Double DUTY Day...... (butt NO BAD LUCK)

Frankie and Ernie's MOM here....      THANK YOU ALL for your WONDERFUL support over the last two days...     We will be taking Frankie for his follow up Exam this morning... THEN we will know for SURE if the meds. have done the job.      HE IS LOOKING MUCH BETTER.. at least to US.          THANK GOODNESS I had PRE POSTED SEVERAL days worth of posts.     I am not sure I could have come up with anything OTHERWISE.       I have not been doing ANYTHING other than OBSERVING FRANKIE.             This thing Scared the POOPS outta me.        I will be SO relieved to have this appointment OVER and Know for SURE what is going on.       AGAIN... THANK YOU ALL for the POTP for my boy.    I am POSITIVE that it made all the difference in the world.         I have always been the one SENDING the POTP...   and had always HOPED that it made things better for those I sent it to....    Now that we have been on the RECEIVING END...   I can tell you for SURE that it DOES.  
    LOVE to each and every one of you!!!    Lana


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OKEY DOKEY HOKEY POKEY......    THIS is a BIG day....     Furst it is FRIDAY 13th... and WE say NO BAD LUCK ALLOWED.


NEXT.....   some of you GUESSED RIGHT....   There WAS fur SURE a Run Away HORSE that came runnin around up here on our hill.   And it DID Trample some of our garden plants as it went galumphing around in there... and it DID leave THREE pressie piles in Payment.    Now this is NOT the horse that was trespassing ....  this is the one that mom and Sarge's Mom saw in the stage pawformance of     OKLAHOMA.    BUTT We thought you should see a Picture of SOME horse.  

Next after Next....    we gotta give ADVICE to little DUI (Dewy).    THIS just SCARES the HORSE SIZED POOPS FURS off me.... butt I am gonna turn this over to.....   ERNEST vonSchnitzle...     GIRD your Loins Blogville.... I have NO Idea WHAT he might consider GOOD advice fur a Boy Puppy.    Just sayin.

HEY EVERYBUDDY.....  it is ME... ERNIE...     I get to take it from HERE beclaws it has been like 87 YEARS since the old Farter  Frankie has been a PUPPY and he totally FURGETS all the impawtant stuffs about Puppyness.       JUST SAYIN'.
HERE COMES MY (Ernest vonSchnitzel) ADVICE FUR DUI:

1.    Since today is ALSO..... BLAME IT ON SOMEBUDDY ELSE... day...      THAT is my FURST thingy fur you, Dui.         No matter WHAT happens... find a way to BLAME it on somebuddy ELSE  EXCEPT you can NOT blame ANYTHINGY on ROXY... beclaws she is PAWFECT and NEVER does ANYTHINGY wrong.    
  Write this down, Dui.            Never blame ROXY fur ANYTHINGY.

2.    HIDE the Evidence.....     Dig a HOLE and BURY it DEEP.

3.   When "SHE" wants to know WHAT happened....   Explain it Clearly.     Ex:   I have NO IDEA... while THAT was happening... I (DUI) Was Busy Sniffing my ..... butt.  

4.   When YOU want a Nap.... it is NAP TIME...  All the REST of the time is to be divided between Eating, Playing, PeeMail, and POOPING.  

5.  Always  PROOF READ your own PeeMails...    If necessary... go BACK and make corrections.    

6.  If YOU find it (and Want it)  it is YOURS.

7.  NEVER bring your mum's Bra out fur Company to ADMIRE.   No matter HOW proud you are of it...    if there is COMPANY...  bring them a TOY or a Deaded Critter... butt NOT your mum's Bra. 

8.  When in Doubt...  tell "HER" that you are LITTLE and you don't know all the RULES yet.

9.  Always LISSEN...(beclaws you don't want to accidentally MISS somethingy....   Butt, remember that HEARING is subject to selectivity !!   You select what you WANT to HEAR.  

and most impawtant of all:

10.   If it Smells     DELIGHTFUL....    ROLL ON IT.   

Respectfully submitted by your GOOD furend...  Ernest (Ernie) vonSchnitzel.