Wednesday, October 22, 2014

WARNING.... Deaded CHIPMUNK Seen here today...

Yesterday somebuddy asked fur the RECIPE fur Pie Crust...    if you would like it... Click the Tab above CONTACT US...   and we will email it to you....   and NO you do NOT have to have a Kitchen Aide Stand mixer... any mixer will work... or even mixing by HAND... butt Mom Loves the Kitchen "Aide" way...  beclaws SHE is LAZY.    

DEADED CHIPMUNK Warning:.....  

And we are NOT talking this one either...THIS is the one that MY ROXY Sent TO ME....   and I have NOT Deaded IT... not even ONCE hole....   It Still SQUEAKS... and I play with it a LOT...   I am SAVORING it....        Stay away FRANKIE....   Just sayin.


WARNING:.....   From THIS point On...   it is gonna be DELICIOUSLY GRUESOME...   so you might NOT want to read on... if you are SQUEAMISH.....         NOT KIDDING...

I (Ernest vonSchnitzel)   did   Deaded a Chipmunk  It was my FURST one...  and I am really PROUD of MYSELF...  



 FRANKIE was Proud of ME Also...    he gave me some advice while I was deading it.    I appreciated his insight...      This is FRANKIE... Being very much PROUD OF ME...
 OMD   would you just LOOK at it.... the thingy was HUGE....  GINORMOUS...   GIGANTIC...   it was a MAJOR TROPHY....
 MINE       ALL MINE...      
 R.I.P.    Chipmunk....             You were a BEAUTY....
Ernie the ERADICATOR.... Out...

41 comments:

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

OMD!! Way to go Ernie!!
Is Chef Sasha gonna cook it up for you?

♥♥♥Mona & Prissy

Molly The Wally said...

Nice one Ernie. Yes Sasha better get her chef's out. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
Crikey Ernie - ya did a good job right enough... has mum got some pie crust left???

I LOVE THE NEW CONTACTS THINGY... so clever and of course cute factor by 10

Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Cinnamon said...

OMD is it open hunting season in your yard.
xo Cinnamon

Madi and Mom said...

Ernie if you got too much furs in your tummy I'll be happy to send you some hairball gel. We have them in our yard and we know how fast they move. You must have moving as fast as lightning to catch it.
Hugs Madi your bfff

Lovable Lily said...

Pawsome job Ernie! We know you had a lot of fun deading that little critter. Hope that you got to play with him for a while before he got taken away.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Amber DaWeenie said...

Hmmm..don't see too many of those around these pawts! Me deaded a wittle froggie once. {BLAH} Wasn't worth it!

Hope you saved some of it to make Monk Pie!

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

you deaded him good....are you going to have chipmunk pie for dinner?

Julie said...

Impressive deading Ernie, good you've got Frankie there to give you brotherly advice
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Team Beaglebratz said...

WOWZERZ Ernie - we Beaglebratz r impressed. Wish we had chipmunkz around here.

By the way, not sure what happened, may-b it iz just this time BUTT we iz seein'that stoopid werd verificashun thingy here. We iz seein'it on our bloggie tue an'mom iz at werk an'we cannot change it. Lookz like blogger haz bin up tue their crapness AGIN!
Shiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta

PeeEs - well when we tried it - it must haf bin wrong BUTT now it iz GONE!

Duncan said...

Did you have apple pie for dessert?

Frankie Furter and Ernie said...

Just checkin to see if that annoying Word varification thingy is turned ON... If so... we will turn it OFF...

Oz theTerrier said...

Well, bust my butt Ernie...condogulations!!! Excellent eradicating work, if I do say so myself! I can only imagine what your mom thought about it though. :-O
Oz

Team Beaglebratz said...

Oh well, may-b our eyeballz iz just playin'trickz on us or we ain't all awake yet BUTT the werd verificashun iz GONE on our bloggie tue! May-b it iz the chipmunckz plottin'their revenge!
Shiloh-Lord of the Manor an'Diva Shasta

Casey said...

OMD, your first deading!!! That's a major accomplishment. If you ask nicely, I bet Chef Sasha will make you some Chipmunk Casserole or something to really savor your achievement. BRAVO!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Mom will probably make stew or stick him in a jar
Lily & Edward

Kyla said...

We don't have chipmunks here so I can't imagine what it is like.

Mitch and Molly said...

