Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Training Tips and ... a SPECIAL "BOX" arrived...

OMD....  we have TRAINING TIPS... today... April 1st..  
Here is our FURST ONE...      You all KNOW that it is Dangerous and RUDE fur our peeps to be getting on OUR furnitures...    They take up SO much Space...  They Might push us OFF...    
SO we gotta TRAIN them to KEEP OFF...    Find their OWN places to Sleep/Nap... take in some Animal Planet on the TV and stuffs like that..


Tip #1....    When THEY try to get your attention by Scratching and Clawing...  Tell them... NO.
     Say...   GET BACK....      THIS is OUR Nap time...     you MUST be FIRM butt not Mean.   
 Tip #2...     If they PERSIST...  and you all KNOW they WILL...    IGNORE them... do NOT make Eyeball contact...         NO sniffs or licks.... THOSE thingys will just Reinforce the Rude and Dangerous behavior.    Be    FIRM and CONSISTANT....     you can't let them have THEIR WAY...
   (and don't believe that you can't teach an OLD Peep....new thingys)...  THEY are more difficult to train.. butt it CAN be done.     Just do NOT let them get by with any of their "STUFFS".
 Now fur the NEXT thingy you can train your peep to do...      BALANCE their SNACKS on their head.     THIS is a tough one...   THEY will WANT to grab a box and start Scarfing Down those Girl Scout Cookies... ALL at ONCE...    BUTT you CAN NOT let them do THAT...  it would cause their poop shooters to go WILD and that would be horrid since it is very UN HEALTHY fur them.   LIMIT their Snacks... to REWARDS fur doing YOUR Bidding ONLY...  
 LOOK at the WILD EYES!!    This trick makes THEM CRAZY... which is SOOOOO entertaining.
     So how do you do this??   WELL you stand there and say...   that HORRID word...
 WAIT          Wait fur it...       Good... Good...     WAIT...    WAIT     WAIT   WAIT...
WAIT WAIT WAIT           WAIT FUR IT....     WAIT   not now   WAIT   WAIT   it isn't time YET....     WAIT       wait some more        WAIT        NOT NOW...        PRETTY SOON
     wait    WAIT      AND THEN.... ABOUT 87 HOURS LATER...   YOU GIVE THEM ONE TEENY TINY SMIDGEON OF A CRUMB.    
 NOW FUR OUR       REVIEW...       Furends we found this super new place to order stuffs that WE want.     You would NOT believe all the PREVIOUSLY FORBIDDEN thingys that WE can use The PEEP's Plastic cards to order STUFFS we have ALWAYS Wanted...   and THEY have always kept fur THEMSELVES...    
The place has EVERYTHING... and it is all   ALL  ALL   ours... once we get the Plastic Cards away from our peeps fur like 87 seconds...        HERE is the BOX... from  Gnawing.CoW

SEE.... it came addressed to US !!! 

 And you will NOT believe what all we ordered....   PRETEND PEEPS....    THOSE are these marshmallowy Sugary Sweet treats that WE have always DREAMED of getting our paws on..and sinking our teefs into.        now did we mention that  Gnawing.coW...  has a REAL sense of HUMOR...     They have these PLAY on WORDS treats...   PEEPS as in our PEEPLES... and they are Chickies... as in the kind that go peep peep peep all the time...UNTIL they get big and go Cluck Cluck or Cock A Doodle Doo..            Isn't that the FUNNIEST thingy EVER??    
    So we ordered a BUNCH of PEEPS...
 And   CHOCOLATE...    LOTS of Chocolate... of different types...      

