Saturday, May 4, 2013

Derby DAWGS

Ladies and Gentlemen......   Get your Minty Julips and Place your BETS...    
Ernie and I are gonna RIDE in the Kentucky    DERBY...  
   Whoa boy... STEADY Now...   we gotta get in the GATE..      
My horse is gonna go FASTER than YOURS, Frankie Farter.   You will be EATIN our DUST.
   Hush up Ernie...    This is SERIOUS BIDNESS.
 We are saddled up and READY to RIDE...      
    If you want to bet on ME (Frankie Furter) I am #87
Ooooops Ernie's horse just POOPED...   Hope that doesn't make him run FASTER.  
    Just Sayin.

18 comments:

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Ernie, you bad boy!! Losing some of that weight pooping is cheating but very smart thinking. Can't wait to see the outcome.

{{{huggies}}}.....Mona

GizmoGeodog said...

I'm betting it all on you Frankie...Ernie just jumped the fence to chase a squirrel and won't be back for post time...Happy Derby Saturday!

Mollie said...

OMD you guy'z are hilarious.. I'd be straight off and rolling in that poo..Bawahhaaaw xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

finnhoward said...

What kind of hats are your women wearing today to support ya? We can;t wait for the Derby today!

Lovable Lily said...

OMD Frankie and Ernie! You have us giggling over here.

We didn't know you were riding in the Derby ~ how pawsome is that! You know we're gonna place bet's on the both of you and that way we're guaranteed to be a winner right?? We're already counting our windfall here.

Good luck and stay safe! Some of those horsies are quite large you know.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

easyweimaraner said...

I will place my pocketmoney for the race... Farting could be helpful, think that's like a rocket propulsion...

Mitch and Molly said...

We'll be watching you on TV from our living room while we're begging pizza from mom and dad! Good luck!

Love ya lots
Mitch and Molly

Sagira said...

BOL....how on earth did you get them to pose like that? TOO funny! Good luck in the races Ernie and Frankie.

We will see you in a few hours. :)

Alasandra, The Cats and Dogs said...

Our money is on you Frankie.

Ernie, we aren't sure but we think letting your horse poop on the race track disqualifies you.

Molly The Wally said...

Pooping makes you lighter and faster. Is that cheating? We don't know who to be on? Giddy up guys. LOL. Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

harrispen said...

You boys are so cute on your horsies. We're with Lily Belle and are placing bets on both of you.

Millie & Walter

Susie and Sidebite said...

You guys have fun, the only derby we care about is and all out eating one!

The Mad Scots

Bocci said...

This is hilarious! The word "nag' had Parental Unit spitting out her tea:-)

We'll be watching!

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Don't fall off, BOL!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Oskar said...

Ernie's probably a little young, my monies are on you Frankie!

Nubbin wiggles,
Oskar

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

How do I place a bet?

Ranger said...

BOL !!!!!
Wags,
Ranger

Kari in Alaska said...

Um I don't think those horses move much...

Stop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/