The other day.... mom and her furends
ran away and left us all alone and without any foods or waters fur 87 hours went Shopping in a section of Ohio that is known as Amish Country... beclaws a LOT of Amish Families Live and FARM there. They are also FAMOUS fur the FANGTASTIC Cheeses.. and speciality Meats. The Amish are an enterprising lot... they saw OPPORTUNITY in the form of the "ENGLISH" who would come to watch them farm... So they started up Restaurants and Bulk Food Stores and Grocery Stores and Bakeries and Knick Knack stores... in the small towns.. We admit that there are SOME thingys that Mom likes to have to eat or cook with ... that can ONLY be found in Amish Country (which is a 3 county area, BTW).
We were
nearly dead from thirst and hunger and bursting to pee, beclaws DAD does not do stuffs fur us...INSTANTLY... like Mom does very excited when she came home... beclaws we have been there and there are MANY SAMPLES that we have tasted and 87 bazillion thingys to buy... fur US..
SOOOOOO she and dad started hauling in BAGS and BAGS and TWO COOLERS that were bulging... and WE were SCREAMING fur them to HURRY and get OUR stuffs out fur us...
There were Salted and Garlic Peanuts... that you Eat Shell and All... Candy coated Pretzels...
Cappuccino Mix... PUMPKIN SPICE... Pink Puke cookies(that is a whole OTHER story)
Cornmeal.... fur Cornbread and .... making FRIED MUSH... OOOOOohhhhhh do we love THAT stuffs...
Walnuts... Way cheaper than from any "ENGLISH" store.. and Chocolate Baking Chips...
Lots of those pretzel thingys... and Almond Bark
and Chocolate covered Peanuts
Cashew Brittle...
Dad's FAVORITE Black Raspberry cookies.....
Have you seen anythingy fur US yet??? Didn't think so...
Chocolate Cake thingys They kept pulling stuffs outta Sacks and ANNOUNCING What they had..
FINALLY... after about 87 minutes of that NONSENSE... we heard mom exclaim ... 'er she held up a Sack... MERRY CHRISTMAS to FRANKIE And Ernie... and then PULLED OUT THIS FRIGHT>>>
OH THE HORROR..... the HIDEOUS HEINOUS HELLISHNESS OF IT... BUTT WAIT... there is more... THE mostest famous Candy shop in all of Amish Country is THIS place called Coblentz...... and we SAW BOXES from there... butt LOOK what was INSIDE TWO of the Boxes...
LOOK if you think your Eyes will be able to stand it...
How could an OREO cookie and a ROLLO... ever become so VILE and VICIOUS???
And JUST when you thought you had seen the WORST.... thingys in the world... Look what those fine folks have done to NUTTER BUTTER COOKIES !!! LOOK if you DARE...
Our mom is a SICK.... TWISTED WICKED Woman...
WHY would she bring us stuffs like THIS... and No Steak or Bones or Treats????
HEY FRANKIE...... I found it... I found the Blow Dryer... Let's GET these MONSTERS.
OK Ernie... Be right there... plug it in and set it on HIGH... I'll be RIGHT there .
33 comments:
Frankie, the blow dryer, that is EVIL.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
PS Can you get your Mom a thing or two about going shopping for treats...
MOL MOL MOL more snow freaks...just what you needed.
Did you mom take Jennifer the Jeep or the no walking wgon to haul all those yummies?
Over sleep excellent.
Hugs
Madi your bfff
OMD get the blow dryer out sharpish pals the snow freaks are taking over already. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly
Woaaah....that is way not cool mom....
My mom tries now to eat the screen hahahaha. Please tell me the story about pink puke cookies, that sounds interesting!
Oh my gosh those yummies all look awesome! Maybe Mom will share a bite or two.
Pat
Critter Alley
Well guys, think again, in our opinion, almost every thing there can be for a pupper. Tell you what we come and live there for a month .and we get to eat that stuff, while you sleep outside and think about your bad thoughts, Barharhar
Mom would LOVES to go and do the same right now.
