Tuesday, January 20, 2015

PAWfurm of vonSchnitzel, Ketchum and Deadum

Found yourself on a GUERNEY???
     CALL   ERNIE


 1-878-787-8787      


 Workin on some BRIEFS....   But ALWAYS time fur a new client...
 Injured while on a Journey....???????
 Call   Ernie the Attorney...    Our EXPERT STAFF ...  ROXY the Para Legal   is here to assist you..

 She is ROLL IN THE GRASS GORGEOUS  so knowledgeable...    Couldn't function without her...
psst Roxy...  let's go check out the archives room...   

CALL  
ERNIE the Attorney
with all your Legal Needs

Been Left in the Car?
Have your Peeps gone too Far?
Are your Siblings giving you trouble?
We'll take em to Court and Burst their BUBBLE.

Are Squirrels giving you FITS?
We'll draw up some writs.

Need to give them a Nudge?
Do you harbor a Grudge?
Are your peeps not willing to Budge?
We will take it before the Judge.



42 comments:

The Florida Furkids said...

Is your website forthewoofies.com?

The Florida Furkids

Julie said...

I may need some help regarding a baby's toy snaffling event that occurred last week (not that I'm admitting anyfink though!) but can we try and keep that one out of court so it doesn't affect my Junior Police Pup status?
Loves and guilty licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Molly TheWally said...

Found yourself on a GUERNEY??? CALL ERNIE!!!! Dude we loved your advert. Nice one pal. We gonna get you to represent us should we need an attorney. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

Mark Muller said...

I wish that commercial would be in tv... with music (by dad's rival Rod, yeah!) I would sing that the whole day... to browbeat my staff hehehe
easy Rider

Ranger said...

My Mom is cheating on me. Can I sue for alienation of affection?
Wags,
Ranger

Lovable Lily said...

Excellent advertisement! Now we just got to get you some business cards.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Sarge said...

Hey Ernie Esquire!
Wow, you'll be up to your furry ears in cases! You and Roxy will be almost too busy to enjoy some alone time...almost. BOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
...................OMD I can't type for laughing - or is that peein'? .... (no wait it is the zero degrees temperature INSIDE MY HOME.. yup it's cold.)

You sure have got it covered there. Regarding squirrels - whaddya make of THIS GUY? Could I sue him for being so darned cute??? Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Oz theTerrier said...

BOL! That is the BEST advertisement for a law firm that I have ever seen! Forget all those other attorneys and lawyers...nope! I am going to Ernie the Attorney if I ever need some help!
*high paws*
Oz

Kismet said...

Ummm-wouldn't it be easier and cheaper to bypass the lawyer and bribe Frankie with some treat?

How come the button below says "I'm not a robot" instead of saying "I am not a lawyer"?

Bouncing Bertie said...

Bwahahaha.
Thanks Ernie, you brought a much needed smile to Gail's face with this post. Well done.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my ! I suddenly feel safer. Thinking of Ernie with those lovely dred locks!
Lily (& Edward)

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL THAT ROAD SOUND IS HILARIOUS!! F&E YOUR ASSISTANT IS ONE OF THE BEST 'PUN' PEEPS WE KNOW.
WORKING ON SOME BRIEFS. YOU KNOW THOSE TIGHTY WHITIES CRACK ME UP
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

stellaroselong said...

Ernie we have yours number by our cellphone just in case we haf to sue the Pallet Company after mom falls.......stella rose

Emma said...

This is the kind of number I need to keep on the front of the refrig with a magnet!

Casey said...

I hope you'll be the HONEST and HONORABLE kind of attorney. Not the OTHER 99% that give the rest of attorneys a bad name! :D

Idaho PugRanch said...

We will put your number on speed dial.!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

we are sure you are going to be one very busy doggy

C.L.W.STEP said...

BOL BOL!

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

Mom just realized Journey and Ernie kinda rhyme! (Gee our mom is slow!)

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Great advert! We're sure to dig up some business--well, more business.

You look sooooooooo handsome in those suspenders....meet you behind the Statutes of 1846, they're in that way back corner...

Angel Pip and Ruby said...

I have a case ...someone stole my cheeseburgers ...or maybe I borrowed someone's cheesrburgers ...never mind

Sketching with Dogs said...

You make an excellent legal team. So funny how you work on or in your briefs Ernie :)
Dip and Elliot x

The Army of Four said...

This is a GREAT ad!!! Are you going to advertise during the Super Bowl?
Cammie!
PS: We put a photo up today (Tues) just for you guys!

Chef Sasha said...

Thanks for the info, I will be thinking about several issues I have with my Mom. They are mostly about not enough treats and baths.


Loveys Sasha

Poodle At Play said...

A wonderful ad, bravo!

Dory and the Mama said...

Ernie, do you do Modeling contracts?? I think I am being underpaid for my photoshoots and need to renegotiate my contract!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Susie and Sidebite said...

Well now....get ready...cause the Police Department is gonna be rounding up LOTS of criminals ALL YERA LONG....you gonna procees them fast...cause our jail won't hold them all

Top Cop Bites

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Grreat advertisement mates. If the possums make you worry, Ernie will make them sorry! We thought we loved saying Little Ernie but now he is all growed up, we love Ernie the Attorney even more! Mr Frankie, obviously it is all your good influence that has shown him the way. Your mum and 'ol Sure Shot must be very proud of you both. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory (good dogs)

Mitch and Molly said...

We hope we see this advertisement on TV on SuperSunday! Millions of peeps will be calling you Ernie!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Primroses Attic said...

This just made me laugh. Thank you. Your Earnie looks like our Bailey.
Rosezeeta.

Murphy said...

We are counting on your Ernie! We just cannot suffer no more! Bites wants to arrest our mom and we don't want to go that far cuz then she can't give us treats but we do need to use some legal remedies to get things right again!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Whitley Westie said...

I bet ya are gonna be busy wif lotsa new bizness (and not da kind I leaves in da yard) rollin in.

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Will you represent squirrels?

Taffy said...

I think you are going to get some pawsome cases to handle....and soon too!

Jans Funny Farm said...

Hey, you're really moving right along with your new career, Ernie. We just know this advertisement will get you clients.

Ruby said...

BOL!!!! OMD, Ernie I thinks I might have to hire you cause my Ma is not giving me enough kibbles and treaties and chewies and stuffs while on this medication!!!! I am starvin' I tell ya!! I need more foodables!!! You thinks you and Roxy can help me???? Before I wither away and DIE??!!!!!
RM here: She is NOT withering away. As a matter of fact, she has gained back all the weight she lost. Now, if I am starving her, how could she GAIN weight? She is trying to hire you to file a frivolous lawsuit, and I implore you to ignore her pleas.
Ruby here: LIES!!!! ALL LIES!!! Okay, okay, so I might have gain A POUND or three, butts that is just MUSCLE from pacing back and forth in front of my food bowl!!!! Oh, I thinks I'm gonna faint from hunger....catch me....*thud*
Can I add neglect to my claim???
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Oreo said...

Looks like you two are already for anything that will come across your briefs!! BOL

Wags
Oreo

M. K. Clinton said...

OMD! You are gonna be sooo busy! We are happy right now, but if Pierre kills my new Slappy toy, I may need you to slappy him with a lawsuit!

Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

That advertisement is top-notch! It must have cost you a fortune!!
Wally & Sammy

cupcakepetrillo said...

You're working ON some briefs IN some briefs! Awesome! You're totally legit!

Love and licks,
Cupcake

LBJ said...

I was going to ask for some torts but Mom said they are NOT those little pastry things from the Bavarian Bakery.

Abby the Lab