Saturday, May 4, 2013

Derby Prep...

As you may have seen....  Ernie and I (Frankie Furter) are Riding in the big race today...    We saw Cussin Francine and her little Ernestine all Dressed to the Nines and ready to cheer us on.    AND have you seen Benny and Lily today?    THEY are in the grandstand too... and they have fabulous hats!!
    So grab your Minty TwoLips....   and Join in the FUN...    
 Cussin Francine and Little Ernestine have their HATS and Fancy Dresses...   their Furs and Nails are all done and they are ready...    
E:    Look Francine.... DOWN THERE on the TRACK...  It is my Cussin ERNIE  on that HOOOOGE HORSE...
F:    YES I see.   Now Don't go getting all Dirty and stuffs...  It is Almost time fur us to put our HATS on.
 E:    OMD     Francine...   I can See Cussin FRANKIE too...    
F:   Of course you can darling.   HE is going to WIN this RACE...
 HEY.....  CUSSIN Ernestine...  do you SEE ME???   My horse just POOPED and Now I (your cussin Ernie) am gonna WIN this race fur MY ROXY and YOU.    
 HEY look up in the Grandstand Ernie... I see Benny and Lily and Cussin Francine and her little Ernestine...  I am SURE they are all gonna place bets on the WINNER...  # 87...   THAT would be ME, you know.  
Ernie thinks he is gonna WIN butt it is quite obvious that he is riding a NAG and I am on a SUPER STEED.
Ernie thinks POST time means it is time fur him to Pee on a post.  
          Just SAYIN...      

20 comments:

Sweet William The Scot said...

I put my bet down. Not saying who I put my money on.
Sweet William The Scot

Duncan Breazeale said...

My mom is out picking some mint for our two lips and I am getting ready to call my bookie and place my bet. Whoa, Nellie. This is gonna be good!

Patrice and Higgins said...

I got me bet in!!!!!!!

~Higgins

Sarge said...

Hey F-n-E!
Wow, what a fun racing day! The ladies are looking lovely. I'm gonna go see Dad right now. I want $87 to bet right away! AND THEY'RE OFF>>>>>
Grr and a Racing Woof,
Sarge, Winner

The Army of Four said...

Oh, wow! I didn't know you two handsome boys had entered!
Camo!

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

There is nothing like getting drunk while betting the house on some horse - not that we would do it of course - he he.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

GizmoGeodog said...

It's gonna be a photo finish with someone winning by just a paw...

Molly The Wally said...

Mint two lips are ready and our bets are on. Crack the whip guys. Wow they are off....thundering hooves...
Best wishes Molly

Idaho PugRanch said...

We are ready to place our bets on you Frankie!
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

scotsmad said...

Now, jump out quickly and don't let them box you in at the rail! Steady goin'....don't worry about the front runners, they'll flag at the end. Then come from the outside and really GO!!!

We're barracking for you, Frankie. We've been practising 'My Old Kentucky Home'!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Oskar said...

BOL! While Ernie's peein' you'll be able to get the jump on him.

I hope the girls don't have too many two-lips.

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Mitch and Molly said...

We got the Derby on the TV and we are set for the race! May the best horsie win *wink wink*

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

finnhoward said...

Well, I like the way your family celebrates the derby. I am on my way over for a cocktail!

Ruby said...

Oh Frankie, I already putts my bets on you!! I bets all my treatie money for the month...I'm guessin' with this win, I'll be able to supply ALL of Blogville with tons-o-treats!!
GO!!!
Kisses,
Ruby
pees: I'll take 2 mint two-lips....

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Y'all look good. Race well
Sally Ann and Andy

Wallace Wright-Parkin said...

I (Wally) bet on Frankie and I (Sammy) bet on Ernie - us younger siblings gotta stick together!
Wally & Sammy

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Who won? We was at a dachsie play date and missed the race. Francine & Ernestine sure look cute all dressed up.

{{{huggies}}}.......Mona

Bunk said...

Y'all look ready for the Derby! My humans are going next year!:D My mama is already looking at hats haha!

Marley said...

You guys look great! The ladies are bee-u-tea-full!
Licks,
Marley

LetterstoAndrew said...

It's all so exciting, I can't wait to see who won!