Friday, September 28, 2012

Alpha Male Movie Star ... Award STORY

  
I recently got this award from       RICH BOY          You can use this link also     In case the furst link doesn't get you there to learn all the RULES fur the award and stuffs.  
    Now before I go any farther... I can never EVER bring myself to just give an award to a couple of my furends...   I want to give them to ALL..      So I am breaking the give this to FIVE GUYS rule.      I say if YOU are a GUY and you would like to join the fun... you just go on and help yourself.       BUTT... GIRRRRLS this is only fur GUYS...  You gotta HAVE or USED to HAVE...   DANGLY BITS (If you get my drift).   
         I want to THANK   Rich Boy fur thinking of me when he Pawed out these awards.   THAT was very much nice of you.         Sorry that I am not good at following rules.  
   Next I was supposed to tell who ELSE RICH BOY gave the award to and those would be:
Zim
Bert
Murphy and Stanley
        and 
Bouncing Bertie
     NEXT I have to write SOMETHINGY about ME (Frankie Furter) or my Family and SOMEHOW I have to mention the name of at LEAST one MOVIE in the story.   
OK.....    HERE comes my story.............................................

My   House (is on a) Haunted Hill    (1959 Horror Movie starring Vincent PRICE)
     Back when mom and dad brought me to My New Home...    I used to think that the place was HAUNTED.      I thought there were GHOSTS and GOBLINS and MONSTERS that lived in the HOLE in the Bedroom Floor.     I really DID!!   Go ahead and Laugh at me butt YOU just never did HEAR the sounds that SOMETIMES come outta that thingy.   
       I can tell you that it took some REAL BALLS of STEEL to just not RUN AWAY from this Scary Place.   
        The thingy was...   I kept noticing that the MONSTERS/GHOSTS only made their hideous noises when only ONE of my Parents was Upstairs with me.   I would hear it RANTING and RAVING Away and then Suddenly the Door, from the place where Jennifer Jeep and the 4-Wheeler live, would open and my missing Parent would come rushing INSIDE... I thought they were trying to ESCAPE from the HORRIBLE THINGY.    I would be sooooooo relieved to see that "the MONSTER" didn't EAT whichever one it was.   
        It took like 87 MONTHS fur me to FINALLY realize that there WAS NO MONSTER and that My House on the Hill was NOT HAUNTED...       
        So now I know you are wondering... WHAT was it That DID make the horrid noise... which came up through the FURNACE DUCT....      It was the Noise that the Garage Door makes when it goes UP and DOWN  letting Mom or Dad into the GARAGE... which is Right UNDER the Bedroom furnace duct.         WHEW!!!        You have NO IDEA how GLAD I was to know that my house was NOT Haunted and filled with monsters.        THIS is MY STORY fur the Alpha Male Movie Star Award.    
THIS is a picture of me tellin Ernie that there REALLY is NOT a Monster down in that THINGY.     I couldn't let my Brother be Scared like I (Frankie Furter) used to be. 

If YOU would like to write a story about how YOU are an Alpha Male ... just snag the Badge at the top and Fire UP YOUR  Keyboard.    PeeS....  I hear that Rich Boy is workin on a Badge thingy just fur the GIRRRRRLS in Blogville.. so that you Ladies can do a writing thingy also.    I think that is SOOOOOO very nice of him, don't you?       
        

27 comments:

Bassetmomma said...

Congratulations on your great award and thanks for making me choke on my coffee this morning! Believe me reading your haunted house story was worth it! Hahahahaha!

Asta said...

Congwatoolashuns on that vewy cool awawd Fwankie!

I loved the stowy about yoow almost haunted house
I have to confess, I was shivewing a littol wif scawedom fow a while
Thank dog it was the gawage doow.
Smoochie kisses
Asta

Molly The Wally said...

Congratulations on your award and glad you solved the deep and dark mystery of the Frankie Haunting. Bol funny. Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

dougall.dog said...

Are you sure it isn't a ghost....?

GOOSE said...

Congrats on your award. I was all a shiver at your tail, I mean tail. Glad the house is not haunted.
Blessings,
Goose

Casey said...

OMD, you were so brave figuring all that out!

3 doxies said...

I nearly peed on myself when I was readin' your haunted house story...I does dat sometimes. I mean it sounded all legit since your house IS on a hill.
But then it was just duck...er, duct thingamajig...bwhahahahahaha.
But you knows, I can't see Ernie bein' afraid of too much.

Puddles

Sankissjuice said...

That photo of you two looking down the duct is really funny. I am going to have to watch this horror movie for Halloween. Well done!!!! Very creative story and badge well-earned!!!!! We hope more bloggers will join the FUN, Mayor. Thank you for endorsing our game :)

We'll be back,
Sankissjuice

FiveSibesMom said...

