HEY EVERYBUDDY..... It is ME (ERNIE who is now TWO)...
GUESS what came to MY HILL on MY BIRFDAY.... a CARD from our furends at CHEWY.com
SEE..... ADDRESSED just to ME....
AND LOOK at the INSIDE.... EVERYBUDDY at Chewy.com Signed it fur ME !! I could NOT believe that they actually KNEW ME. I really REALLY felt Super Special. THANK YOU MY Chewy FURENDS. BUTT WAIT..... There's MORE about Chewy.com
Do you all remember my Birfday??? Well, I got TWO super new TOYS... to help Improve My Mentals... and GUESS WHAT.... Frankie had Mom ORDER THEM FROM MY FURENDS at CHEWY.COM YES folks that is RIGHT... Chewy does NOT just sell our FOODABLES and SNACKS.... they also SELL TOYS. Here is a picture of the two that I got fur my birfday.
On the RIGHT is the DOGGY BLOCKS SPINNER by Kyjen. There are special places fur
On the LEFT is the KIBBLE DROP toy PUZZLE also by Kyjen. Now it IS easier to play... butt see the black hole in the middle.... mom drops just ONE small snack in there and it falls down into ONE of the blue Flipper thingys... BUTT we never KNOW which one until we sniff it out and then Flip the Flipper and get it... It is a FAST and FURIOUS Game. It is like a RACE to the SNACKS. Frankie and I both LOVE this one, Too ♥♥♥♥ and give it 8 paws up also.
HERE we are Playing our Blocks Spinner Game... at my Birfday Pawty... Look how FAST Frankie is playing... His EAR is a FUR BLURR...
OOOPS.... I flipped the PAW Block clear over... BaaaaaWaaaaah that was funny... Then I used my NOSE to get it out so I could get the treat.
And here I am Pushing the PURPLE "D" block outta the way so I can get THAT hidden treat.
DID I mention that MOM and Frankie said that not only was it FAST and EASY to find these super Mentals Stimulations toys on CHEWY.COM... butt is was ALSO CHEAPER than they could find them ANYWHERE Else????? WELL furends THAT is TRUE... Chewy.com is THE place to shop fur QUALITY TOYS at a VALUE PRICE. We may be Dachshunds... butt we can squeeze a penny like a SCOTTY. WHAT??? I got ANOTHER TOY??? HAND IT DOWN HERE WOMAN...
We gotta FIND the treats Speedy Quick... I take TWO Flippers and Frankie takes the other two. THEN mom drops in the SNACK and we check to see WHERE it came out....
OMD OMD OMD..... I got it.... I got the SNACK.... Come ON MOM... Drop in another one... we want to play again... SO FAR the SCORE was Frankie 2 and ME
SO, Furends... the next time you need to buy a GRRRRRREAT TOY... you should go to
CHEWY.COM and check out the HOOOOOOOGE Selection... and you can stick some Kibble and SNACKS on your order while you are at it. No need to leave home.... and it will be QUICKLY delivered RIGHT to your DOOR.
PeeS...the box that this toy came in... says.....A Mentally Stimulated Dog Stays Out of TROUBLE. THAT is GOOD beclaws I am now a TERRIBLE TWO.
Think TOYS and TREATS when you think of CHEWY.com... and think of them OFTEN!!
Just sayin !!! From: Ernie vonSchnitzel
36 comments:
I reckon I ain't mentally stimulated huh? In my defense, truble FINDS me.
Dude, I am so lovin' your new toys! I thinks Frankie done a superb job pickin' out your birfday pressies. I am still just amazed how well da two of ya'll played togedders with them.
Nows, I has nevers ordered from Mr. Chewy but I am diggin' (dat was a funny too) their personal card to you withs all da signatures! Talk about customer service...WOWZERS!
"...squeeze a penny like a scotty"...BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMD, dat was hilarious!
Puddles
Those are some pawsome toys!!!! I bet you can fit 87 treats in there if your Mommy tried really hard!
Deew Ewnie Von Schnitzel
Of couwse they know yoo. Yoow famoos!!!!
What mawveloos toys. I know yoo will have the most wondewful time playing and leawning wif them. And I'm shoowe yool shawe wif dawling Fwankie too
Smoochie kisses
Asta
ERNIE YOU MADE OUT LIKE A BANDIT ON YOUR BARK DAY!! BRAVO TO CHEWY FOR SENDING JUST THE EXACT TOY OF YOUR DREAMS. BARKDAYS ARE SUCH FUN
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
What great toys!
Great toys you got there Ernie. We bow to your pawsome Fast & Furious treat retrieval abilities pal. Enjoy.
Have a wonderful Wednesday.