The Mad Scots
We think the blow dryer sounds like too much work. Just eat it! Lady says your treats make her miss gluten. We hope your mean people who never bring you anything enjoy them. Lee and Phod
Snowman's poop. BOL !!!!!
Wags,
Ranger
That is our Mom favorite store too - we have an amish grocery store and mom goes there to get her special pasta flours and all the spices and stuff she loves.
Wow! That is quite a haul! Wish there'd a been more for you!
My mom started drooling right at the mention of garlic peanuts.
Cammie!
Oh that wicked woman indeed to bring all those YUMMY stuffs.
we are drooling over here!
hugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Your mum got so many great things at the Amish shop. Love the snowmen, you are right, walnuts are really expensive from the supermarket.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
O..M..D!!! We thought that cookie picture sent by BARB was bad enough; BUTT your mum has gone way beyond the boundaries of sanity! You now not only have to look where you sit so you don't sit on a Snowfreak...you have to EAT them, too??!!! We'll send you another dryer from Amazon!
Your mum must really BELIEVE those Woolly Bears and is expecting to be snowed in for MONTHS with all that food!
XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy
HER tongue's hangin' out. SHE went to a craft show in VA and bought Amish Apple Dumplings!
YUMMY!!!!!!!!!!!
Stop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/
Those cookies!!
Woofs & huggies, <3
~Bailey (Yep, I'm a girl!)
Oh My Dog. Mr Frankie we were right with ya, enjoying looking at all those treats and then, well, the (shudder, whimper) snowman (arghhhhh) appeared before our eyes and we couldn't help it. Mum's cleaning the floor as we paw the keyboard. Thank dawg we ran towards the door. It made it easier for mum to clean. She just had to follow the trails. Enjoy your goodies and hope the hair dryer blasted those frozen freaks away. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory (snowmenphobia sufferers)
So Frankie we want to know if your mom will actually eat those snow freak cookies or will she preserve them for all eternity and add to her snow freak collection?
Millie & Walter
Snowmans poop. Really she bought snowmans poop.
You and Ernie are paying for telling those stories about yourselfs and trying to fool Santa Claus. Thats why there wasn't anything but snowman poop for you two! You know Santa and our Moms are somehow hooked up and do things together.
Stella and Zkhat
We love Amish goodies. Have you ever been to the Der Ducthman in Plain City?? YUMMY food!
Those cookies are too cute. :)
Your mom and dad are going to be eating good for a very long time! Well, mini marshmallows are good too, Frankie and Ernie.
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
Hey F-n-E!
Wow, Mamaw pulled a ha-ha on you fur sure! You're gonna get snowman poops in your stockings AGAIN this year. BOL My peeps are drooling over those foodables and can't wait to try them...except for YOUR snowman snacks of course. BWAR HAR HAR
Grr and a Frosty Woof,
Sarge, Snowman Lover
Wait...no treats for you?? That's just mean!
You have got our human drooling at all that food - even the weird snowmen.
Wow!! You boys must have been very naughty if snowmen poop was all you gots. How horrible but them snowmen cookies sure do look tasty. Mommy would like one each.
♥♥♥Mona & Ptrissy
hello frankie and ernie its dennis the vizsla dog hay brillyant to yooze the hair dryer aginst the eevil snowmen!!! yoo do not mind if i help yoo lick up the melted remayns rite??? ok bye
Ut oh . . . it's snow freak season!
Have a wonderful Sunday!
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
BOL!!!!! OMD, you better hurry with that blow dryer thingie guys!!! they could multiply and that could be disasterous!!! HURRY!!!
(oh, I loves those snowman poops!!!)
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
All those Snow Freaks.. What a load of stuff you got, all looks so yummy :) xxooxxx
Mollie and Alfie
Ut oh, it's the snowman time of year again....
OMD. Pumpkin-spiced cappuccino. mmmmm.
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