Saturday, February 16, 2013

The Stuffie TAMERS.... Side Show...

 LADIES and GENTLEMEN....   Boys and Girrrls        WE...   Ring Masters and Stuffie Tamers
extraordinaire         FRANKIE FURTER         And        Ernie vonSchnitzel    WELCOME You to Day TWO of the     BLOGVILLE CIRCUS and SIDE SHOW...           Are you ready Ernie... YOU have the FURST act today...   
 YES Frankie....       What Kind of Circus would that be WITHOUT....
A     BARREL Of MONKEYs ???   
 OK    OK.... Enough of your Crazy stuffs...   Back in the Barrel and let's get On with the show...    You have it NOW Frankie...
 ARE YOU ALL READY...          This was a very difficult and DANGEROUS Trick to teach ...    BUTT WE Managed...       I offer you...       the UNI CYCLING        BEAR...          Furst on the BIG Unicycle...             
 and NOW on the more demanding....    Small Unicycle...                Can you even believe the BALANCE and CONTROL that you are seeing?                OK....     not to YOU again Ernie...


 THIS was MOST Difficult to Teach and to Train...       Feast your eyes on this GROUP of stuffies who can not only Sit UP... butt can also BALANCE a BALL on their nose while doing it.....
 OH the CONTROL  and the SKILL...         the HOURS of PRACTICE required...      Now folks   Please look to the Other RING...   FRANKIE has somethingy ELSE to dazzle you with...
 YES Ernie....   I DO...        I bring you......    a BEAR on a BALANCE POLE...      LOOK at the HEIGHT...  it was hard enough just to get this bear UP THERE... let along  to be able to BALANCE on that TEENY TINY Pole...
 It is DEATH DEFYING fur sure...         
 NOW.......  Ladies and Gentlemen...    Boys and Girrrrrrls.....    for our NEXT ACT...  
 you must REMAIN SEATED and QUIET...           
 THIS is the most FRIGHTENING  act of ALL TIME...       It took ALL that We both had in order to pull this off...       We Trained this SQUIRREL for over 87  DAYS and NIGHTS  ...    

YOU will NEVER see an act like THIS again... EVER
                                                                WARNING
                                                                  WARNING
                                                                    WARNING
    THIS TRICK is NOT to be TRIED AT HOME...        REMEMBER that Ernie and I have had  have had seconds  minutes  hours   days    weeks   months              YEARS of Training and TONS of EXPERIENCE with Stuffie Taming...     

    Psssssssssst.....   Ernie get the WATER BUCKETS READY...           JUST IN CASE !!!  


        OK....    BRING  our Star out...

                   and      SET THE      
           RING of FIRE       ABLAZE !!!      
   
      READY EVERYONE......     DON'T  BLINK....          This Squirrel is FAST...






                      Let's   GO....................................   



 UP   UP.....     you can do it...

 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs         he is ALMOST through the HORRIBLE   FLAMES....
 AND    he'sssssssssssssssssss
 MADE IT....
 TAKE a Well Deserved BOW...
 NOT a Singed hair...
 BRAVO        Squirrel...   you did it.

 We hope that you have enjoyed the Side Show    Stuffie TAMER Act...  
                  WE ask that you all   stay Seated for just a few more seconds though...    Just fur YOUR Safety...




NOW THEN.....  
  Cussin SARGE....
  would you PLEASE







 PUT OUT THE FLAMING RING OF FIRE....... before we have to call out the Blogville Fire Department?  
    BUTT WAIT....     THERE'S      MORE: 

PLEASE ........    Proceed  through this             EXIT ....      where you will be DAZZLED Once AGAIN by Stuffie Tamers  Benny and Lily                                     they will be bringing you a Stuffie Death Defying Act   To LARGE to be pawformed   Inside any TENT...
     
 PeeS:     AFTERWARDS....

  make SURE that you ALSO get to the 

         MAIN CIRCUS TENT    by clicking          HERE  

and Follow the links below to the OTHER     (free)  Side Show events:
  FUReak Show         by  Shelldon and Beachnut  

  Carnival Foods       by   Sasha

Carnival RIDES        by Sallie Marie

Circus CLOWNS       by  Tuiren

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32 comments:

Asta said...

I was at the edge of my seat(ackshully, i was watching so hawd, i fell off, hehehe). What amazing feats of dawing doo.
That unicycle, and high wiwe amazed me, but then......OMD the twaining it must have taken to jump thwoo those hooge flames. Dazzling!!!!!! Thank dog that Sawge put out that fiwe, cause I was stawting to shake all ovew fwom feaw
(Asta claps for 87 minutes non-stop)

easyweimaraner said...

WOW I was holding on my breathe - what a stunt! You are the greatest stuffie tamer of the whole world!!! APAWS APAWS!!!

Kolo Martin said...

Woooooo very exciting! Those stuffies are soo clever and dedicated to their training! I specially admire the squirrel. Fire can be fatal for stuffies!

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! Great set-up. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

GOOSE said...

My heart is STILL beating like crazy! I thought for sure we would be eating flaming squirrel.
Blessings,
Goose

♥ Sallie said...

Yay for rings of fire! Woohoo!

finnhoward said...

