Monday, August 18, 2014

Bad Poetry day... fur OZ

HEY ..... we think SQUIRRELS may have attacked Blogger AGAIN... Yesterday there were some of your posts that did NOT come up on our Readering Thingy...  I found them through their COMMENTS ...       Hope they get the Squirrels OUTTA there... SOON.   We don't LIKE missing your posts.  

You ALL KNOW that I am NOT good with the Poetry stuffs...
I gotta try   SUPER HERO Hard to do this..... beclaws otherwise
 OZ      might send me another BOOBIE Prize...     BAD poetry is the ONLY kind I can do.    Just sayin.        Now YESTERDAY   OZ   said and I QUOTE....     just    BEE YOURSELF...    so that is what I did when I sat down to write this    BAD POEM...         I didn't want to do this... it is all OZs Fault...  so Click the link above and  tell him that reading my.. CRAP Stuffs is HARD on YOUR EYES and BRAINS...      


                    Safety WEEK      by Frankie the NON Poet

We of Blogville just enjoyed a week of SAFETY
that had us learning many new THINGYS.

The Pawrade and the Speeches and the FOOD and DRINKS
had us all Clapping and Slappin our paws together.

The TEACHERS were AMAZING
OUTSTANDING we SAY...

We wish to THANK EACH and EVERY HOST and HOSTESS
for all the hard work that they put into it.

We all enjoyed the MUSIC and the RIDES and the
digging and the Balloons and just EVERYTHING

Safety week was a HUGE SUCCESS
that we will NEVER FORGET
        THE END

THERE..... that is my  BEST ..BAD POEM...         I just don't KNOW why my FUREND Oz insists on putting me through this torture...  it is WORSE than a BAFF.

So I am just gonna sit back and let you all...
LAUGH
LIKE
LOONIES

Go ahead...

Poke my cage
Pop my bubble
Pound my Pate

I (Frankie Furter) can Take it  !!           I have TWO WIVES !!

40 comments:

Julie said...

I lufs your poem.
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx

Madi and Mom said...

Frankie that was one fine poem about safety week!! It was from the heart and you were being yourself
Mol mol you can take it you have 2 wives...buddy you deserve a purple heart
Hugs madi your bfff

Chef Sasha said...

Frankie, you are a very good writer! I Love your poem. Mommy is crazy for the Captain Underpants picture. I have been following your good advice about gardening and wait til you see my special plant that my mini me and I grew. I will show you later this week.

Love Sasha

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey Frankie ...... all I can say is it was BEST ..... great sentiments and from the heart ..... it was also BAD.... it didn't rhyme, mate!! Poems should rhyme!! Sorry Frankie but I know you can take it. You did say you had two wives, aye??

Ranger said...

Baaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa!
Much better dan last year! Your wives will be good and embarassed… oh… I mean proud.
Got to go and read da next one. Have a grrrrrrrreat poetic day.
Wags,
Ranger

Molly The Wally said...

Bravo, bravo and we have to say it was too good to be called bad. Epic ode to Safety Week guys. Applaws. Have a marvellous Monday.
Best wishes Molly

Oz theTerrier said...

BOL! Frankie, you wrote an Ode to Safety Week?! Sarge and Bites are sure gonna love that...you know, the IDEA to write a poem about Safety Week. They surely won't love that POEM....it is terrible. BOL Good work, my pal!
Oz

Amber DaWeenie said...

BOL BOL BOL You NOSE what dey say......it be da thought dat counts! And you DID get the message across so who cares if it be bad poetry! BOL

easyweimaraner said...

I remember your fabulous Prize! I like your way of poetry and to have TWO wives is poetry without words. I have only dad's pillow...

C.L.W.STEP said...

Hahah! What a riot!

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

you guys are brilliant ! we loved it :)

Sandra said...

baby says there is nothing worse than a baff...

Bailey said...

Great work Frankie.

marley said...

Seem you dussnt have the timin for rilly good rhymin Frankie my pal

Two French Bulldogs said...

You are one talented friend. We want to be just like you when we grow up
Lily & Edward

Yamini MacLean said...

