Friday, February 27, 2015

Fractured Fryday Hairy Tales...

Today is Fractured Fryday Hairy Tales day... the inclusion is...  It was much better than I could ever have Imagined...
    TODAY it is Ernie's turn to do this...


   My FURST International Court case...    Princess Leah's Case   #87-6
        By Ernest vonSchnitzel     Officer of the Court..  Attorney at Paw

Once upon a time  the law office of vonSchnitzel, Ketchum, and Dedum.. gotted a call from ACROSS the POND...    from REAL Royalty....    PRINCESS LEAH...      she wanted my Roxy and I to take here case... and we DID...         Judge Fartmore  Furter and I had to wear our WIGS to court... and my ROXY and Princess Leah gotted to wear  REAL GENUINE DIAMOND Tiaras...


OMD OMD they were gorgeous...  My ROXY looked even HAWTTER than EVER.   I nearly had to ask that that trial be SUSPENDERed onna account of Excess Drooling on my pawt...
    JUST LOOK at My ROXY....   She sends shivers down my spine... on a normal day... butt HUBBA BUBBA BUDDY...   seeing her in her tiara... with her GLASSES...   well, you get my drift..
   So anyway International Law is HARD to DEAL WITH...   and stuffs...  and I was thinkin I should have just said NO... butt... then right in the middle of the everythingy the Girrrls got to whispering about wanting to go fur LUNCH or TEA and then SHOPPING... at   Victorious Secret... and...


after I pawsented the case, and court was dismissed until TOMORROW..., and the wimmen RUSHED outta the courtroom.........  Holding their tiaras in place and Waving their Plastic Cards...

  I got to thinking...
This wasn't so bad after all...     and when MY FOXY ROXY returned to the Law Office...about 87 hours later...   LOADED DOWN with BAGS from....  Victorious Secret...     I decided that international law might be OK... IN FACT... It was MUCH better than I could EVER have Imagined...    Just sayin.

29 comments:

Angel Pip and Ruby said...

Glad to see you are enjoying all the perks of the job! Bawhahahahhahahhaha

Chef Sasha said...

Wow I have never shopped there. I might need to talk to Roxy. I wonder if Bilbo would like it if I shopped there? Great story and I am glad you took Princess Leah's case. Now where can I find one of those stores?

Love Sasha

Emma said...

I think there was a Victoria's Secret thing on TV the other night, we saw a commercial...maybe she got some ideas there.

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Brwahahahahah, and Roxy's not-so-secret victory is winning your heart!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Molly TheWally said...

LOL at Yamini's comment. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Oz theTerrier said...

Hmmmm, I am not too sure that it was the International Law that was better than you ever imagined. I'm thinking it may have been the purchases made at Victorious Secret. BOL
Oz

Mark Muller said...

hahahaha good one! I wish my dad would say that too when my mom comes back with bags from that secret girlnamed Vicky :o)
easy rider

Casey said...

OMD, Ernie, things are starting to get a little steamy in your law office! The law is serious stuffs, you know!

Kismet said...

It's gonna cost you BIG time in the long run.

Dory and the Mama said...

That wasn't your fleasa card she took, was it Ernie??? If so, that could be big troubles...
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL I'm just loving the tiaras and wigs and OMCs foxy ladies!!
Justice was served for all
Hugs madi your bfff

Murphy said...

Great story! Victoria's Secret huh? Roxy does look hot in her tiara. We're gonna have to really keep an eye on the copy room door. Remember, Blogger won't let you go wild in telling about your "adventures" BOL!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

stellaroselong said...

Ought oh victorious secret.....just saying stella rose

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

My feet are killing me. That Princess Leah took me all over town! I may have to have the morning off. But then, I'll be in to work on the next case. It'll seem so humdrum after royalty.....

Your Roxy

Bouncing Bertie said...

So I'm guessing you were treated to a private view of the results of the shopping trip then Ernie?
Is that you blushing?
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Sketching with Dogs said...

That is so funny - and X rated, BOL.
Now, about that court case....
Dip and Elliot x

Julie said...

Lovely Roxy is just the most pawfect shopping friend, we had the bestest time evers. She took my mind off all the court room worries and introduced me to the wonders of Victorious Secrets, Chester is gonna be a very happy pup when he finds out what I've bought !
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Sarge said...

Hey Ernst!
Wow, excellent FFHT post today! I agree that your firstest ever international case was a great one and VS K & D did a bang-up job. The ladies look lovely and I bet you had fun with Roxy's loot! Hubba Hubba fur sure you lucky hound! BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Police Commish

Mitch and Molly said...

Those girls sure know where to shop for the bestest unmentionables!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Noodles said...

Your are so worldly. . . and those gurls are so clever.
Love Noodles

Susie and Sidebite said...

Ernie...you're just a big old SUCKER for a pretty gal. So how much coins did she spend? Hope your not overcharging Princess Leah for the expenses.

The Mad Scots

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Inquiring minds want to know - will there be a fashion show of the goods from Victorious Secret???

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Sam said...

Yikes, let's check this out...

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey ...... I hope they show us what they bought!!

Bev Green said...

Yikes Ernie..this is getting steamier than LA LAW..just sayin hhaahah :) loves fozziemum xx

Two French Bulldogs said...

How do you even concentrate with that gal in the courtroom
Snorts,
Lily & Edward

M. K. Clinton said...

Is there a copy room close by where you are??

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

That sounds like great shopping. Teehee.

marley said...

Yoo haz to be werkin hard Ernie my pal...dese laydees by hi-maynternanse