Disclaimer...   WE DID have to give Gnawing.coW  all the numbers on mom's Plastic  FLEAsa Card..in exchange fur the thingys that they shipped to US...  
   AND GUESS WHAT ELSE.... Gnawing.coW...  will ship ANYWHERE in ALL of BLOGVILLE... so NONE OF OUR FURENDS will BE LEFT OUT...like with OTHER Shopping places everybuddy keeps hearing about...      Isn't THAT grrrrreat?   
Now fur our REVIEW.....     our mom's and dad's have been CHEATING and HOLDING OUT on US...     THESE thingys are MAHVELOUS.       WE have ALWAYS KNOWN that our "PEEPS" were mean and Stingy and were keeping the GOOD STUFFS fur themselves.   
    OMD OMD... let us tell you  this..
GREEN and BLUE  sugary stuffs tastes AMAZING... and you can sprinkle it all over the floors and get it in your FURS and OH the soft gooey Marshmallowy stuffs...   it sticks to your Teefs in the most Drool Producing Manner..    And WE think they are not only SWEET... butt they actually have a HINT of that delicious CHICKENie FLAVOR in them.    Just sayin.
    AND  let us tell you about the M & M  thingys...   M= mouth watering   & M= Marvels
        YES, furends  M & M's are  SUPER...   and our mom's and dad's have been keeping them ALL to themselves ALL THIS TIME.    
  Do you see those Shiny Purple and Gold Round thingys???   THOSE are somethingy ELSE they have been HOARDING.   THOSE are full of PEANUT BUTTER Goodness.      
      We will wait until you have all recovered from your  respective FAINTS...
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    Okay now that you are all with us again...   THESE are OUTSTANDING...   you KNOW how we all ADORE our Peanut Butter ... well these are PEANUT BUTTER.... COVERED WITH CHOCOLATE...   YES they ARE... and they are to FAINT fur.   
    SO.... if YOU would like some FABULOUS FORBIDDEN SNACKS... just Grab your Mom's FLEAsa CARD when she isn't looking  and go to   GNAWING.coW   and    SHOP til you DROP.

PeeS....    Happy April Fool's Day...    

38 comments:

Reilly-Denny Cowspotdogs said...

Those are brilliant training tips...but how about balancing the peeps on the peeps head...now that would be torture!

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL OF FRANKIE AND ERNIE ONLY TWO DOXIE COULD TRAIN THEIR PEEPS!! Bravo. I think my favorite is 'hold your treat on your head'!!!
That made my mom LOL!! Now she is wondering do you ever make her balance on her nose.

Hugs
Madi your bfff

Bouncing Bertie said...

Oh I am bouncing up and down with excitement I just can't wait to try that balancing treats on Gail's head trick. Although I fear she might be hard to train, given she can be as stubborn as a terrier...
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Molly The Wally said...

BOL BOL we agree with Reilly. Make the peeps balance peeps. That would be well funny and then make them wait for 87 gazillion hours before they can have one. ROFL! Have a terrific Tuesday.
Happy April Fools.
Best wishes Molly

Frank The Tank said...

Happy April Fools Day!
The Human training was soooo funny, really fun training tips, made us all smile here! I think that my peep needs to be trained to keep my food bowl filled up CONSTANTLY hee,hee,hee!
I love peeps, they are yummy, Mum lets me have a little lick of them, she has the Halloween ones, we love them! You are so lucky to get a whole box full of Easter candy treats to share with your Humans!
Love and licks from your furiend Frank xxxxxxxxxx

Amber DaWeenie said...

Hmmmmm....wonders if dat box on da head trick will work if da peep has a POINTED head...BOL

Linda said...

Peeps and Chocolate ha ha my peep will do anything I ask fur treats!
Your training tips are Great.

xo Cinnamon

Lovable Lily said...

Bravo, Bravo!! Training the peeps to balance stuff on their heads is PAWSOME! How many tries did it take before she got it right? Wonderful job Frankie and Ernie.

Gnawing Company sounds like the best store ever to shop at.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Lassiter Chase and Benjamin said...

We laughed so hard about the "ONE TEENY TINY SMIDGEON OF A CRUMB" as the reward fur all that waiting. Too funny, but oh, how true!

Ranger said...

OMD….. PEEPs! I have flashbacks to the Snow Freaks! It's da attack of the Peeps! Look out… day come alive in da dark. Just saying.
Wags,
Ranger
Ps. Thanks for the training tips.

Sarge said...

Oh BWAR HAR HAR and more BWAR HAR HAR! Wow, F-n-E that's too funny. Mamaw with girl scout cookies on her noggin. BOL I gotta try these training tricks asap. I've always wondered about those delish-smelling peeps. Sticky goodness fur sure. I'll be hunting for Dad's wallet.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Comm

Team Beaglebratz said...

We Beaglebratz wuz wunderin'if u haz trainin'tip so we can train our Mom Kim tue LEEVE US ALONE when we iz nappin'we don't mean like when she wakez us up in the mornin'butt WHENEVER SHE d-sidez SHE wantz tue tickle us Beaglebratz or due ANYTHING.
Shiloh'n Diva Shasta

Pee Es - Both Diva Shasta an'Diva Bailie came thru their dental ordeal just fine ALTHO that wicked dogtor did STEAL one of Diva Shasta'z toothemz - y oh y due they due that - all across the world dogtors r stealin'our toofz. It MUST B a conspiracy.

Casey said...

