Alpha Male Movie Star ... Award STORY

  

I recently got this award from       RICH BOY          You can use this link also     In case the furst link doesn't get you there to learn all the RULES fur the award and stuffs.  
    Now before I go any farther... I can never EVER bring myself to just give an award to a couple of my furends...   I want to give them to ALL..      So I am breaking the give this to FIVE GUYS rule.      I say if YOU are a GUY and you would like to join the fun... you just go on and help yourself.       BUTT... GIRRRRLS this is only fur GUYS...  You gotta HAVE or USED to HAVE...   DANGLY BITS (If you get my drift).   
         I want to THANK   Rich Boy fur thinking of me when he Pawed out these awards.   THAT was very much nice of you.         Sorry that I am not good at following rules.  
   Next I was supposed to tell who ELSE RICH BOY gave the award to and those would be:
Zim
Bert
Murphy and Stanley
        and 
Bouncing Bertie
     NEXT I have to write SOMETHINGY about ME (Frankie Furter) or my Family and SOMEHOW I have to mention the name of at LEAST one MOVIE in the story.   
OK.....    HERE comes my story.............................................

My   House (is on a) Haunted Hill    (1959 Horror Movie starring Vincent PRICE)
     Back when mom and dad brought me to My New Home...    I used to think that the place was HAUNTED.      I thought there were GHOSTS and GOBLINS and MONSTERS that lived in the HOLE in the Bedroom Floor.     I really DID!!   Go ahead and Laugh at me butt YOU just never did HEAR the sounds that SOMETIMES come outta that thingy.   
       I can tell you that it took some REAL BALLS of STEEL to just not RUN AWAY from this Scary Place.   
        The thingy was...   I kept noticing that the MONSTERS/GHOSTS only made their hideous noises when only ONE of my Parents was Upstairs with me.   I would hear it RANTING and RAVING Away and then Suddenly the Door, from the place where Jennifer Jeep and the 4-Wheeler live, would open and my missing Parent would come rushing INSIDE... I thought they were trying to ESCAPE from the HORRIBLE THINGY.    I would be sooooooo relieved to see that "the MONSTER" didn't EAT whichever one it was.   
        It took like 87 MONTHS fur me to FINALLY realize that there WAS NO MONSTER and that My House on the Hill was NOT HAUNTED...       
        So now I know you are wondering... WHAT was it That DID make the horrid noise... which came up through the FURNACE DUCT....      It was the Noise that the Garage Door makes when it goes UP and DOWN  letting Mom or Dad into the GARAGE... which is Right UNDER the Bedroom furnace duct.         WHEW!!!        You have NO IDEA how GLAD I was to know that my house was NOT Haunted and filled with monsters.        THIS is MY STORY fur the Alpha Male Movie Star Award.    
THIS is a picture of me tellin Ernie that there REALLY is NOT a Monster down in that THINGY.     I couldn't let my Brother be Scared like I (Frankie Furter) used to be. 

If YOU would like to write a story about how YOU are an Alpha Male ... just snag the Badge at the top and Fire UP YOUR  Keyboard.    PeeS....  I hear that Rich Boy is workin on a Badge thingy just fur the GIRRRRRLS in Blogville.. so that you Ladies can do a writing thingy also.    I think that is SOOOOOO very nice of him, don't you?