Thursday, May 24, 2012

MOM... went all crazy ....

 OK.....My mom went all Cracker Dawg CRAZY.. and washed all of our toy boxes and then... SHE SORTED  as if SHE would know how to sort OUR toys   out all of OUR stuffs..   In the top box she SAYS there are only Balls and TUG toys and stuffs...    and then in the NEXT one...
 She SAYS she put only Hard Chewing thingys like some of our Bones and Antlers...  SO WHAT the #@!! are those Balls doing in there I ask you???     The woman is just not RIGHT.
Wait..... THERE's MORE.  insanity  stuff to show you...
She CLAIMS that THIS toy box has MEDIUM SIZED Soft/Stuffie Toys.    OH DAWG... GIVE ME STRENGTH.       It is gonna take Ernie and I about 87 days to get this all BACK to Normal.
      BUTT WAIT...  THERE is MORE....   Tomorrow.    I don't want to Overload your sensibilities.  
Now... go have a quick nap before you go to any other blogs...   THIS is just TOO MUCH.    I'm just sayin.     

42 comments:

Mango said...

Frankie! Wow! You have enough toys to sort? That is kind of cool, right? Now get to work putting them all back where they belong.

Slobbers,
Mango

Max the Quilt Cat said...

During Operation Toy Retrieval we just piled everything in one pile. It looks like you might have too much stuff for that approach... Do you have to put the toys back in the correct box when you finish playing with it? Good Luck with that.

pawhugs, Max

Lovable Lily said...

I agree Frankie, that is just way too much for anyone to handle (snooze.....).

How could she have done that to you and Ernie? Sometimes those hoomans don't make any sensibility outta the stuff they THINK they gotta do! Couldn't Mom have spent more productive time like in the kitchen whipping up some dog treats or somethin?

I think you both better get busy sorting them back to how they should be. Good luck with your mission!

Hugs,
Lily Belle

~Shelle said...

Your mum must think y'all are pretty smart to be able to sort all your toys back into their proper box after playing.

Perhaps she is teaching Ernie to read already... isn't he a bit young for that? I mean, he ain't even in preschool yet!

Shelle, Milo and Dixie

Patrice and Higgins said...

OMD, the maddness!! Just last week my mom was trying to tell me how my toys should be in the basket!! It didn't take me long to set her straight and get my toys situation back into the locations I love best...ALL over the house!! BOL!!

~Higgins

Team Beaglebratz said...

We Beaglebratz agree with the Mango Man - enuf toyz tu SORT? That iz just tu many toyz - we only haz 1 toy box (may-b we shood git anuther cuz it iz overflowin') We know there r 2 of u butt there r tu of us tu. Altho we iz thinkin'may-b if we had more toy boxez then we wood git more toyz an'antlerz an'stuff.

BUTT we digress frum what u wuz talkin'boutz - YOUR MOM MESSIN"WITH YOUR TOYZ! Duzn't she KNOW the furst rule of pet toy ownership? Notise we sed PET NOT PEEPZ. We doggiez an'kittiez czan mess with the PET toyz NOT PEEPZ!
Doodle Boy'n Wiggle Butt

Team Beaglebratz said...

that's s'poze tu b CAN not czan - c, your mom haz got us all flusterated.

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

We have a sortaholic here too, but with Lightning around, our toy box supplies have been steadily dwindling. And the Momster says she is not replenishing until some boy learns to play and not chew:(

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Sam and Pippen said...

We thinks you guys might be a bit spoiled! We thought WE were spoiled butt we don't have anywhere near that many toys!

Sam and Pippen

Bassetmomma said...

First off you guys have about a gazzillion toys! Tee Hee! Silly Momma, how long does she think this is going to last! LOL!

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

OMD, does that not drive you crazzee? And why, I ask, do toys need to be in a box anyways? I take them out, mom puts them back in, I take them out, mom puts them back in, I take them out, mom puts them back in.... It is so hard to wear her down. Sigh.

houndstooth said...

Your toys are all sorted and organized?! End of days! What good are they doing in boxes?

Bunny

harrispen said...

Frankie, I have to say that you and Ernie have a HUGE amount of toys. As a human I can see why your mom might want to sort through them. Maybe she was just taking inventory to see what you need more of? Yeah...that's the ticket.

Cindy

Stewey said...

Look at all those toys - wowzers!
Stewey

Molly The Wally said...

Hi , what a lot of toys you have. Are you good and put them back in the boxes after you've played with them or like me leave them everywhere?
Best wishes Molly

The Websters said...

Tell your mom that I'll come over and help her sort. I'll destuff all those toys and then she can sort them right to the landfill!

Nora

Dory and the Mama said...

Sounds like your Mama is setting Ernie up for some major toy box mentals!!

