i need to be there to remind you of how serious this is gettin...I am bringing Hailey in the BP Wagon to haul his Mom off!

TOP COP BITES

Foley Monster and Pocket said...

Not being fed on time is one of the biggest cause of dog vs parent suits. I am sure Oreo is well represented

Millie and Walter said...

Wow you all are keeping busy with all these cases. Seems most are against our peeps.

Whitley Westie said...

Y'all sure got one bizee law firm dere.

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Maybe you should have a tea party during the Royal Trial.

Daisy said...

Who knew we would need so much legal advice in Blogville?! Good thing we have such a great legal team to represent us!
oxox
Daisy

Chef Sasha said...

Holy Dogs Ernie, you and Roxy are so busy with cases. I have seen both cases on their blogs and I know you can help them. I hope Judge Frankie doesn't see you both calling him names, it might not help you in court.

Good luck

Loveys Sasha

Dory and the Mama said...

BOL....We think this lawyer/paralegal matchup is bringing you and Roxie closer than ever Ernie!!

Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

Business is booming! I cannot tell you how relieved I am that you are taking my case on too.
Wally (and Sammy)

M. K. Clinton said...

I think tiaras should be allowed everywhere. Pet store...tiara Dog park...tiara Walks...tiara Ohhh and tutus! I love a girl in a tiara AND a tutu. ♥ Sorry, all that romancin' got to me. Your Pal, Bentley

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

BOL wigs, tiaras, we can't wait.

marley said...

Wow....dis countree of gores not too law abidin Frankie my pal....iz good yoo dere to keeps law & pawder