LOVE to each and every one of you!!! Lana
OKEY DOKEY HOKEY POKEY...... THIS is a BIG day.... Furst it is FRIDAY 13th... and WE say NO BAD LUCK ALLOWED.
NEXT..... some of you GUESSED RIGHT.... There WAS fur SURE a Run Away HORSE that came runnin around up here on our hill. And it DID Trample some of our garden plants as it went galumphing around in there... and it DID leave THREE pressie piles in Payment. Now this is NOT the horse that was trespassing .... this is the one that mom and Sarge's Mom saw in the stage pawformance of OKLAHOMA. BUTT We thought you should see a Picture of SOME horse.
HEY EVERYBUDDY..... it is ME... ERNIE... I get to take it from HERE beclaws it has been like 87 YEARS since
HERE COMES MY (Ernest vonSchnitzel) ADVICE FUR DUI:
1. Since today is ALSO..... BLAME IT ON SOMEBUDDY ELSE... day... THAT is my FURST thingy fur you, Dui. No matter WHAT happens... find a way to BLAME it on somebuddy ELSE EXCEPT you can NOT blame ANYTHINGY on ROXY... beclaws she is PAWFECT and NEVER does ANYTHINGY wrong.
Write this down, Dui. Never blame ROXY fur ANYTHINGY.
2. HIDE the Evidence..... Dig a HOLE and BURY it DEEP.
3. When "SHE" wants to know WHAT happened.... Explain it Clearly. Ex: I have NO IDEA... while THAT was happening... I (DUI) Was Busy Sniffing my ..... butt.
4. When YOU want a Nap.... it is NAP TIME... All the REST of the time is to be divided between Eating, Playing, PeeMail, and POOPING.
5. Always PROOF READ your own PeeMails... If necessary... go BACK and make corrections.
6. If YOU find it (and Want it) it is YOURS.
7. NEVER bring your mum's Bra out fur Company to ADMIRE. No matter HOW proud you are of it... if there is COMPANY... bring them a TOY or a Deaded Critter... butt NOT your mum's Bra.
8. When in Doubt... tell "HER" that you are LITTLE and you don't know all the RULES yet.
9. Always LISSEN...(beclaws you don't want to accidentally MISS somethingy.... Butt, remember that HEARING is subject to selectivity !! You select what you WANT to HEAR.
and most impawtant of all:
10. If it Smells DELIGHTFUL.... ROLL ON IT.
Respectfully submitted by your GOOD furend... Ernest (Ernie) vonSchnitzel.
We sure hope everything goes well at the doctors...we haven't been able to move much the last couple of days because we have been keeping our paws crossed for you. Great advice for DUI.
Fingers and paws crossed for a good outcome at the dogtors. And what great advice for Dui. Especially the one about Mom's bra…
So glad to hear the medicine seems to be working, we has our paws crossed Frankie gets a good report. Healing purrs and <3 from all of us.
By the way,, we Beaglebratz r bak online at home HOWEVER at this moment, b-cuz our mom iz at werk, we hazta uze our telepathic wavestream - which duzn't last long so we gotta hurry.
Ok - FURST an'4-mostest, we r sendin'more Beagle Aroooooz fur Mr. Frankie - that'z Beagle-speak fur POTP.
Then, furry much good advise Ernie. We r shure Dui will appreciate all the good advise he will git - help him grow up in-tue a good little man-dog.
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta
Lots of prayers for Frankie. Hope you get great news at the docs.
Ernie excellent advice.
Wow a run away horse. Love the dig hole and bury deep bit. Great advice to Dui. Loved it. So hope everything goes OK with Frankie. Our paws and fingers are tightly crossed. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly
FURST Frankie do you feels me a hugging you making yousa better? Second Ernie what great advice, I needed this when I furst came to our house, I loved all of it, I don't know why Frankie doesn't let you write more often, you could be someones..cough..cough..mentor.
We love #5 about going back and spellchecking peemail. And #7 the Bra thing. Pawsome advice.
Oh Ernie..I'm a Senior Diva Cougar and I'm gonna tell Frankie you called him a name!! We seniors have to stick together. MOL MOL
all kidding aside excellent advice for Dui..now if they just added a Cat to the family they could say the Cat did it.
Lots of hugs kittie kisses we know you are at the dogtor right this minute. 11:09 am
madi your bfff
yes, hide the evidence...that's very important and if you are good, you can do whatever you want. Frankie, I'm so glad you look much better today and I hope you will get good news from the dogtor.
You had a wild horse in your garden? maybe it was that Mr. Ed of the tv-show?
OMD !! #7 made mom laugh out loud.
Once Bailey grabbed moms bra from the laundry and ran out the doggie door with it. He proudly ran around the yard while it flapped in the wind like he was flying a kite!
BWaaa ahaaa ahaaaaaa
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Paws crossed fur good news today
Thanks Ernie. I'm not sure about the delightful smelling things yet. I'm not let out in the BIG WORLD until after next Friday when I get my final shots. Then it'll just be a few days before I can go to the river again. Roxy always finds the BEST smells.
We're all thinkin' of the Farter at this time. We hope that little cauliflower isn't BAD.
Beautiful advise there for Dui...he should be your friend for life!
Fingers crossed and POTP for your doctor visit!
Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog
Our paws remain crossed for you, Frankie!
Dui is going to turn out to be the most outstanding Scottie with that awesome advice!
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
Oh I thinks those were perfect suggestions fur Dui! I wish you were around when I was a pup, Ernie. I could REALLY have put some of those suggestions to good use. Butt...instead I just blamed Brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) fur everything.
Frankie....I be keepin my paws crossed fur you until after your appointment. Butt, I nose it'll be good news. Just milk it fur a while though.
We have our paws crossed for a good check up.
That was excellent advice for the young Dui.
We are so sorry that you have the scary sick in your eyes.
We love you and are sending love and power of the paw to all of you.
Nubbin wiggles & hugs,
Oskar & Pam
Dat are some pawsome advice!
And did ya menshun Oklahoma?? I luv dat movie!
Crikey Ernie .... did YOU actually drag your Mom's bra out for Company to see? OMD I'd have liked to see your Mommas face. Great advice, mate.
Thinking of you still Frankie!!!!!!
Furry good advice Ernie my pal….yoo is a roll modull
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