Saturday, February 28, 2015

THE VERDICT in case # 87-6 Princess Leah...




 ALL RISE......

{{{THWAP}}}     You may be seated...
 I have reached a Verdict in this case...    Princess Leah...  you and your council will please Rise while I read it...
 Princess Leah.....   I find you to be TOTALLY INNOCENT of ALL the charges in this matter...
      You and your bare a$$  Barrister have shown the court... that you were surely ill treated.
Here it comes Girrrrrlfurend.... I told you that Frankie had his Hackles Up over this..   YES, you did Roxy...    If I come out on top of this...  I am treating us BOTH to another shopping trip to Victorious Secret...  Shhhhhhh    Here it comes, Leah...   Hold my paw...
NOW in the second pawt of this pawceeding...  you have Counter Surfed  that your MUM did willfully and WANTedly  USLURP your blog fur her Nefarious Notions...Potions and Intentions.
    And WHILE she was at it DID show every sign of Stool P Gin nest and Gossip Mongrelism.  In an attempt to PUBLICLY DeFAME a member of ROYALTY...     (note to self... write down these big internationl law words...fur future use)   Which will NOT be tolerated by THIS Court or even a Tennis Court of pure Clay...    
     I hereby Find her GUILTY of Stool P Gin Nest and Blog Uslurpery...   and sentence her to...
  87 HOURS of Total Service to YOU and your every want and whim.     and a Fine FINE of 87 Treats and Snacks and Puppachinos  to be dispensed at times of YOUR chewsing...   



{{{ THWAPPPPPPP}}}     Court is Adjourned.

32 comments:

Emma said...

Sounds like a very fair decision to me!

Julie said...

Oh fanks Ernie and Roxy for your pawfect representation of the facts.
Quick Roxy, I have milk bones enough for us both to spend up at Victorious Secrets! Furst though, lets grab a cuppa tea to celebrate wiv
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
PeeS, I'm relieved Mum didn't get jail time 'cos she needs to make my tea tonight!

Madi and Mom said...

Rolling on the floor here Victorious Secrets....cracked us up
Hugs madi your bfff

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

UMMMMMM Folks this post is not showing up in OUR reader today... I hope that YOU can all see it... and that it will EVENTUALLY come up for everybuddy... GRRRRRRRRR Blogger Squirrels...

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

we are happy with this result and this court - so far us dogs are winning paws down :)

Kismet said...

The "hanging judge" has spoken.

Lovable Lily said...

Princess Leah is dancing on the ceiling with that verdict!

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

LBJ said...

Yeah Princess Leah - the law has been upheld!

Abby Lab

Zoe said...

Yay! Don't nobuddy come out on top o' our Princess, well, maybe the Queen Lady in those fancy hats.

Murphy said...

Once again the wisdom and fairness of the court prevails!

Your Pals,

MURPHY AND STANLEY

Sarge said...

Wow, the suspenders were killing me on this one! Excellent job by all and I love that the sentence includes total service and pupOChinOs. BWAR HAR HAR Have fun shopping ladies!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

C.L.W.STEP said...

Hooray!

Molly TheWally said...

Nice one your honour. You are wisdom incorporated. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari Om
Lawdy, but you are handy with that gavel, your Hairyness... I do worry that there come a backlash from all the mums of Blogville, however... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Mark Muller said...

87 hours of service AND 87 treats! wow! YAY! BRAVO!is there a limit of the size of the treats? I hope not lol
well done court of fleas!
easy rider

speedyrabbit said...

Yeah Baby!You won Princess Leah!xx Speedy

Dory and the Mama said...

It is woderful to have such a fair and unbiased Judge here in Blogville!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Bouncing Bertie said...

Another excellent judgment Frankie. And I am confident that Princess Leah will have already planned out every minute of those 87 hours of Total Service from her Mum...
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Mitch and Molly said...

Gosh, we had to get our dictionary out to understand some of this verdict, Ernie! Yay for you, Leah! We knew all along you were innocent and justice has been served!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Oh Ernie....another magnificent performance. I'm just going to take off my tiara and get into something.....um....comfortable for our victorious secret celebration.

♥♥♥♥♥♥ Your Roxy

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Mr Frankie, er your honor, we think this is a perfect sentence. Mum always gets weird smiles on her face when she reads the court proceedings. Coo coo in the head we tell ya. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Susie and Sidebite said...

X-cell-ant! break out the fleasa cards

The Mad Scots

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

What another fair decision. Blogville has an excellent justice system.

Ruby said...

BRAVO!! BRAVO!!! A most fair and excellent decision by our most HONORABLE Judge Frankie. I almost ran outta margarita in my secret flask waiting in the gallery...I sure am glads Mitch & Molly brought their Court of Common Fleas to English Dictionary!! I was able to keep up...I thinks...or maybe I just need a refill...
Hey, did someone mention Milk Bones????
Yes please!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

BRAVO, Your Honor - great decision!!! Leah deserves to be treated like the royal princess that she is.

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey treats, snacks and pupachino's at your time of chosing, Princess. How good is that?? Don't go crazy now ....... you need to make sure you don't blow out and not fit into all the new victorious secret gear, aye??

Two French Bulldogs said...

Lock momma up!!!
Lily & Edward

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

Justice has been served.

♥♥♥M Mona & Prissy

M. K. Clinton said...

Totally fair and reasonable!!

Millie and Walter said...

You are a very good judge Frankie. Leah should be over the moon with that verdict.

Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

Congratulations on yet another win Ernie & Roxy!! WOW, this has really gotten me all excited for my day in court!
Wally (and Sammy)

marley said...

Fank dogniss dat justiss be served Yeronner Frankie my pal...good to see Ernie haz werk as a barrista too...mine do be a cappy-chino