You ALL KNOW that I am NOT good with the Poetry stuffs...
OZ might send me another BOOBIE Prize... BAD poetry is the ONLY kind I can do. Just sayin. Now YESTERDAY OZ said and I QUOTE.... just BEE YOURSELF... so that is what I did when I sat down to write this BAD POEM... I didn't want to do this... it is all OZs Fault... so Click the link above and tell him that reading my..
Safety WEEK by Frankie the NON Poet
We of Blogville just enjoyed a week of SAFETY
that had us learning many new THINGYS.
The Pawrade and the Speeches and the FOOD and DRINKS
had us all Clapping and Slappin our paws together.
The TEACHERS were AMAZING
OUTSTANDING we SAY...
We wish to THANK EACH and EVERY HOST and HOSTESS
for all the hard work that they put into it.
We all enjoyed the MUSIC and the RIDES and the
digging and the Balloons and just EVERYTHING
Safety week was a HUGE SUCCESS
that we will NEVER FORGET
THE END
THERE..... that is my BEST ..BAD POEM... I just don't KNOW why my FUREND Oz insists on putting me through this torture... it is WORSE than a BAFF.
So I am just gonna sit back and let you all...
LAUGH
LIKE
LOONIES
Go ahead...
Poke my cage
Pop my bubble
Pound my Pate
I (Frankie Furter) can Take it !! I have TWO WIVES !!
40 comments:
I lufs your poem.
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Frankie that was one fine poem about safety week!! It was from the heart and you were being yourself
Mol mol you can take it you have 2 wives...buddy you deserve a purple heart
Hugs madi your bfff
Frankie, you are a very good writer! I Love your poem. Mommy is crazy for the Captain Underpants picture. I have been following your good advice about gardening and wait til you see my special plant that my mini me and I grew. I will show you later this week.
Love Sasha
Crikey Frankie ...... all I can say is it was BEST ..... great sentiments and from the heart ..... it was also BAD.... it didn't rhyme, mate!! Poems should rhyme!! Sorry Frankie but I know you can take it. You did say you had two wives, aye??
Baaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa!
Much better dan last year! Your wives will be good and embarassed… oh… I mean proud.
Got to go and read da next one. Have a grrrrrrrreat poetic day.
Wags,
Ranger
Bravo, bravo and we have to say it was too good to be called bad. Epic ode to Safety Week guys. Applaws. Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly
BOL! Frankie, you wrote an Ode to Safety Week?! Sarge and Bites are sure gonna love that...you know, the IDEA to write a poem about Safety Week. They surely won't love that POEM....it is terrible. BOL Good work, my pal!
Oz
BOL BOL BOL You NOSE what dey say......it be da thought dat counts! And you DID get the message across so who cares if it be bad poetry! BOL
I remember your fabulous Prize! I like your way of poetry and to have TWO wives is poetry without words. I have only dad's pillow...
Hahah! What a riot!
you guys are brilliant ! we loved it :)
baby says there is nothing worse than a baff...
Great work Frankie.
Seem you dussnt have the timin for rilly good rhymin Frankie my pal
You are one talented friend. We want to be just like you when we grow up
Lily & Edward
Hari OM
No. 1 - oh I am so glad that you had squirrel attacks too.... not that I think squattaks should be happening, just that now I am not so worried it was all my fault... I have had two I follow drop off the feed - and one of them is Goose and his mom and I DON'T LIKE THAT I MISSED A POST!!! It shows our loyalty that we go hunting them down though heh-na? (the blogs - not the squirrels...)
No.2 - Great words!!!!! Poetry does NOT have to rhyme; some do some don't. It is rhythm which makes poetry and rhyme is incidental to that. This has the rhythm of elastic in underpants - it goes all around to create something which stays up.
That's my say... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Hi Frankie, that's pretty good poetry. It's the two wives that have us scared. One is plenty. Multiple girlfriends are good too though.
Wait..what? You have two wives?
Sorry, got distracted. That poem is pretty good at being bad but also very nice to write about Safety Week. Your pal, Toby
BOL! You can endure lots of things after having 2 wives BOL! Actually, we thought your poem was wonderful!!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Mayorz For All Paws
you were so sweet to write bad poetry about safety week, truly all the participants did pawesome. now about these 2 wives and captain underpants, there is a story there for sure bol!
Hey Frankie!
Wow, I'm really pretty impressed! BOL No half-limerick and half-treat-booby-prize for you this time. Glad that SW could inspire you. OMD this is a great one and we're all in awe of your double spouses!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Commish
Very bad poem! Nice work and I love how it is relevant to current events.
We have one question!
How do you do it all?
Two wives and 87 acres of vegetables to watch over. A thicket, thinit back yard side yard. Family visits,train rides.
My head is spinning. Plus all those snow angels. How do you have time to write a poem?
How do I love you? Let me count the 87 ways.
Thank you for always being my fur friend.
xo Cinnamon
We think you are getting better and better at this poetry thing Frankie!!
What a great way to thank all the wonderful Safety Week peeps!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Greta job Frankie!!! It is supposed to be Bad, right??? BOL!!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
apaws! apaws!
That was a good bad poem Frankie! You sure know how to make us smile! Love and Licks from your furiend Frank XxxxxxxxX
We don't know enough about poetry to judge that on artistic merit, but we liked the message.
Those squirrels......what can we say.
Since we have NO bad poem, yours sounds pretty darn good to us!!!
Safety Week was pawesome.
Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
We think the poem was perfectly bad but you are going to be in trouble with your wives for that comment.
Don't know if that even counts as a poem, we couldn't find one word that rhymed. But thanks for the thanks anywho!
The Mad Scots
Okays, I LOVES Capt. Underpants, BTW!! Those tighty whiteys never gets old!!!
I loved your bad poem fursure!
Nows, I gots to get Ma to dictate my bad poem...
Wish me luck, she sucks at dictation!!! (insert joke here....☺)
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Well...I think you are a wonderfully awful bad poet...and I DO mean that in the best way possible!
hee, hee
Loved it!!
♥♥♥Mona & Prissy
Your poetry was as fine as any I have ever read
I loved it! I have two wives so hahaha. Love it!
Very avant-garde...we have NO idea what "avant-garde" means butt mom assured us it was a good description for your poem.
Wally & Sammy
That was a most excellent poem, Frankie! I've been trying to decide what I want to write mine about.
I didn't realize that Chewy sold replacement covers for the dog bed. Now I REALLY want one!
What a good bad poem LOL :-D
Sorry, boys. You didn't meet the bad poetry challenge. Your poem was GOOD!
Love and licks,
Cupcake
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