Friday, October 12, 2012

Goose's Models... X-RATED Post

Welcome  Goose's NEW Bidness to BLOGVILLE...     HERE are his hot   SEXY  OFFICIAL... Models...     You may not recognize them... butt they are   Frankie Furter and Ernie...    
     We hope that this post is not TOO  X-rated fur you...   like    1X   2X or even ... 3X    
                 It is sorta FILLED to CUPacity  with PUNS.     giggle   snicker  SNORT
                         I CAN be a little Devil at times.       Just sayin.
 WE are sporting our New EAR WARMERS...  fur COLD Winter COMFORT...
 Aren't they AMAZING????            Better get your orders in QUICKLY....  I hear that Goose is Running a SPECIAL Sale....  Isn't THAT... UP LIFTING   in these tough economic times???     I know that you will be wantin to SPORT your Ear Warmers and SUPPORT Goose in his new Bidness.     (I do LOVE a good PUN.)
 If you have not HOOKED up with Goose's Blog  just CLICK HERE      You can leave your.... Order there...          I know you will want to look like Us...  (you know STRAPPING Hunks and Hunkettes) so ORDER quickly. (while he still has YOUR SIZE)..   So you won't be      Let DOWN.   
 Ernie Really did TRY to give you his sexiest  bestest model LOOKS... butt he hasn't had the experience that I (Frankie Furter) have had.
 OMD these Ear Warmers are SOOOOOOO Warm and ROOMY fur Comfort.     Notice how they CUP the Ear?      
Keep your EARS  WARM DRY and Outta the SNOW....     and SUPPORT our furend...   
     STRETCH... your time outside during the COLD days ahead.    NIP... Frosty Bite in the Bud.  
                 Get your EAR WARMERS by GOOSE!!!!   
NOTE:   None of these MODEL Pics.. have been AIR brushed... butt the Models WERE ...   FURS Brushed before the Photo Session.
PeeS...   I hear that Goose will be having his official   IPO   right after he Rings the BELL on WALL STREET.  

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

BOth so sexy models!!!! Love them!! And how they are personalized for you both too!

Unknown said...

BOL the ear warmers are brilliant. What a fashion show. We are sure they will be a big hit. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

GOOSE said...

I could not have two better models. My gratitude OVERFLOWS. It's like a dream, I keep wanting to Snap Back to reality. Thank you Frankie and Ernie for all your SUPPORT Bras I mean Bros. Bert said with a little TRAINING he could lend me a paw in production.
Blessings,
Goose

WFT Nobby said...

Frankie, it is very BRAve of you and Ernie to model those ear warmers.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Scooter said...

Hey F-n-E!
Wow, you two are ready for the catwalk fur sure! Goose has a definite winner with this idea. It's a real double d shot of creativity and his blog will probably bust from all of the orders. Oh, BWAR HAR HAR!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Millie and Walter said...

I love the way Goose personalized those for you. What a fantastic new product.

Cindy

Matilda the Boxer said...

What a fangtastic idea! You know, I think I've seen some similar ear warmers around my house, but Momma never lets us use them like that. Hmmm.

Berts Blog said...

My Vickie says that they are "Two Fold" not only can I use it when it gets cold, but My Vickie can use them all summer to "Lift" her spirits too.

You too are great models.

bert

The Websters said...

We are totally buying stock in that business!

Nora

The Army of Four said...

You two crack me up. And it's nice that you're giving Goose so much SUPPORT.
Ha roo roo roo.
Play bows,
Zim

Mollie said...

Oh youz as bad az me, Humom stuck me in a bra and I won a prize.BOL. Wez came over, cos we spooked youz but hadn't met..Come and play at our pad, wez mad too :) xx00xx
Mollie and Alfie

Ruby said...

OMD! Sooo funny guys! Ma's 'ear warmers' couldn't warm a chihuahua's ears!!! BOL!! What?? Nothin' Ma.....
Gotta go!

Kisses,

Ruby

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

We're just sorry it's spring and the weather is getting warmer. Although we've just had two COLD days...there was even snow to the east and south of us!

You look so coooooool, we mean waarrrrmmmm!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

Noodles said...

ALL i GOTTA SAY IS
U R TOO S-E-X-Y for your blog.
Love Noodles

Murphy said...

We knew Goose was looking for the perfect ear warmers for you but never thought he would get such good ones! We hope you will post many photos of you wearing your ear warmers in public!!

Your floppy ear friends,

Murphy & Stanley

Dougall-the-Scottie said...

Hehe, you guys make me laugh!

Duke said...

We love them! We're heading over to Goose's blog now! These ear warmers are going to be all the rage and we're all in on the ground floor!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

Ziggy Stardust said...

Frankie and Ernie, may I say how becoming you both look in your "ear warmers". The colors are perfect on both of you. I think you are both just "under the wire" in the fashion world. I can't wait to get some and show them off to my neighborhood pals. They will all be totally jellies of my very practical and yet BRAve fashion statement. Goose must be some kind of genius, thank you for being so up front with the news.

Loveys Sasha

How Sam Sees It said...

BOL - great ear warmers, or as Mom calls them - sling shots... :D

Sam

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Um...Mumsie got almost to the end of this post before she realized you were wearing bras on your heads.

You see what kind of intelligence we have to work with around here?

Sheesch...

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley...Mumsie is unconscious from laughing.

Pee ess...do they work?

Two French Bulldogs said...

Just don't go out in public with those ear warmers
Benny & Lily

Hannalei said...

*snicker* They'd get lost in the ear warmers in this house.

Thanks for the tummy laugh!
XoXo's
Sarah & le Weens
http://doxiejibberish.blogspot.com/

Bassetmomma said...

How wonderful of you and Ernie to be models for Gooses ear warmers! You guys look fantastic. I think Goose will probably be overflowing with orders! :)

Uji, Angel Izzy, Ziggy, Angel Bean, Angel Hiro and Momma Tea said...

OMD dats wos sooooo funnisome, butts ifs Missi trieds on our Momster ear warmers her cood use one side as a hammock...............BOL

Momsters warmers woods havs been da rite size fur Angel Mango or fur Honey Great Dane
Lovs
Da K Krew

marley said...

*paws over eyes* is it safe to come out yet Frankie?