Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Sledding......

MOVE OVER FRANKIE FARTer....    I gots sometingy to say....    HEY FOXY ROXY...  I been practicing this Hoochie Poochie dance thingy fur   87 hours... and guess What...    you are gonna LOVE doing the Hoochie Poochie with ME when we do it     MY WAY !!       Wink Wink
          87,000 Smooches to YOU
                   from ERNIE

OK.....     NOW you can flap your flabby lips  TALK all you want Frankie...   

GEE   THANKS ERNIE....  I  have somethingy EXCITING to tell all of you....    SARGE has MORE than 60 SLEDDERS in his big event!!    Isn't that FANGtastic???     It is gonna be very much CROWDED on Blogville Hill fur SURE.   



    So all this talk about Sledding reminded me of the time that I Hosted FLAT George the Lad here on MY hill.  That was back on  January 30, 2011...       

      I thought...    THOUGHT my mom had gotten me a WONDERFUL really super FAST sled...   and I was SO proud of being able to take Flat George on a WILD Snowy RIDE...
HOWEVER....     I had NO idea that my mom was such a SQUIRREL BUTT    Wicked Woman      Vicious Trickster   cheapskate.  


  She did NOT buy a WORLD FAMOUS    InFlexible Flier Sled fur me...     THIS is what she Did Do.....
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My life is  a Sham!!!         A    SHAME  and a SHAM. 
       I STILL can't believe she would embarrass me in this manner.  
I have always thought I was a pretty smart COOKIE..       OH my...  This experience was an Ego DRAINER   fur sure.                
         Sorry George the Lad....      STILL sorry !!!

33 comments:

GOOSE said...

Oh Dog, embarrassing Frankie. I bet Sage has prepared for you a super duper world class sled. And what is up with Ernie? He gone all crazy doggie on us. I guess he is just a young pup in love. Should be quiet the show at the Ball. I'll take a ticket for one in the front row to watch him.
Blessings,
Goose

Molly The Wally said...

Ernie is defo in love and boy has it gone to his mushy, slushy head Frankie. Puppy love! Bet Sarges' sled for you is going to be pawsome. Have a terrific Tuesday.
Best wishes Molly

Remington said...

Sarge's sledding event will be awesome! Can't wait to see everyone....I didn't find my sled in time to enter.... It is so cute that Ernie is in love....nothing better than puppy love....

harrispen said...

I hope there aren't any crashes if it is that crowded on the sledding hill. It's going to be lots of fun!

Millie

marley said...

Wot was dat sled made of Frankie? It look like some pawts wot fell off the back of the TV....

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh we can't wait!!
Have a fun day
Benny & Lily

Idaho PugRanch said...

I (Greta) am sooo excited for the sled day! Hazel passed cause she doesn't like the cold and Bailey did not want to take a chance of hurtin himself and having to miss the big valentine ball, but I am ready to rock the snow hill!!

hugs
Greta
Bailey & Hazel too

Madi and Mom said...

Yay for Sarge and is fun event. It is sure to brighten our Saturday.
Flat George is funny
I can hardly wait to see Ernie and Roxy dancing.
Hugs madi your BFFF

Mollie said...

It sure looks like it's gonna be great fun.
We are all just gonna have a wonderful Februarie'z :) xx00xx

Mollie and Alfie

Dip-Dip and the Bridge said...

Aww, young love!
That is going to be a pawsome sledding event.
Dip Bridge and Elliot x

rottrover said...

Frankie, we know Sarge will fix you up with the bestest sled. Don't worry! And Ernie! Dude. Get a grip! You can't go snappin' pup's heads off just cuz you got a date with a hot girlfriend! You don't want her to think you're a RUDEDOG!

-Bart and Ruby

animal lover, quilt lover said...

I like Bart and Ruby's comment!!!
You know Frankie I have never had a sled in my life!!! I have never sledded!!! I can't imagine what it would be like???

stellaroselong said...

we are so jealous here at our house, we are pouting and mad! Our mom is a big ole meanie!!
stella rose, and magster

Murphy said...

I'm sure Sarge will have you riding in style! BTW, we got about 87 inches of snow last night! We just went over to Roxy's place and she's rolling in stuff to smell sweet for you. I think she is whooped on you!

Your Snowy pals,

Murphy & Stanley

Patrice and Higgins said...

Mom are so embarrassing!! BTW, you better get some chapstick for all those puppy smootchies, you gptta have some soft lips!!!

~Higgins

scotsmad said...

Even WE can see that that isn't a sled and we don't even have snow!

We found Flat George hiding in our Sydney Road directory the other day...BOL!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

The Hoochie Poochie Dance...we wondered why Roxy has been leaping around in a strange way recently.

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Mr Frankie and Little Ernie. Now Little Ernie, (who is now getting very grown up), we think you should be careful of how you speak to Frankie. He is older and wiser and might just feel like getting a little pay back. Just sayin'.
Mr Frankie, we can't wait for Sarge's sled race. We have never been sledding and we let Sarge choose our sleds for us cause we know nothin'but sledding. HOpe we don't fall off! NO worries, and love, Stella and Rory

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

woops, we meant to say "nothin' about sledding". xx

George The Lad said...

LOL, I remember that well, me Tess and Colin are in on the sled day :)
Can't wait to see just what Sarge has done to us!!!
Have a good week
See yea George xxx

Murray's Mouth said...

Haha it is cute though!

K9friend said...

Your mom is a clever lady. Flat George looks adorable!

Pat
Critter Alley

Berts Blog said...

So how did the dancing lessons go with Ernie? I am sorry about your Shame Frankie, but it really is all in your mind. You coul dnever be shamed in blogville. We just consider the source.....

Love
Bert

Sarge said...

Hey Ernst!
Wow, very smart move to be practicing your moves! BOL Don't wanna step on Roxy's feet.
Hey Frankie!
Wow, I remember that sledding with Flat George. Gee, you got to hit the slopes AND have somethingy to bake cookies on. It's a twofer!!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Nola said...

BOL haha!
Nola

Ruby said...

Oh, Frankie, sorry dude. Shoot, I didn't realize that this sleding thingy was a contest to see who could go fastest! Poo. I picked the cafeteria tray because I thoughts there would be extra foodables on it....I didn't think abouts arrow-dynamics! Well, I hopes I gets some left over pizza on the tray.....
Kisses,
Ruby

Sagira said...

Can't wait to see all the sleds. A little over a week and we will e in Zanesville

Gina Gao said...

This sounds so fun! I like sledding very much.

www.modernworld4.blogspot.com

Sally Ann and Andy said...

Wow, Frankie we can't enter as we have no pictures of snow. Boo Hoo. . . Oh well. Mommy thougt that y'all had a cute welsh terrier thing, and Momm was going to ask y'all where y'all got it.
Sally Ann

Wyatt said...

Hee hee, sometimes you have to use what is available for fun...no sled...no snow...no problem!!

Wyatt and Stanzie

Robyn Wright-Parkin said...

We are SO looking forward to our first sledding event...well, our first sledding anything *BOL*

We left you something over at our blog F&E!

Wally & Sammy

chicamom85 said...

Frankie, I just know Sarge will get you a wonderful fast sled. Maybe we can race each other. I am so excited for this. Ernie is so sweet with Roxy. I can't wait to see all of you on the sledding hill on Saturday.

Loveys Sasha

Declan said...

Hope you guys have good medical insurance....hehe! Deccy x

Shelle Pennington said...

I don't think you need a sled... I think you need a SNOWMOBILE!!! Seriously that would rock!

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/