Here is our FURST ONE... You all KNOW that it is Dangerous and RUDE fur our peeps to be getting on OUR furnitures... They take up SO much Space... They Might push us OFF...
SO we gotta TRAIN them to KEEP OFF... Find their OWN places to Sleep/Nap... take in some Animal Planet on the TV and stuffs like that..
Tip #1.... When THEY try to get your attention by Scratching and Clawing... Tell them... NO.
Say... GET BACK.... THIS is OUR Nap time... you MUST be FIRM butt not Mean.
(and don't believe that you can't teach an OLD Peep....new thingys)... THEY are more difficult to train.. butt it CAN be done. Just do NOT let them get by with any of their "STUFFS".
So how do you do this?? WELL you stand there and say... that HORRID word...
WAIT Wait fur it... Good... Good... WAIT... WAIT WAIT WAIT...
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT FUR IT.... WAIT not now WAIT WAIT it isn't time YET.... WAIT wait some more WAIT NOT NOW... PRETTY SOON
wait WAIT AND THEN.... ABOUT 87 HOURS LATER... YOU GIVE THEM ONE TEENY TINY SMIDGEON OF A CRUMB.
The place has EVERYTHING... and it is all ALL ALL ours... once we get the Plastic Cards away from our peeps fur like 87 seconds... HERE is the BOX... from Gnawing.CoW
SEE.... it came addressed to US !!!
So we ordered a BUNCH of PEEPS...
Disclaimer... WE DID have to give Gnawing.coW all the numbers on mom's Plastic FLEAsa Card..in exchange fur the thingys that they shipped to US...
AND GUESS WHAT ELSE.... Gnawing.coW... will ship ANYWHERE in ALL of BLOGVILLE... so NONE OF OUR FURENDS will BE LEFT OUT...like with OTHER Shopping places everybuddy keeps hearing about... Isn't THAT grrrrreat?
OMD OMD... let us tell you this..
GREEN and BLUE sugary stuffs tastes AMAZING... and you can sprinkle it all over the floors and get it in your FURS and OH the soft gooey Marshmallowy stuffs... it sticks to your Teefs in the most Drool Producing Manner.. And WE think they are not only SWEET... butt they actually have a HINT of that delicious CHICKENie FLAVOR in them. Just sayin.
AND let us tell you about the M & M thingys... M= mouth watering & M= Marvels
YES, furends M & M's are SUPER... and our mom's and dad's have been keeping them ALL to themselves ALL THIS TIME.
Do you see those Shiny Purple and Gold Round thingys??? THOSE are somethingy ELSE they have been HOARDING. THOSE are full of PEANUT BUTTER Goodness.
We will wait until you have all recovered from your respective FAINTS...
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Okay now that you are all with us again... THESE are OUTSTANDING... you KNOW how we all ADORE our Peanut Butter ... well these are PEANUT BUTTER.... COVERED WITH CHOCOLATE... YES they ARE... and they are to FAINT fur.
SO.... if YOU would like some FABULOUS FORBIDDEN SNACKS... just Grab your Mom's FLEAsa CARD
PeeS.... Happy April Fool's Day...
38 comments:
Those are brilliant training tips...but how about balancing the peeps on the peeps head...now that would be torture!
MOL MOL MOL OF FRANKIE AND ERNIE ONLY TWO DOXIE COULD TRAIN THEIR PEEPS!! Bravo. I think my favorite is 'hold your treat on your head'!!!
That made my mom LOL!! Now she is wondering do you ever make her balance on her nose.
Hugs
Madi your bfff
Oh I am bouncing up and down with excitement I just can't wait to try that balancing treats on Gail's head trick. Although I fear she might be hard to train, given she can be as stubborn as a terrier...
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
BOL BOL we agree with Reilly. Make the peeps balance peeps. That would be well funny and then make them wait for 87 gazillion hours before they can have one. ROFL! Have a terrific Tuesday.
Happy April Fools.
Best wishes Molly
Happy April Fools Day!
The Human training was soooo funny, really fun training tips, made us all smile here! I think that my peep needs to be trained to keep my food bowl filled up CONSTANTLY hee,hee,hee!
I love peeps, they are yummy, Mum lets me have a little lick of them, she has the Halloween ones, we love them! You are so lucky to get a whole box full of Easter candy treats to share with your Humans!
Love and licks from your furiend Frank xxxxxxxxxx
Hmmmmm....wonders if dat box on da head trick will work if da peep has a POINTED head...BOL
Peeps and Chocolate ha ha my peep will do anything I ask fur treats!
Your training tips are Great.
xo Cinnamon
Bravo, Bravo!! Training the peeps to balance stuff on their heads is PAWSOME! How many tries did it take before she got it right? Wonderful job Frankie and Ernie.
Gnawing Company sounds like the best store ever to shop at.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
We laughed so hard about the "ONE TEENY TINY SMIDGEON OF A CRUMB" as the reward fur all that waiting. Too funny, but oh, how true!
OMD….. PEEPs! I have flashbacks to the Snow Freaks! It's da attack of the Peeps! Look out… day come alive in da dark. Just saying.