We love all of the slobbers on him! We are supervising in the red barn today and we're watching the evil chippers racing through the leaves in our yard. How we wish we could be on the OTHER side of the fence! grrrrr

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Bouncing Bertie said...

Totally awestruck and impressed Ernie!
Of course, if we have chipmunks in Scotland, for sure I would have deaded a bunch by now…
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

We're proud of you, too. We think you should have at least been able to keep the tail as a trophy. Oh, maybe your mom is going to make you a chipmunk pie.....

Ruby said...

OMD!!!!OMD!!!! Ernie that is one PAWSOME TROPHY dude!!! Please tell me your Moms made a Chipmunk Pot Pie for you! Oh man, that would be DELISH!!! OMD, that is just sooooo cool Ernie! We don't have those guys around here, so I have to stick to the boring tree rats! CONGRATS!!!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Idaho PugRanch said...

Chipmunk Stew! Way to go Ernie!
hugs
Mr Bailey & Hazel

C.L.W.STEP said...

Wow! I've been so close to catching a chipmunk, but they always get away. Congratulations on your catch!

Sarge said...

Hey Ernst!
Wow, I'm so super duper proud of your doxie hunter self! BOL Great job deading that munk. OMD catching those critters is a serious amount of fun. Now you have the hang of it and will get even more of them deaded.
BTW: Glad to see you didn't eat it...they do NOT taste like chicken. Just sayin'. :)
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

Emma said...

My mom loves "chippers". She says they are adorable, so this makes her sad, but she also loves wabbits and gets sad every time I kill one of them too. Seriously, how could one resist the opportunity? Congratulations to you, it is still on my bucket list!

Whitley Westie said...

Way to go Ernie! I's never deaded a chipmunk - probably cuz we don't got em here.

Sully said...

Now that is impressive, you've got skills. I've been hearing about you guys and thought it was high time I came over and said Hi. If you get a chance come on over and sniff around my blog, I leave the light on for ya.

Aroo to you,
Sully

Braeden and Seth said...

Way to go Ernie! A chipper will make a great trophy hanging in the wall...not like that ugly possum I deaded! Congrats on your outstanding achievement!
Waggies,
Seth (fellow vermin deader)

Poodle At Play said...

WOW that is some good deading there! I haven't ever deaded anything myself yet, and if my Momma has her way I never will.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Ernie, Lightning is so very proud of you. He once brought his treasure, a deaded by him full grown rabbit INTO the house to his bed:( Mom totally freaked out.

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Murphy said...

You deaded it so good. We bet Deadeye is still bragging on it!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Diana (Angel Jazzi's mom) said...

WTG Ernie!! That was a real Chip-Zilla!!! lol

M. K. Clinton said...

OMD! You really did dead a chipmunk! That is a mighty proud moment Ernie! Pierre dug up a mole and deaded it. He was just as proud but heartbroken that my mom wouldn't have it mounted. He wants to know if your mom has your mounted and hung over the fireplace. (Don't tell us if you do. Pierre will be impossible to live with!)

Dory and the Mama said...

WOWOWOW!! We are sure Sasha has lots of nommy recipes for Chipmunk!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Bev Green said...

Yep that thing was HUGE!! you must be mighty proud indeed loves Fozziemum xx

cupcakepetrillo said...

I usually try to catch a chipmunk when I see one. Now that I got a gander at what actually happens, I think I'll just let them go by in peace. *gulp*

Love and licks,
Cupcake

Millie and Walter said...

Way to go Ernie. We keep trying to catch the chip monkeys that live here but have not been successful.

Jodi Stone said...

You did a GRRRRRRREAT job deading that chipmunk!! Delilah would be so proud of you. Oh and she's also jealous, the ones in our yard are just too fast!

Anna the GSD said...

Next, squirrels! Dad should totally have that mounted on the wall as it is your trophy! ;)

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello frankie and ernie its dennis the vizsla dog hay trixie sez she is verry impressd!!! aparently bak in the mithikal land of noo york the chipmunks wot livd in the wood pile wer her nemesisisisises and she never ever manadjd to ketch or kill a singel wun of them and never eeven got to see wun deaded!!! i think yoo just mayd her day!!! ok bye

marley said...

OMD Ernie my pal...haz seen nuffink like dat since Lola da dim-wit court a rabbit...there was screemin by the humum offer dat I can repawt