I don't know if I could train Momma to balance things on her head. She keeps moving whenever I try. But I'm definitely going to try gnawing.cow. Peanut butter AND chocolate?!?!?!

easyweimaraner said...

many thanks for your great tips! can I lock them in the back yard too when they try to enter my bed anyway? (even by night?)Sadly we can't buy Peeps here, but mom had a lip balm by Peeps once.... what was tasty too. Have a super April Fools tuesday!

easyweimaraner said...

many thanks for your great tips! can I lock them in the back yard too when they try to enter my bed anyway? (even by night?)Sadly we can't buy Peeps here, but mom had a lip balm by Peeps once.... what was tasty too. Have a super April Fools tuesday!

Kat and the Furrsonality gang said...

We missed you guys quite a bit! Your training tips are awesome, glad to see two of our favourite Dachshunds again now that we're back in the world of blogging. :)

Mollie said...

Bawahwhhwhhahwhahhwhaa oh that was juzt a super super funny post guy's.. Happy April Fools day xxxoxxxx

Mollie and Alfie

stellaroselong said...

Its so funny that your training tips is just what happened at our house last night, only our mom got it backwards on used it on us and not hers.....we are gonna have to check out that site tho as soon as we can find our moms purse....stella rose

animal lover, quilt lover said...

I wish wish wish I could send the warm warm warm weather to you!!! You NEED IT!!!

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh my dawg! Those are the best tips ever. No eye contact totally works
Lily & Edward

The Army of Four said...

Your biped is REALLY better trained than ours! Way to go, you guys!
Play bows,
Zim
PS: Our mom is drooling over the peeps!

Sketching with Dogs said...

BOL, how do you train a human so well. We can see we need to be stricter - much stricter.....
Enjoy your treats boys.
Dip and Elliot x

scotsmad said...

Oh DOG! We think you've cracked it boys. You've found a way around the SIT and WAIT and the NO this isn't good for dogs thingy. We're going to look for her PLASTIC....Roxy, you keep watch while I just rummage through this bag.

Great training. We don't think SHE'd EVER get it! You've got a clever peep. (the thumb kind of peep, not marshmallow kind.)

XXXOOO Bella & Roxy

Chef Sasha said...

Frankie are you "April Fooling" me? I have never been able to get hold of Mommies plastic card she holds it way to tight. They will not let me have peeps cause they are so sugary. I think you are pranking me and if you are, its a good one!

Love Sasha

Mitch and Molly said...

We are still laughing as we comment, Frankie and Ernie! This has to be your bestest post EVER! Happy April Fool's Day ☺

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Dory and the Mama said...

BOL...we can't wait to try some of your human training on our humans!!

Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

Hailey and Zaphod and their Lady said...

Great human training!

Susie and Sidebite said...

DID you say PEANUT BUTTER, Oh......Holy-gwak-a-molys give us the phone number, Dad just got his new card with like 87,000 dollar limit!

Wonder how long it will take to buy that much stuffs!

The Mad Scots
Pees: can't balance nothing on Mom's head, too round and bobbles all the time!

Duncan said...

That is AWESOME! Mom's loving the balancing on the head photos!!!

Whitley Westie said...

BOL, luv da training tips!

Millie and Walter said...

You boys are too funny.

Idaho PugRanch said...

Great job training your mom like that!

Wyatt said...

That is the post with the MOST!! We learned some very valuable info right there...most important was how to keep the peeps off the furniture!!

Thanks Frankie!
Wyatt and Stanzie

Ruby said...

OMD!!! That was the BESTEST trainin' tips I have EVER heard!!!! HOLY COW PATTIES!@!!! I am gettin' Ma's plastic right now and orderin' some of those delish peeps right nows!!!! (oh, and I did faint...butts just for a SECOND..)
Nice job trainin' your Moms...that cookie trick is most fascinating...I thinks I'll give that one a try. Butts the 'big eyed look' always gets to me and I gives in...I gots no backbone guys!!
Thanks for the most usefull info!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Awwww, Mr Frankie, sorry butt we just couldn't make your peep wait. Those eyes, oh those sad eyes. We would have let her have the WHOLE box of cookies for sure. Now OUR mum is a different story. She has made us wait for ever and ever for treats while she takes out the flashy beast so we are going to TRY and train her. She is, sadly, old and stubborn and it may take time. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Oh my dog. You have the BEST peep training skills! I didn't know peeps could be so SMART!

Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

OH MY GIDDY DOG!! Those training tips are just PAAAAAWSOME! We've been searching for something like that for AGES!
Wally & Sammy
PeeS...you almost got us with. ALMOST!

marley said...

Is yoo pullin I leg Frankie my pal? I fink mites be yore April Fule tricks...