Best wishes Molly
You know how I love a puzzle treat toy. Ernie I must, must I tell you get these puzzles. And by the way flipping the puzzle over is COMPLETELY acceptable. It tells me your mentals are working just fine, it says you are creative and think outside the box.
Blessings,
Goose
Those are some great puzzles! You are very lucky and you might get smarter, although we think you are really, really smart now and you get lots of treats! Enjoy Lee and Phod
what awesome presents - looks like you had a great birthday
Wez don't haz a Chewy shop here.. Poo. You sure got sum great stuff. Catch ya later xx00xxx
Mollie and Alfie
Cool toys. Any toy with treats gets my vote. I'm gonna tell Mom all abouts it.
Wags,
Ranger
WooHoo...Ernie you hitted da jackpot..again!
Jus' wonderin......is these brain stimulators endorsed by da Puddles. Me could swear dat be her photo on da boxes!
Those are some pretty darned spiffy toys!
Ernie, sorry we missed your barkday pawty, so a belated HAPPY BIRTHDAY pal, looks like you had a awesome one, with what mom got you and Roxy sent, looks as if they had a great time also!
The Mad Scots
I'm late on your birthday, Ernie! So, to make it up to you, I'm going to have Amelia sing you "Happy Birthday, Mr. Ernie"... just don't let your girlfriend know! hehehe, Happiest of Birthdays to you!
-Corbin
Great pressies, Ernie. That game looks fun and you both look quite interested in it. Maybe if Mom put some really good treats in it, we might like it too.
Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
Do you think your mom could give the Master's lessons on how to buy good stuff?
Thanks.
Nora
That card is just the sweetest thing in the world! To have it signed just for YOU is pawtastic!
Those stimulation toy's look like so much fun. Mommy is going to check them out. She said we need to be stimulated (butt we say she don't know Jack!)
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Mom just ordered our new and improved food with no grain from Mr. Chewy and it came like in 5 minutes along with a review for us to do tomorrow which was not very favorable we are really sorry to say...anywho we likes those toys of yours we tried to win one at the last raffle but webster and his gang beat us out...we are gonna have to check that out cos we are so need so being mentally stablized that we tore up 4 rolls of toilet paper for Dad to see when he got up this morning. He called our mom and told on us. He is really grumpy.
stella rose
I like those kinda of games butt me and Hazel don't share real well when it comes to treats. And Mom says they OVER Stimulate me - whatever!!
hugs
Greta, Bailey & Hazel too
Wow Ernie, you got some great stuffs! Do you and Frankie fight over the mentals? Me and Stanley go into a big fight cuz he wanted to hog it all up. I think maybe now we might have to call you Ernie Phase ?!?!?
Your Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Those are so cool! You all are some smart pups! Mom says I am impatient and just break the toy to get the treat.
We love our interactive toys from Chewy and the best part is that the toys give FREE treats for very little work!
We love Chewy!
Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly
OMD, you could totally play with those pawsome toys 4-ever!
Have fun!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x
Chewy.com is awesome!!! I love food puzzles, though they don't take me long enough according to mom.
Nola
That is pawsome! High 5 on that!! Love it:)
Can't you just break those things and get the snacks out quicker? Cam and I can come over and help you with that.
Play bows,
Zim
We don't think you need mental stimulation. We think you are VERY bright, being able to use one of those things. Don't think scotties would play that game...at least these scotties.
But Roxy probably NEEDs something to help her brain! She'd just pick it up and run with it!
XXXOOO Daisy & Bella
Would not!!!! 87 gazillion smooches, Roxy
OMD...that is so cool that they KNOW you. You are SO famous! Those look like some great toys. Hey...while you're promoting Chewy maybe you could have people use the rescue link that way any new customer you send them they would donate $20 green papers back to mom's rescue? :)
Wow, now they looks like pawesome toys...Mum might have to get some, Baird has been a bit of a terror as of late!
Slobbers
We are happy that you had such a happy birthday, Ernie. That big card and the new toys will give you and Frankie lots of fun together/.
Cheers and hugs,
Jo, Stella, Zkhat
Chewy rocks! Hope you hang your card in your room. We may have to get that puzzle toy. Happy Day
Benny & Lily
Ernie, you really got some cool stuff. You know what??? Do you?? I have the red and blue one also and I love playing with it. I wonder how it would be to share it with another pal like you have to share it with Frankie?? I am sometimes glad I don't have to share. I hope you both have a blast and keep those treats coming.
Loveys Sasha
I've been on the chewy.com website before and didn't realize that they offered toys too! I'll have to go check again.
You sure got some pawsome toys there, Ernie!
Humbug! I shake my paw at those mental stimulation foodable things. So much work.
Kisses,
Dexter
I like the presents, Master Ernie! I think if you have to work that hard for treats there should be 87 in each compartment!
Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
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