Hari OM
No. 1 - oh I am so glad that you had squirrel attacks too.... not that I think squattaks should be happening, just that now I am not so worried it was all my fault... I have had two I follow drop off the feed - and one of them is Goose and his mom and I DON'T LIKE THAT I MISSED A POST!!! It shows our loyalty that we go hunting them down though heh-na? (the blogs - not the squirrels...)

No.2 - Great words!!!!! Poetry does NOT have to rhyme; some do some don't. It is rhythm which makes poetry and rhyme is incidental to that. This has the rhythm of elastic in underpants - it goes all around to create something which stays up.

That's my say... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

Sam said...

Hi Frankie, that's pretty good poetry. It's the two wives that have us scared. One is plenty. Multiple girlfriends are good too though.

Amy Boyer said...

Wait..what? You have two wives?

Sorry, got distracted. That poem is pretty good at being bad but also very nice to write about Safety Week. Your pal, Toby

Murphy said...

BOL! You can endure lots of things after having 2 wives BOL! Actually, we thought your poem was wonderful!!

Your Pals,

Murphy & Stanley
Mayorz For All Paws

Scout and Axel said...

you were so sweet to write bad poetry about safety week, truly all the participants did pawesome. now about these 2 wives and captain underpants, there is a story there for sure bol!

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, I'm really pretty impressed! BOL No half-limerick and half-treat-booby-prize for you this time. Glad that SW could inspire you. OMD this is a great one and we're all in awe of your double spouses!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Commish

Emma said...

Very bad poem! Nice work and I love how it is relevant to current events.

Linda & Cinnamon said...

We have one question!
How do you do it all?
Two wives and 87 acres of vegetables to watch over. A thicket, thinit back yard side yard. Family visits,train rides.
My head is spinning. Plus all those snow angels. How do you have time to write a poem?
How do I love you? Let me count the 87 ways.
Thank you for always being my fur friend.

xo Cinnamon

Dory and the Mama said...

We think you are getting better and better at this poetry thing Frankie!!
What a great way to thank all the wonderful Safety Week peeps!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Idaho PugRanch said...

Greta job Frankie!!! It is supposed to be Bad, right??? BOL!!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Misaki @ misadventuresofMisaki said...

apaws! apaws!

Frank The Tank said...

That was a good bad poem Frankie! You sure know how to make us smile! Love and Licks from your furiend Frank XxxxxxxxX

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

We don't know enough about poetry to judge that on artistic merit, but we liked the message.

Those squirrels......what can we say.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Since we have NO bad poem, yours sounds pretty darn good to us!!!

Safety Week was pawesome.

Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

Millie and Walter said...

We think the poem was perfectly bad but you are going to be in trouble with your wives for that comment.

Susie and Sidebite said...

Don't know if that even counts as a poem, we couldn't find one word that rhymed. But thanks for the thanks anywho!

The Mad Scots

Ruby said...

Okays, I LOVES Capt. Underpants, BTW!! Those tighty whiteys never gets old!!!
I loved your bad poem fursure!
Nows, I gots to get Ma to dictate my bad poem...
Wish me luck, she sucks at dictation!!! (insert joke here....☺)
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

Poodle At Play said...

Well...I think you are a wonderfully awful bad poet...and I DO mean that in the best way possible!

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...

hee, hee

Loved it!!

♥♥♥Mona & Prissy

Foley Monster and Pocket said...

Your poetry was as fine as any I have ever read

JoAnn Stancer said...

I loved it! I have two wives so hahaha. Love it!

Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

Very avant-garde...we have NO idea what "avant-garde" means butt mom assured us it was a good description for your poem.
Wally & Sammy

sprinkles said...

That was a most excellent poem, Frankie! I've been trying to decide what I want to write mine about.

I didn't realize that Chewy sold replacement covers for the dog bed. Now I REALLY want one!

Laika said...

What a good bad poem LOL :-D

cupcakepetrillo said...

Sorry, boys. You didn't meet the bad poetry challenge. Your poem was GOOD!

Love and licks,
Cupcake