Thursday, August 30, 2012


Well you will NEVER in 87 years believe all of THIS...
   Our GRRRREAT Furends...     Milo, Dixie, & Newby     sent a Pressie Package... that was SUPPOSED to be Just fur our Mom and Dad... butt...    just you wait and see what ALL was in that Pressie Package...     THIS is how it Looked when Mike the UPS guy brought it to our hill.. and to get his Cookies.   Mom Always gives Mike Cookies when he delivers.  
     WOW... It looks EXCITING and TOP Secret and stuffs... doesn't it????      I was afraid I would Kill Somethingy so I had Ol'Sure Shot... open it CAREFULLY with his knife.         and  GUESS WHAT was IN THERE?????????????????????

 Milo, Dixie, and Newby's Mom made these BEAUTIFUL THINGSY and CANNED them.
1.  Onion and Pepper Relish... to serve over CREAM CHEESE..   2. HOT Pepper Jelly.. also to serve with CREAM CHEESE    Cream Cheese???   HEY: I thought this was a pressie package fur my mom and dad... CREAM CHEESE??? WE love THAT stuffs.      3. VANILLA PEARS...  OMD THOSE look FABULOUS..           I just KNEW this was gonna get my Mom and Dad's Undies all in a bunch...   and it DID....     BUTT WAIT... there's MORE... Look below the jars.. do you see those DACHSHUND MEASURING SPOONS???    HOLY GWALK A MOLEY...   
   When Ernie and I showed mom and dad all these WONDERFUL and .... OVERY exciting pressies... they were going WILD... and I think my mom PEED in her Undies...    Ernie and I stayed WAY far away while they were going OOOOOOOH and    AHHHHHHHHH and OMD and    WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE   and      LOOK AT THIS  ... and stuffs.   
   We didn't want to get Drooled on    PEED ON...  Stepped on or stuffs.      So anyway... they were Dancing around and going Stupid/ Squirrely   all Happy Happy and stuffs when SUDDENLY Ol' Sure Shot said...   "HEY Frankie and Ernie... I think there is somethingy in her fur YOU TWO, Too.    
 OMD OMD   would you CHECK THESE OUT...   Newby, Dixie, and Milo sent Ernie and Me.. NEW SKINEEEEZ..    A FOX   and an OSTRICH.    OMD OMD    SUDDENLY    WE started going WILD too.   BUTT WAIT.... THERE's MORE...........
 They also sent US some FABULOUS... FROSTED Snacks.     I think their mom made the Frosting and the snacks beclaws they ...  WERE... Delicious...
 OH, I furgot to say that there was a SNACK fur Peeps in there TOO...   Our DAD just LOVES Snacks..   mom always says that he has a "THING" going on with Little Debbie   He has these kinds of thingys STASHED EVERYWHERE.       Just ask SARGE about that!!!     
 So ERNIE Claimed the Ostrich...   He LOVES it beclaws it takes him FUREVER to FOLD IT..   YES, Ernie STILL folds every toy... that is Long Enough.     I don't know why he does it... butt he ALWAYS folds toys in HALF or THIRDS and then walks around the house with them in his mouth... fur HOURS.    He thinks Ostrich is REALLY REALLY fun and a true Challenge to Fold what with the long neck and TWO (it still has them both) Legs. 
 I (Frankie Furter) claimed the FOX fur myself.    It has HAD TWO squeakers... butt Ernie and I traded fur 87 Seconds...             Here is Ernie Getting ready to Fold One of Ostrich's Legs into the middle...     I was TRYING to find one of the Squeakers in MY Fox.
 THIS is when ERNIE ....   was ERNIEATING MY Fox.
 GET OUT ERNIE... Go Play with YOUR OWN toy.
THANK YOU   Milo, Dixie, Newby, and Miss SHELLE...  Fur the WONDERFUL EXCITING FUN SPECIAL Pressie Package.      It REALLY made Mom and Dad and ERNIE and ME VERY Happy Campers.    
   PeeS... I'll BET Mom never EVER sticks those  FANGtastic  Dachshund Measuring Spoons in any salt or sugar or spices though.    She ALREADY has them on the Kitchen Window Ledge... fur everybuddy to SEE... butt NOT Touch!!!    I'm just sayin. 

37 comments: said...

What a pawsome package! Something for everyone!

PeeS: What a strange habit, toy folding!

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...


Molly The Wally said...

Frankie that is great swag. Have a terrific Thursday.
Best wishes Molly

Shelle Pennington said...

Ugh.. that granola bar was supposed to be mine... was packing up the box after going to the gym! I wondered where it went to!!! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

You are VERY welcome.

I got myself a set of those spoons... and guess what? they are broken. :D So definitely be careful and don't even look cross them... they are very sensitive!

Shelle, Milo, Dixie and Newby,

AMY ANN said...

Wow! What a great package. It's like Christmas over there.

Sarge said...

Hey F-n-E!
Wow, your whole pack scored big with that pressie! Gosh, they sure got you a lot of pawesome stuff. Love that crazy ostrich!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

The Websters said...

