Friday, June 13, 2014

Double DUTY Day...... (butt NO BAD LUCK)

Frankie and Ernie's MOM here....      THANK YOU ALL for your WONDERFUL support over the last two days...     We will be taking Frankie for his follow up Exam this morning... THEN we will know for SURE if the meds. have done the job.      HE IS LOOKING MUCH BETTER.. at least to US.          THANK GOODNESS I had PRE POSTED SEVERAL days worth of posts.     I am not sure I could have come up with anything OTHERWISE.       I have not been doing ANYTHING other than OBSERVING FRANKIE.             This thing Scared the POOPS outta me.        I will be SO relieved to have this appointment OVER and Know for SURE what is going on.       AGAIN... THANK YOU ALL for the POTP for my boy.    I am POSITIVE that it made all the difference in the world.         I have always been the one SENDING the POTP...   and had always HOPED that it made things better for those I sent it to....    Now that we have been on the RECEIVING END...   I can tell you for SURE that it DOES.  
    LOVE to each and every one of you!!!    Lana


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OKEY DOKEY HOKEY POKEY......    THIS is a BIG day....     Furst it is FRIDAY 13th... and WE say NO BAD LUCK ALLOWED.


NEXT.....   some of you GUESSED RIGHT....   There WAS fur SURE a Run Away HORSE that came runnin around up here on our hill.   And it DID Trample some of our garden plants as it went galumphing around in there... and it DID leave THREE pressie piles in Payment.    Now this is NOT the horse that was trespassing ....  this is the one that mom and Sarge's Mom saw in the stage pawformance of     OKLAHOMA.    BUTT We thought you should see a Picture of SOME horse.  

Next after Next....    we gotta give ADVICE to little DUI (Dewy).    THIS just SCARES the HORSE SIZED POOPS FURS off me.... butt I am gonna turn this over to.....   ERNEST vonSchnitzle...     GIRD your Loins Blogville.... I have NO Idea WHAT he might consider GOOD advice fur a Boy Puppy.    Just sayin.

HEY EVERYBUDDY.....  it is ME... ERNIE...     I get to take it from HERE beclaws it has been like 87 YEARS since the old Farter  Frankie has been a PUPPY and he totally FURGETS all the impawtant stuffs about Puppyness.       JUST SAYIN'.
HERE COMES MY (Ernest vonSchnitzel) ADVICE FUR DUI:

1.    Since today is ALSO..... BLAME IT ON SOMEBUDDY ELSE... day...      THAT is my FURST thingy fur you, Dui.         No matter WHAT happens... find a way to BLAME it on somebuddy ELSE  EXCEPT you can NOT blame ANYTHINGY on ROXY... beclaws she is PAWFECT and NEVER does ANYTHINGY wrong.    
  Write this down, Dui.            Never blame ROXY fur ANYTHINGY.

2.    HIDE the Evidence.....     Dig a HOLE and BURY it DEEP.

3.   When "SHE" wants to know WHAT happened....   Explain it Clearly.     Ex:   I have NO IDEA... while THAT was happening... I (DUI) Was Busy Sniffing my ..... butt.  

4.   When YOU want a Nap.... it is NAP TIME...  All the REST of the time is to be divided between Eating, Playing, PeeMail, and POOPING.  

5.  Always  PROOF READ your own PeeMails...    If necessary... go BACK and make corrections.    

6.  If YOU find it (and Want it)  it is YOURS.

7.  NEVER bring your mum's Bra out fur Company to ADMIRE.   No matter HOW proud you are of it...    if there is COMPANY...  bring them a TOY or a Deaded Critter... butt NOT your mum's Bra. 

8.  When in Doubt...  tell "HER" that you are LITTLE and you don't know all the RULES yet.

9.  Always LISSEN...(beclaws you don't want to accidentally MISS somethingy....   Butt, remember that HEARING is subject to selectivity !!   You select what you WANT to HEAR.  

and most impawtant of all:

10.   If it Smells     DELIGHTFUL....    ROLL ON IT.   

Respectfully submitted by your GOOD furend...  Ernest (Ernie) vonSchnitzel.    

20 comments:

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

We sure hope everything goes well at the doctors...we haven't been able to move much the last couple of days because we have been keeping our paws crossed for you. Great advice for DUI.

