Sunday, April 29, 2012

LOOK at What I (Frankie Furter) DID...

This is a really ICKY 
OKAY....    FURST I gotta tell you...  that I (Frankie Furter) REALLY did do this... butt
     it was ON ACCIDENT.   It really WAS.   See, I got REALLY MAD at  Butt Scooter Sarge during our recent visit to Pencil Vane E Ah  and..   I accidently bit my MOM   INSTEAD of  Stink Butt Sarge.      I REALLY intended to BITE SARGE, butt my mom put her arm in my way, and I sorta SUNK my TEEFS Right Into HER!!!

NOW I am all worried beclaws Remington was sayin that it is ALREADY gettin close to time fur Santa Paws...  and I don't know if he has started his NAUGHTY list yet or not.    

I'm afraid if HE sees or hears about THIS ...    Little ACCIDENT...  I (Frankie Furter) won't EVEN get a pile of Squirrel Poop fur Christmas.   Waaaaah  Whine Whimper   Waaaaaaaaah   

NOTE TO SELF:  EVEN IF HE DESERVES IT....  Don't bite at Sarge when sitting on mom's lap.

PeeS....   YESTERDAY    I   TRIED to make a Trial Pre-Post and     IT did come up when I told it to.       SO, I came back HERE and DOUBLE CHECKED everythingy.   I did it all exactly like I did the one Yesterday...       I have my Paws Crossed that this one will pop up all on its OWN    at  6:00 AM   ...       If NOT I will have to do it manually AGAIN.         GRRRRRRR
    I am gettin REALLY   REALLY   angry with this stuffs.    


Scooter said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, what big teeth you have! BOL. Gosh, I'm sorry that Mamaw has such an ouchie. I hope that's all healed up before Santa Paws starts reviewing his list. Oh, yeah, sorry I made you so mad! Sometimes I guess I really am a Butt Wipe! BWAR HAR HAR ahem.
Hey Mamaw: Thanks for taking one for me!!! BWAR HAR HAR ahem.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Rubie and Poots (her Mum) said...

Hey Frankie - whatcha bitin' your Furiend for!!???!!! That looked like you were goin' for blood for sure!! He must've really peeeee'd you off!

Remind me to never make you mad!

BOL, Tail Wuggles, Rubie

Scooter said...

It worked, it worked!!! lalalalala BOL We are so excited about your pre-post thingy working bol
WOW!! Remind me NOT to make you mad at you, i'm just sayin.... Guess our mayor is all talk and bite!! bol (poor mom)


Charlotte said...

Well...even if Sarge deserved it, ya gotta be careful & not end up on the Naughty list..

Now go write "I will not bite the hands that feeds me" 87 bajillion times on a blackboard...that should get you off the list!

(((hugs))) your friends
Oskar & Schatzi

ShellePenn said...

I bet if you gave Sarge an increase in funding to the Police Department he wouldn't be in your face all the time, which is making you mad. I'm pretty sure that some extra chews and raw hide might just make him wanna go get some of those delinquent squirrels off the street... and a new breathalyzer test for Puddles. :D

Feels better, Frankie's Mom... And we will tell Santa Paws to send your stuff to Ernie... so maybe he can share with you!!

Milo, Dixie and Shelle

GOOSE said...

Wow what did Sarge do to make you mad? Holy cats and dogs I am going to stay on your good side. Hope your mom is all healed up. I don't thing Santa Paws starts making his list until May 1st. I'm pretty sure about that. So ya have a couple of days to get the bad out of ya.

Sagira said...

Oh goodness. Sure hope your mom's arm feels better soon and doesn't get infected or anything like that. Ouchies.

Finn said...

Oh no! What did Sarge do to make you so mad? Hope your Momma is feeling better!

The Army of Four said...

Yeowzers, Frankie! I sure hope your mom is OK! Based on my experiences, I'd have to say that Santa is one mighty forgiving dude, so I'll bet if you're REALLY good between now and Christmas and if you tell your mom you're sorry .... you'll be fine.
Play bows,

The Websters said...

OH MY! You must have felt so bad for biting her. Is she doing ok?

I think you'll be forgiven by Santa Paws. He understands that accidents happen.


Millie and Walter said...

Oh no Frankie! You need to be more careful. A dog of your stature (as mayor) should be better able to control his emotions, but I bet Sarge deserved it ;-)


Murphy said...

Ouch! I am sure you feel bad about hurting your mom. It's easy enough to do. My brother Stanley does it all the time and I accidentally did it yesterday. Is Sarge gonna arrest you for assault on your mom? If you get arrested we will hold a fund raiser to raise your bail. Don't worry, it will all be okay.

WFT Nobby said...

Hey Frankie,
Thanks for making the rest of us look good!
Toodle pip!

Random Felines said...

ouch - we see some serious sucking up in your future.... and we hope your mom is OK.

Molly the Airedale said...