Excuse me...Does Ernie fold clothes? If so, do you rent him out?


Remington said...

AWESOME package! Enjoy!

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

Hiya Frankie and Ernie, Boy oh boy - you got a terrific mum would have peed herself too. We also both love those measuring spoons.

We have not been around much..... mum has been getting a jump start of some spring cleaning and stuffs... so she can be grumpy too while doing this! She is also a bit peeved because we have not had a chance to get out and use the "peep kennel on wheels" because the weather has been too rotten. Can't wait till spring starts for sure.

Anywho - thanks very much for your "thank you" card - it was real nice - and I loved doing my equestrian event too. We tried to make it funny for everyone.

Bye for your now, Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

stellaroselong said...

Wow what good friends!! Those spoons were the bomb and the jar food sounded good also...i loved your new toys though we would have been fighting over them at our house...have fun!!
stella rose

Team Beaglebratz said...

WAHOOOZIEZ COOL DOOOZIEZ! That iz sum prezzie package. There iz sumthin'there fur EFERYBUDDY! Our mom wantz sum of them spoonz - only Beagle - wunder if they haf sum - need ut find out where tue git sum.
Shiloh'n Shasta

Lovable Lily said...

What a score! Nothing better than home-made goodies to stop the tummy rumbles. Butt then you gots toys and treats and pawsome measuring spoons too. Wowie Zowie!

Enjoy it all!
Lily Belle

Declan said...

That is some present package. MUms are real chili freaks so they'd go wild for that stuff too. I think I'd prefer the fox! Deccy x

Agnes B Bullock said...

Maybe their Mom will publish her recipes, just like yours does, on their blog! We want to get WHN the spoons too- now that we have ac she can cook again!

GOOSE said...

WOW!!! That is a most GREAT package. You are some very lucky and blessed pups.

Berts Blog said...

You win again. What a great package for everyone. I think I need to move to your house. You get the best stuff.


Berts Blog said...

You win again. What a great package for everyone. I think I need to move to your house. You get the best stuff.


Finn said...

Great package! Those cookies look delicious. I love getting mail, it is just the best!!

Oskar said...

Wow, that was some box full of great stuff! What wonderful folks they are!

Nubbin wiggles,

Nola said...

OMD I love those spoons!

Peggy Frezon said...

Those are great presents! We got Kelly and Brooks those skinny things, both foxes, and Kelly wanted BOTH even though they were exactly the same. She wouldn't let Brooks have any. When we put them in separate rooms Brooks still wouldn't touch his toy, I think Kelly made him too afraid. Will you two teach Kelly how to share??

Two French Bulldogs said...

Holy Crapola
It was well worth the wait. Look at all that stuff
Benny & Lily

Casey said...

What a grreat package! Wow, something for everyone!

Jazzi said...

What a great package. Stuffs for the peeps and stuffs for you and Ernie Aroooooo

Jazzi and Addi

Reuben said...

Reading this gaved me a big smile to my face! I loved hearing about the foldings. It is a very interesting technique for increasing portabilities! I will has to try it sometime.


Ruby said...

Man what a score!!! The whole Fam got in on the pressie action!
I think it is weird that Ernie has to fold his toys....never saw that before! I guess it makes sense to him, huh?!




Mitch and Molly said...

OMG, you hit the mother lode! What supernice pressies. Our mom thinks the Dachshund measuring spoons are just the neatest things ever!
We have a fox just like yours, Frankie!

Love ya lots,
Mitch and Molly

scotsmad said...

If there's going to be cream cheese should get some!

We laughed at the granola bar that wasn't supposed to be in the box. SHE does things like that!

We are in awe at that great package.

XXXOOOO Daisy, Bella &Roxy

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Oh My Dog, what a wonderful present. It made everybuddy happy except for when your mum peed herself hehehe. We love your measuring spoons and all your toys and foodables and stuffs. So cool. Have a great weekend mates. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Murphy said...

Wow, we think that is the best pressie we ever saw!!

Your friends,

Murphy & Stanley

Amber DaWeenie said...

Well now that be purrrty pawsome! pressies! Me hads to giggle bout Ernie folding his toys!

harrispen said...

How lucky are you? Those are awesome gifts.


Lorenza said...

Super presents!
I am sure you all are enjoying them a lot!
Kisses and hugs

Shawn said...

Enjoy the pressies, how nice of your furiends to think of you!!

Your furiend,
Winston, Chloe and Cecil

chicamom85 said...

OMD Score!!!! Those pressies were so cool and something for everyone. I love your toys and those cookies looked so good I drooled all over Mommy looking at them. Mail pressies are the best. I am so happy for you.

Loveys Sasha

Posie said...

wowsies, Frankie i loooves cheeze lotds n lodts, n creem cheese, NUUUUUUUMMERS< ees troo! heehee! That's loadsa niyce fings to gett in a box! N i lovve how Ernieee fowlds upp his nyoo ostridge heehee! love n likkers, pdorg xoxx

Sagira said...

WOW! That is awesome! I love the measuring spoons. Those are so cute. :)