Bouncing Bertie said...

Fingers and paws crossed for a good outcome at the dogtors. And what great advice for Dui. Especially the one about Mom's bra…
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

So glad to hear the medicine seems to be working, we has our paws crossed Frankie gets a good report. Healing purrs and <3 from all of us.

Team Beaglebratz said...

By the way,, we Beaglebratz r bak online at home HOWEVER at this moment, b-cuz our mom iz at werk, we hazta uze our telepathic wavestream - which duzn't last long so we gotta hurry.

Ok - FURST an'4-mostest, we r sendin'more Beagle Aroooooz fur Mr. Frankie - that'z Beagle-speak fur POTP.

Then, furry much good advise Ernie. We r shure Dui will appreciate all the good advise he will git - help him grow up in-tue a good little man-dog.
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

Bailey said...

Lots of prayers for Frankie. Hope you get great news at the docs.

Ernie excellent advice.

Molly The Wally said...

Wow a run away horse. Love the dig hole and bury deep bit. Great advice to Dui. Loved it. So hope everything goes OK with Frankie. Our paws and fingers are tightly crossed. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

stellaroselong said...

FURST Frankie do you feels me a hugging you making yousa better? Second Ernie what great advice, I needed this when I furst came to our house, I loved all of it, I don't know why Frankie doesn't let you write more often, you could be someones..cough..cough..mentor.
Angus Mac

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

We love #5 about going back and spellchecking peemail. And #7 the Bra thing. Pawsome advice.

Madi and Mom said...

Oh Ernie..I'm a Senior Diva Cougar and I'm gonna tell Frankie you called him a name!! We seniors have to stick together. MOL MOL
all kidding aside excellent advice for Dui..now if they just added a Cat to the family they could say the Cat did it.
Lots of hugs kittie kisses we know you are at the dogtor right this minute. 11:09 am
madi your bfff

easyweimaraner said...

yes, hide the evidence...that's very important and if you are good, you can do whatever you want. Frankie, I'm so glad you look much better today and I hope you will get good news from the dogtor.
You had a wild horse in your garden? maybe it was that Mr. Ed of the tv-show?

Idaho PugRanch said...

OMD !! #7 made mom laugh out loud.
Once Bailey grabbed moms bra from the laundry and ran out the doggie door with it. He proudly ran around the yard while it flapped in the wind like he was flying a kite!
BWaaa ahaaa ahaaaaaa
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Pee Es
Paws crossed fur good news today

scotsmad said...

Thanks Ernie. I'm not sure about the delightful smelling things yet. I'm not let out in the BIG WORLD until after next Friday when I get my final shots. Then it'll just be a few days before I can go to the river again. Roxy always finds the BEST smells.

We're all thinkin' of the Farter at this time. We hope that little cauliflower isn't BAD.

XXXOOO Dui

Hawkeye BrownDog said...

Hi Y'all!

Beautiful advise there for Dui...he should be your friend for life!

Fingers crossed and POTP for your doctor visit!

Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog

Mitch and Molly said...

Our paws remain crossed for you, Frankie!
Dui is going to turn out to be the most outstanding Scottie with that awesome advice!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Amber DaWeenie said...

Oh I thinks those were perfect suggestions fur Dui! I wish you were around when I was a pup, Ernie. I could REALLY have put some of those suggestions to good use. Butt...instead I just blamed Brudder Max (DaOdderWeenie) fur everything.

Frankie....I be keepin my paws crossed fur you until after your appointment. Butt, I nose it'll be good news. Just milk it fur a while though.

Millie and Walter said...

We have our paws crossed for a good check up.

That was excellent advice for the young Dui.

Oskar said...

We are so sorry that you have the scary sick in your eyes.

We love you and are sending love and power of the paw to all of you.

Nubbin wiggles & hugs,
Oskar & Pam

Whitley Westie said...

Dat are some pawsome advice!

And did ya menshun Oklahoma?? I luv dat movie!

Charliedownunder said...

Crikey Ernie .... did YOU actually drag your Mom's bra out for Company to see? OMD I'd have liked to see your Mommas face. Great advice, mate.
Thinking of you still Frankie!!!!!!

marley said...

Furry good advice Ernie my pal….yoo is a roll modull