Wags,
Ranger
Ps. Thanks for the training tips.
Oh BWAR HAR HAR and more BWAR HAR HAR! Wow, F-n-E that's too funny. Mamaw with girl scout cookies on her noggin. BOL I gotta try these training tricks asap. I've always wondered about those delish-smelling peeps. Sticky goodness fur sure. I'll be hunting for Dad's wallet.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm
We Beaglebratz wuz wunderin'if u haz trainin'tip so we can train our Mom Kim tue LEEVE US ALONE when we iz nappin'we don't mean like when she wakez us up in the mornin'butt WHENEVER SHE d-sidez SHE wantz tue tickle us Beaglebratz or due ANYTHING.
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta
Pee Es - Both Diva Shasta an'Diva Bailie came thru their dental ordeal just fine ALTHO that wicked dogtor did STEAL one of Diva Shasta'z toothemz - y oh y due they due that - all across the world dogtors r stealin'our toofz. It MUST B a conspiracy.
I don't know if I could train Momma to balance things on her head. She keeps moving whenever I try. But I'm definitely going to try gnawing.cow. Peanut butter AND chocolate?!?!?!
many thanks for your great tips! can I lock them in the back yard too when they try to enter my bed anyway? (even by night?)Sadly we can't buy Peeps here, but mom had a lip balm by Peeps once.... what was tasty too. Have a super April Fools tuesday!
many thanks for your great tips! can I lock them in the back yard too when they try to enter my bed anyway? (even by night?)Sadly we can't buy Peeps here, but mom had a lip balm by Peeps once.... what was tasty too. Have a super April Fools tuesday!
We missed you guys quite a bit! Your training tips are awesome, glad to see two of our favourite Dachshunds again now that we're back in the world of blogging. :)
Bawahwhhwhhahwhahhwhaa oh that was juzt a super super funny post guy's.. Happy April Fools day xxxoxxxx
Mollie and Alfie
Its so funny that your training tips is just what happened at our house last night, only our mom got it backwards on used it on us and not hers.....we are gonna have to check out that site tho as soon as we can find our moms purse....stella rose
I wish wish wish I could send the warm warm warm weather to you!!! You NEED IT!!!
Oh my dawg! Those are the best tips ever. No eye contact totally works
Lily & Edward
Your biped is REALLY better trained than ours! Way to go, you guys!
Play bows,
Zim
PS: Our mom is drooling over the peeps!
BOL, how do you train a human so well. We can see we need to be stricter - much stricter.....
Enjoy your treats boys.
Dip and Elliot x
Oh DOG! We think you've cracked it boys. You've found a way around the SIT and WAIT and the NO this isn't good for dogs thingy. We're going to look for her PLASTIC....Roxy, you keep watch while I just rummage through this bag.
Great training. We don't think SHE'd EVER get it! You've got a clever peep. (the thumb kind of peep, not marshmallow kind.)
XXXOOO Bella & Roxy
Frankie are you "April Fooling" me? I have never been able to get hold of Mommies plastic card she holds it way to tight. They will not let me have peeps cause they are so sugary. I think you are pranking me and if you are, its a good one!
Love Sasha
We are still laughing as we comment, Frankie and Ernie! This has to be your bestest post EVER! Happy April Fool's Day ☺
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
BOL...we can't wait to try some of your human training on our humans!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Great human training!
DID you say PEANUT BUTTER, Oh......Holy-gwak-a-molys give us the phone number, Dad just got his new card with like 87,000 dollar limit!
Wonder how long it will take to buy that much stuffs!
The Mad Scots
Pees: can't balance nothing on Mom's head, too round and bobbles all the time!
That is AWESOME! Mom's loving the balancing on the head photos!!!
BOL, luv da training tips!
You boys are too funny.
Great job training your mom like that!
That is the post with the MOST!! We learned some very valuable info right there...most important was how to keep the peeps off the furniture!!
Thanks Frankie!
Wyatt and Stanzie
OMD!!! That was the BESTEST trainin' tips I have EVER heard!!!! HOLY COW PATTIES!@!!! I am gettin' Ma's plastic right now and orderin' some of those delish peeps right nows!!!! (oh, and I did faint...butts just for a SECOND..)
Nice job trainin' your Moms...that cookie trick is most fascinating...I thinks I'll give that one a try. Butts the 'big eyed look' always gets to me and I gives in...I gots no backbone guys!!
Thanks for the most usefull info!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Awwww, Mr Frankie, sorry butt we just couldn't make your peep wait. Those eyes, oh those sad eyes. We would have let her have the WHOLE box of cookies for sure. Now OUR mum is a different story. She has made us wait for ever and ever for treats while she takes out the flashy beast so we are going to TRY and train her. She is, sadly, old and stubborn and it may take time. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
Oh my dog. You have the BEST peep training skills! I didn't know peeps could be so SMART!
OH MY GIDDY DOG!! Those training tips are just PAAAAAWSOME! We've been searching for something like that for AGES!
Wally & Sammy
PeeS...you almost got us with. ALMOST!
Is yoo pullin I leg Frankie my pal? I fink mites be yore April Fule tricks...
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