OMD OMD OMD I cannot believe the squirrel made it!! AND that the bear was on that crazy unicycle. Oh man, that was an awesome sideshow!

Lovable Lily said...

From the barrel of monkeys to the flaming ring of fire we too were on the edge of our bench! Amazing death~defying feats of courage by one and all.

We was really worried about the squirrel jumping thru all those HOT flames but we knew you were such excellent trainers and wouldn't let anything happen to him. Now that his performance is over are you sending him over to see Sasha? Tee~Hee~Hee!

Fab show Frankie and Ernie!! We think you should take this act out on the road.

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

harrispen said...

What an amazing show you two put on. That was fantastic.

Millie

Agnes B. Bullock said...

Wow! What an act- could not belive our eyes! Now does Sasha have squirrel on a stick- have a craving for that for some reason!

The Slimmer Pugs, Kitties, and Mama said...

Wowwee! Barrel of Monkeys...Bear on Unicycles...Stuffies balancing balls and sitting...Bear on high wire...and goodness gracious...a squirrel that makes it through a hooop of fire!! This is the best circus EVER!!
Thanks Frankie and Ernie for the fantastic show!!
Much Luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, & Mimi

Sarge said...

Hey F-n-E!
WOW< BOW< WOW< WOW< WOW! My heartiest of bravo and applause to you! The monkeys were just silly and fun, but the unicycling bear was amazing. Such skill. Loved the balance acts but the ring of flame was the triumph of the act! What a pawesome trick that was. Could you smell fur burning? I bet not since he did a perfect form through that hoop.
Congrats on such a fabulous show!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Madi and Mom said...

OMC that unicycle and balance beam looks painful!!
WTG MR. SQUIRREL MADE IT THROUGH W/O A FUR SINGED.
BRAVO BRAVO TO ALL THE DARING YOUNG FOLKS ON THE FLYING MACHINES.
HUGS MADI YOUR AMAZED MAYOR.

Bocci said...

Wow! What tricks you have up your sleeve!

3 doxies said...

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...OMD...OMD....hehehehehehe...Oh I can't stop laughin' at da unicycle. Okays, I has contained myself nows.
Nows, I has to go clean myself up cuz I peepeed all overs myself when I seened da ring of fire and da squirrel....dat was AWESOME!

Puddles

Idaho PugRanch said...

That was just FANTASTIC!! We are amazed at the training and skill that these stuffies have. Frankie and Ernie you have done just a pawsome job!!
Hurray Hurray for the Circus!

hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta

Ruby and Penny said...

You two are amazing stuffie trainers. Loved the bear and squirrel acts.

Love Ruby & Penny

Molly The Wally said...

I just spat tea all over the screen. Yikes I better go get a tissue. Oh my the ring of flames...the tight rope...wow! Have a super Saturday.
Best wishes Molly

Jazzi said...

We was laughing at that squirrel!! Bet his tail was just a tad bit warm BOL, BOL

wags
Jazzi and Addi

Ranger said...

SQUIRREL ! SQUIRREL ! HOLD ME BACK.
Wags,
Ranger

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

That is amazing, we were really holding our breath there for a second!
You have done a good job with the training!
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

Mr. Pip said...

Have I had too many beers or did squirrel just jump through the ring of fire!!!

Oh, and could you ask Ernie if he could stick another candy apple in my furs - I finished the first one and it really comes in quite handy to have a snack with me at all times.

scotsmad said...

We are amazed. I mean...those stuffies balancing the balls where so good. Then the balancing bear..who'd a thought. BUT that death defying squirrel jump through the ring of fire. That's a whole new level of stuffie training. We're sure you'll be off to Las Vegas in the future.

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

chicamom85 said...

OMD that was so incredibly amazing. I was so scared, I didn't even want to look after the ring was lit. How did you do that. It must have taken hours and minutes of training. Frankie, I can't even get my stuffies to stay in one place. I put them out and when I wake up, they are all thrown together in a pile. I can't imagine teaching them to unicycle. You are both artists. Stop by the foodables tent for refreshments. You deserve them.

Ernie, thank you for being so well behaved today. Silly Pip, now she is asking you to throw an apple in her furs, she found it handy to eat it that way. Each to their own.

Loveys Sasha

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Oh.My.Dog!!

That was the most exciting show I've seen!!

Bravo!

Four paws up!

Murray's Mouth said...

Wow, quite a show!

dan said...

Frankie, have you been eating the green kibble again?

Two French Bulldogs said...

Heeeee-larious!!! We love the barrel of monkeys and the dangerous jumping through the fire hoops!!!
Benny & Lily

Bouncing Bertie said...

Frankie I have to report that Gail just spluttered her morning coffee over her MacBook she was laughing so much.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Roo said...

That is one talented bear stuffie! Unicyle And Balance Pole Oh My! and the Flame jumpin squirrel well of course just stole the show! Too much! Oh my gosh you two must have been rollin durin training BOL! Luv it Luv it LUV It!

Thank you boys for all your wonderful acts! Hilarious!

Waggin at ya,
Roo

Shelle Pennington said...

We need to know your tricks for taming the squirrel... we might enjoy having them around if they can jump through fire. :D

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

Smile With Your Tail said...

Wow you dare devils! go Mr squirrel!

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