Congrats on the award!!! Wow...you had a little nervous with that spooky story...so glad it wasn't a ghost!

Madi and Mom said...

MOL MOL MOL
That is too funny Mom nearly cracked up at this air vent story. It reminded her of Toto's first encounter with the vent. At first when he felt the air he got the zoombies thennnn when it realized it was warm air he slept on top of it.
Too funny
Hugs Madi your BFFF

Sarge said...

Hey F-n-E!
Wow, great story and congrats on your big award! I have heard that noise in your house and it really can be scary if you don't know what's up. BOL. Ernst is lucky you showed him the truth and saved him from the fright. Perfect story heading into Halloweenie!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! Golden CONGRATS! Golden Thanks for sharing the story. Happy Weekend. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Max the Quilt Cat said...

Congrats on the award pal. And, loved the story. It's good you told Ernie not to worry about a monster down that vent. We wouldn't want him to be afraid.

Have a great weekend.

hugs, Max, Bugsy, and Knuckles

Team Beaglebratz said...

Hey there Frankie - it'z Shiloh here cuz I AM THE ALPHA MALE here at our place. Mom even callz me her MAIN MAN! Mite haf tue due that story THIS weekend - the Diva Shasta's barkday month b-ginz Monday an'u know how possessive wimmen can git sumtimez.

Oh, speakin'of her barkday month, the DDiva Shasta DID post on our blog tueday BUTT mom wuz hurryin’her up so much an’she SEZ got all flusterated an’furgot tue put a post title on it an’it haz anuther announcement in it tue. Just in case u hazn't seen it.

Oh an's super CONGRACHULASHUNZ on your award - we loved your story - it WUZ kinda scary - so glad there wuz NO monster.
Shiloh

Murphy said...

Congrats on your award. Good story too!

Your friends,

Murphy & Stanley

chicamom85 said...

Frankie congratulations on your award and for having or had boy bits. That haunted house is super scary to me. My family is Halloween spook crazy and I always think my house is haunted. Mommy says no but I still keep my guard up this time of year. You are such a good brother to Ernie. I hope you guys have a nice weekend.

Loveys Sasha

Shelle Pennington said...

HAHAHA The house on the hill story is killing me!!! balls of steel for sure! hahahahaha

Congrats on the award. :)

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,
http://simpaticodreams.blogspot.com/

Remington said...

Thanks for the smile, my friend! I needed that! Congrats on your award!

scotsmad said...

That would be scary...you were very BRAVE to investigate it!

We'd never win an award like that because in this house SHE is the Alpha Bitch!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

We thought it was Jennifer making all those noises.

Mitch and Molly said...

We're glad that you figured out what the noise was and you're not a scaredy cat anymore, Frankie.
Congratulations on your award!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

sprinkles said...

Congrats on the much deserved award! I loved your story. I'm gonna read it to my boys tonight when I get off work.

I thought of you today, Frankie! In my Criminal Justice class, we discussed Justice Felix Frankfurter. Only my professor called him Justice Hotdawg. Bol. He helped found the American Civil Liberties Union. (The justice, not my professor!)

Sankissjuice said...

Frankie, i reread your story and it made me smile again. No worries about the rules, they were bad anyway. I changed the rules now, hahahahaha. So, now you did not break any rules.

I hope more bloggers will join the fun. I love to read a good creative story like yours. That movie is downloading on my PC now....

Sankissjuice

PS i think your fans are too shy to just grab the badges. They may need a bit more nudging/ incentives. What do I do? What do i do? ....treats? Hehe

Berts Blog said...

That is for sure a Halloween story. I bet you still get just a little bit of nervousness when the noise comes. (just a little?_
Love
Bert

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

Im so glad your House hasnt any ghosts...... I don't like clicking noises...... so if my peeps are using their ring binders I need to hide somewhere else...... so if clicking noises were coming from that floor duct - I'd have moved OUT by now! BOL!

Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

Lovable Lily said...

WooHoo! What an excellent award and you're just the guy to receive it too.

we loved that scary story and were hiding under the covers until we read the Epilogue. Whew.....

Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin

Ruby said...

Okay, I have to say that the 'dangly bits' part was the FUNNIEST THING I have heard ALL week!!! OMD! Soooo funny!
Wells, I sure am glad to hear that your house isn't goin' to be featured on Ghost Adventures! And, bravo on lettin' Ernie in on the secret! Your a good bro!

Kisses,

Ruby

marley said...

A pawsome story wiv a great ending. You are the Top Gun of ghost fightin Frankie....see wot i did there? He he