Smileys!
Dory

Casey said...

Humans get some mighty strange ideas sometimes, don't they?! Momma sometimes goes and moves all my toys just when I've got them where I want them. Grr. She's lucky I'm too well-mannered to bite.

Oh, and thanks for letting us know we have the evil double-word verification on our blog! I didn't know that. Momma is hard at work fixing it.

Remington said...

Wowzers! You have so many toys....mine don't last long enough to be put in a box....so I just have my footballs....good enough for me!

Peggy Frezon said...

I'm sure you and Ernie had them all organized, just where you knew where they were. And smelling just right too. The nerve of her!

GOOSE said...

Oh the dogmanity! I do however have every confidence that you and Ernie will have things back to how they should be. Maybe you two can organize the frig or her sock and underwear drawer for her.
Blessings,
Goose

Kari in Vegas said...

humans think they are so helpful sometimes

Stop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

Bouncing Bertie said...

Frankie, I am interested in your use of verb tenses in this post. You say your Mom "went crazy" this week, implying thst she was quite sane before then...?
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Noodles said...

Frankie and Ernie I feel your pain! My Mommy not only gathered, sorted, and weeded out my toys, BUT she WASHED them too!!!!! All except the chewees and those she THREW AWAY!!! OMP! A disaster! I am still trying to clean up her MESS!
Love Noodles

Murphy said...

Now first of all that is a lot of toys. But you need a lot of toys so that is a good thing. But we're wondering about all this sorting. It just doesn't make sense to us. Stanley likes to lay in our toy box. Maybe you need to lay in your toy box so your mom can't sort anymore.

Your friends,

Murphy & Stanley

AMY ANN said...

I can feel your pain. I think she was just trying to help. Happy sorting.
xoxo,
Dylan, Dixie and Vanessa

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie Pankie and ERRRRR!
Wow, I'm totally worried for Mamaw's sensibilities! Well, at least she only washed the boxes. My Mom's been known to *gasp* wash the toys too! ROTTEN! Bad peeps, bad peeps. Good luck re-sorting!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge A Licious

Corbin said...

Hm... I just have one box. I think I got ripped off.
-Corbin

Sagira said...

OMD...you guys have SO many toys. Can we come over to play?

chicamom85 said...

Frankie, I am crossing paws, that my Mommy never sees this post. It will be hard to keep her away cause she loves you guys, but I am going to try. You know what happens when one Mommy does something like this, it is like a plague that goes through all the Mommies and pretty soon, we are all in a state of confusion. What was she thinking??? Are her mentals mixed up?? Does she know how long it will take you to get those good smells back in those toys?? Separating them, what could she possibly know about that. I can't talk about it anymore, I am going to lay down, I think I have a dograine. I am blocking this from my Mommy, sorry my pal.

Loveys Freckle Belly

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Mr Frankie, our head is SPINNING at the amount of toys and stuffs you have. You must have about 87 squillion or something. We are off to whinge to mum right now. Muuuuum, we want more toys! Muuuuuuuuuum. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Golden Woofs! SUGAR said...

Woof! Woof! OH MY That's aaaaaa lot!!! Lots of Golden ALOHA n Woofs, Sugar

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Um, maybe she should try Jan's sorting system. She throws everything into one dishpan and we sort the contents out around the room.

Nola said...

Seriously??? Peeps are crazy! BUT....why are all your toys stuffed still????
Nola

Berts Blog said...

She has had an attack of organization. This comes to no good my friend.

Wyatt said...

Wow! Look at all those toys...we probably have that many, but we can never find them, cuz they are under bushes and under water...hee hee

Wyatt and Stanzie

Declan said...

Thats kind of a lot of toys guys... just sayin'! Deccy x

Kjelle Bus said...

Me too think´s that it was way to much for anybody to handle !
My mom have sorted up all my toy´s too in some kind of weird human way ;-)
P.S Found my way here from Alasandra ,The cats & A dog

Bicontinental Dachshund said...

87 days to get back to normal? Are you kidding me?

Well...you're right, I need a nap :)

Keep on wagging,
Tootsie

Uji, Izzy + Ziggy said...

OMD yoo sure nuff has heaps n heaps ovs toys guys, mee finks mee needs to havs words wivs da Momster wee is mega under toyed here

Luv
Uji

Debbie said...

All we got to say is..your spoiled with all them there toys!

Ruby said...

Those are some good lookin' toys! So much cleaner and nicer than mine! I tend to sneak them outside when ma isn't lookin', and they end up getting rained on and muddied, etc. I think you should mix em' all up when your ma isn't lookin' and then, give her those big brown doe eyes, and say, 'I don't know WHO could have done THAT?' he he he!

Wet nose pokes,

Ruby