WE got a PRESSIE PACKAGE

Well you will NEVER in 87 years believe all of THIS...
   Our GRRRREAT Furends...     Milo, Dixie, & Newby     sent a Pressie Package... that was SUPPOSED to be Just fur our Mom and Dad... butt...    just you wait and see what ALL was in that Pressie Package...     THIS is how it Looked when Mike the UPS guy brought it to our hill.. and to get his Cookies.   Mom Always gives Mike Cookies when he delivers.  
     WOW... It looks EXCITING and TOP Secret and stuffs... doesn't it????      I was afraid I would Kill Somethingy so I had Ol'Sure Shot... open it CAREFULLY with his knife.         and  GUESS WHAT was IN THERE?????????????????????

 Milo, Dixie, and Newby's Mom made these BEAUTIFUL THINGSY and CANNED them.
1.  Onion and Pepper Relish... to serve over CREAM CHEESE..   2. HOT Pepper Jelly.. also to serve with CREAM CHEESE    Cream Cheese???   HEY: I thought this was a pressie package fur my mom and dad... CREAM CHEESE??? WE love THAT stuffs.      3. VANILLA PEARS...  OMD THOSE look FABULOUS..           I just KNEW this was gonna get my Mom and Dad's Undies all in a bunch...   and it DID....     BUTT WAIT... there's MORE... Look below the jars.. do you see those DACHSHUND MEASURING SPOONS???    HOLY GWALK A MOLEY...   
   When Ernie and I showed mom and dad all these WONDERFUL and .... OVERY exciting pressies... they were going WILD... and I think my mom PEED in her Undies...    Ernie and I stayed WAY far away while they were going OOOOOOOH and    AHHHHHHHHH and OMD and    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE   and      LOOK AT THIS  ... and stuffs.   
   We didn't want to get Drooled on    PEED ON...  Stepped on or stuffs.      So anyway... they were Dancing around and going Stupid/ Squirrely   all Happy Happy and stuffs when SUDDENLY Ol' Sure Shot said...   "HEY Frankie and Ernie... I think there is somethingy in her fur YOU TWO, Too.    

 OMD OMD   would you CHECK THESE OUT...   Newby, Dixie, and Milo sent Ernie and Me.. NEW SKINEEEEZ..    A FOX   and an OSTRICH.    OMD OMD    SUDDENLY    WE started going WILD too.   BUTT WAIT.... THERE's MORE...........

 They also sent US some FABULOUS... FROSTED Snacks.     I think their mom made the Frosting and the snacks beclaws they ...  WERE... Delicious...

 OH, I furgot to say that there was a SNACK fur Peeps in there TOO...   Our DAD just LOVES Snacks..   mom always says that he has a "THING" going on with Little Debbie   He has these kinds of thingys STASHED EVERYWHERE.       Just ask SARGE about that!!!     

 So ERNIE Claimed the Ostrich...   He LOVES it beclaws it takes him FUREVER to FOLD IT..   YES, Ernie STILL folds every toy... that is Long Enough.     I don't know why he does it... butt he ALWAYS folds toys in HALF or THIRDS and then walks around the house with them in his mouth... fur HOURS.    He thinks Ostrich is REALLY REALLY fun and a true Challenge to Fold what with the long neck and TWO (it still has them both) Legs. 

 I (Frankie Furter) claimed the FOX fur myself.    It has HAD TWO squeakers... butt Ernie and I traded fur 87 Seconds...             Here is Ernie Getting ready to Fold One of Ostrich's Legs into the middle...     I was TRYING to find one of the Squeakers in MY Fox.

 THIS is when ERNIE ....   was ERNIEATING MY Fox.

 GET OUT ERNIE... Go Play with YOUR OWN toy.

THANK YOU   Milo, Dixie, Newby, and Miss SHELLE...  Fur the WONDERFUL EXCITING FUN SPECIAL Pressie Package.      It REALLY made Mom and Dad and ERNIE and ME VERY Happy Campers.    
   PeeS... I'll BET Mom never EVER sticks those  FANGtastic  Dachshund Measuring Spoons in any salt or sugar or spices though.    She ALREADY has them on the Kitchen Window Ledge... fur everybuddy to SEE... butt NOT Touch!!!    I'm just sayin.