THIS POST is NOT FUR SANTA PAWS' EYES...
Please VOTE fur which one you think is our FALSE confession... by commenting below...
Confession # 1
One time when my mom and dad had COMPANY, I (Frankie Furter) got into the Laundry and came out in FRONT OF EVERYBUDDY... wearing one of mom's BRAS.
I (Ernest vonSchnitzel) am a MIGHTY Hunter. I once hunted down and DEADED the Biggest SCARIEST Squirrel that has EVER been Deaded on this hill or any other. I made a TROPHY of it and it is hanging in MY toy Room fur EVERYBUDDY to see!!!
OKAY.... YOU decide which one is the REAL confession and which one is the FALSE confession.