CALL ERNIE
psst Roxy... let's go check out the archives room...
CALL
ERNIE the Attorney
with all your Legal Needs
Been Left in the Car?
Have your Peeps gone too Far?
Are your Siblings giving you trouble?
We'll take em to Court and Burst their BUBBLE.
Are Squirrels giving you FITS?
We'll draw up some writs.
Need to give them a Nudge?
Do you harbor a Grudge?
Are your peeps not willing to Budge?
We will take it before the Judge.
42 comments:
Is your website forthewoofies.com?
The Florida Furkids
I may need some help regarding a baby's toy snaffling event that occurred last week (not that I'm admitting anyfink though!) but can we try and keep that one out of court so it doesn't affect my Junior Police Pup status?
Loves and guilty licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Found yourself on a GUERNEY??? CALL ERNIE!!!! Dude we loved your advert. Nice one pal. We gonna get you to represent us should we need an attorney. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly
I wish that commercial would be in tv... with music (by dad's rival Rod, yeah!) I would sing that the whole day... to browbeat my staff hehehe
easy Rider
My Mom is cheating on me. Can I sue for alienation of affection?
Wags,
Ranger
Excellent advertisement! Now we just got to get you some business cards.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Hey Ernie Esquire!
Wow, you'll be up to your furry ears in cases! You and Roxy will be almost too busy to enjoy some alone time...almost. BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm
Hari OM
...................OMD I can't type for laughing - or is that peein'? .... (no wait it is the zero degrees temperature INSIDE MY HOME.. yup it's cold.)
You sure have got it covered there. Regarding squirrels - whaddya make of THIS GUY? Could I sue him for being so darned cute??? Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
BOL! That is the BEST advertisement for a law firm that I have ever seen! Forget all those other attorneys and lawyers...nope! I am going to Ernie the Attorney if I ever need some help!
*high paws*
Oz
Ummm-wouldn't it be easier and cheaper to bypass the lawyer and bribe Frankie with some treat?
How come the button below says "I'm not a robot" instead of saying "I am not a lawyer"?
Bwahahaha.
Thanks Ernie, you brought a much needed smile to Gail's face with this post. Well done.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
Oh my ! I suddenly feel safer. Thinking of Ernie with those lovely dred locks!
Lily (& Edward)
MOL MOL MOL THAT ROAD SOUND IS HILARIOUS!! F&E YOUR ASSISTANT IS ONE OF THE BEST 'PUN' PEEPS WE KNOW.
WORKING ON SOME BRIEFS. YOU KNOW THOSE TIGHTY WHITIES CRACK ME UP
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
Ernie we have yours number by our cellphone just in case we haf to sue the Pallet Company after mom falls.......stella rose
This is the kind of number I need to keep on the front of the refrig with a magnet!
I hope you'll be the HONEST and HONORABLE kind of attorney. Not the OTHER 99% that give the rest of attorneys a bad name! :D
We will put your number on speed dial.!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
we are sure you are going to be one very busy doggy
BOL BOL!
Mom just realized Journey and Ernie kinda rhyme! (Gee our mom is slow!)
Great advert! We're sure to dig up some business--well, more business.
You look sooooooooo handsome in those suspenders....meet you behind the Statutes of 1846, they're in that way back corner...
I have a case ...someone stole my cheeseburgers ...or maybe I borrowed someone's cheesrburgers ...never mind
You make an excellent legal team. So funny how you work on or in your briefs Ernie :)
Dip and Elliot x
This is a GREAT ad!!! Are you going to advertise during the Super Bowl?
Cammie!
PS: We put a photo up today (Tues) just for you guys!
Thanks for the info, I will be thinking about several issues I have with my Mom. They are mostly about not enough treats and baths.
Loveys Sasha
A wonderful ad, bravo!
Ernie, do you do Modeling contracts?? I think I am being underpaid for my photoshoots and need to renegotiate my contract!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Well now....get ready...cause the Police Department is gonna be rounding up LOTS of criminals ALL YERA LONG....you gonna procees them fast...cause our jail won't hold them all
Top Cop Bites
Grreat advertisement mates. If the possums make you worry, Ernie will make them sorry! We thought we loved saying Little Ernie but now he is all growed up, we love Ernie the Attorney even more! Mr Frankie, obviously it is all your good influence that has shown him the way. Your mum and 'ol Sure Shot must be very proud of you both. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory (good dogs)
We hope we see this advertisement on TV on SuperSunday! Millions of peeps will be calling you Ernie!
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
This just made me laugh. Thank you. Your Earnie looks like our Bailey.
Rosezeeta.
We are counting on your Ernie! We just cannot suffer no more! Bites wants to arrest our mom and we don't want to go that far cuz then she can't give us treats but we do need to use some legal remedies to get things right again!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
I bet ya are gonna be busy wif lotsa new bizness (and not da kind I leaves in da yard) rollin in.
Will you represent squirrels?
I think you are going to get some pawsome cases to handle....and soon too!
Hey, you're really moving right along with your new career, Ernie. We just know this advertisement will get you clients.
BOL!!!! OMD, Ernie I thinks I might have to hire you cause my Ma is not giving me enough kibbles and treaties and chewies and stuffs while on this medication!!!! I am starvin' I tell ya!! I need more foodables!!! You thinks you and Roxy can help me???? Before I wither away and DIE??!!!!!
RM here: She is NOT withering away. As a matter of fact, she has gained back all the weight she lost. Now, if I am starving her, how could she GAIN weight? She is trying to hire you to file a frivolous lawsuit, and I implore you to ignore her pleas.
Ruby here: LIES!!!! ALL LIES!!! Okay, okay, so I might have gain A POUND or three, butts that is just MUSCLE from pacing back and forth in front of my food bowl!!!! Oh, I thinks I'm gonna faint from hunger....catch me....*thud*
Can I add neglect to my claim???
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Looks like you two are already for anything that will come across your briefs!! BOL
Wags
Oreo
OMD! You are gonna be sooo busy! We are happy right now, but if Pierre kills my new Slappy toy, I may need you to slappy him with a lawsuit!
That advertisement is top-notch! It must have cost you a fortune!!
Wally & Sammy
You're working ON some briefs IN some briefs! Awesome! You're totally legit!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
I was going to ask for some torts but Mom said they are NOT those little pastry things from the Bavarian Bakery.
Abby the Lab
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