I hope your mom's arm heals quickly! oops!
I betcha that Santa doesn't start his goodboy/goodgirl list till July. Isn't that why they call it Christmas in July, Frankie?

Love ya lots,

Backcountry Brodie said...

Whoa, Frankie, I did not know you had such big teefs! (Or duss your mom has a little arm?) That Sarge should be shakin' in his furs now seeing wot your teefs can do. Watch out Sarge! And I is sure Santa Paws will unnerstand there be eggstenuating circus-stances wot caused this, errrr, little misunnerstanding axident.

rottrover said...

Frankie, what the squirrel was Sarge doin' trying to get near YOUR mom when you were on her lap owning -- we mean guarding her?? It was all Sarge's fault, and Santa should bring you extra stuffs for bein' such a good and protective boy!! Just sayin'...

-Bart and Ruby

Bassetmomma said...

Oh dear Frankie, you'd better harness that anger! LOL! I'm sure your Momma and Santa know it was an accident. Those things can sometimes happen.:-)

Remington said...

Don't worry buddy, I got right on this....I made a personal call to Santa and explained EVERYTHING! I told him I would send an email too so he doesn't forget....he said he understands and will cross it off the bad list (yes, it was already on there....can you believe how on top of things this guy is?). So all is good, my friend! I hope your mommy is okay -- if she needs medical attention, don't forget, I make house calls....take care!

Bella Roxy & Macdui said...

Don't bite the computer if you are on your mum's lap either!!!

Poor mum, but it was an accident....we know how that happens. Sarge should have been nicer to his GUEST!

XXXOOO Daisy, Bella &Roxy

♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

Oh dear, poor Mom! But you are such a good guy, Frankie, we know Mom has already forgiven you and Santa always allows a couple of mistakes. Now we aren't so sure about Sarge, - didn't he throw you in the slammer?

So good to see the post worked right.

Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Jo's World said...

Hey Frankie:

As a Mom, I know we are most forgiving to our pups, so I am sure your Mom will be over it soon.

I don't know about Santa Claus.

Count to 187 next time you get upset and no more biting.

Jo, Stella, Zkhat and Ron

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Howdy Mr Frankie. Don't you worry about a thing. Our mum says Father Christmas looks inside us (eeewwww) to see who is good and who is bad. There is no way in the whole wide world that you would bite your mum unless it was an accident. Everybuddy knows that.

And what the heck was Sarge sitting on your mum's lap for anyway. You'd think being the Sarge, he would know all the rules.

Rule 87 in the Blogville Police Manual says, "No sitting on the lap of any Mum/Dad (apart from your own) in another dog's residence. He better brush up on his learning stuffs.

Anyhoo, we hope you are all settled again. At least Sarge will watch out next time he visits hehe. Hope you mum's arm heals up quick. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory
P.S. Did you mum taste like chicken?? Just askin.

Two French Bulldogs said...

Look at it this way Frankie, you didn't bite her 87 times, just once...drama queens
Benny & Lily

Sweet William The Scot said...

Mayor Frankie ~ You punctured you mom. Around here if I did that well it would be jail time and dry kibbles and water for me. Oh Man I think Santa Paws is going to put poop in you sock for sure, you bit the arm that feeds you.
Sweet William The Scot

Barb said...

Frankie, I am only a little puppy, but even I know never to bite the hand that feeds you LOL
but of course accidents do happen, my Mum Barb looks like she has had a fight with a rose bush and lost, I can not help it, if my tiny nails are ripping her skin, all I want to do is jump and play,
I know how much you love your Mum, because my Mum has lots and lots of photos of you, and you even sat in my mums lap when you were still afraid of Jennifer, so we know how sad and sorry you are, it is all that Big Sarge's fault, I'm on your side, Licks and wags Billy

Lorenza said...

I know it was not intended to your mom but...
Be patient...
I hope your Mom's ouchie heals pretty soon!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Dachshund Nola said...

Ruh oh! You best be extra good for the rest of the year!
Dachshund Nola

The Oceanside Animals said...

hello frankie its dennis the vizsla dog hay do not wurry santa duz not hold a grudj!!! oh wayt akchooally has held a grudj aginst me for several yeerz but that is just becuz of the time i invayded the north pole in a tank but ennyway yoo hav nuthing to wurry about!!! ok bye

Ziggy Stardust said...

Frankie, I am sorry that you bit your Mommy. I must say, however that is nothing, my Mommy has permanent scars on her hands and one time even on her neck. I am not proud of it, but in the moment I do lose my head. I used to worry but so far Santa still comes, so I wouldn't worry too much. I hope you and Sarge made up and that Mommy is not mad at you.

Loveys Sasha

Shane Kent Louis said...

Oh Frankie, that is a big bite! The good thing is that your human Mom is not mad at you.

Dog Fence

Anonymous said...

Oooo Frankie, you be in the dog house fur sure! :O Your Mom will probably furgive you in a few days butt Santa Paws? :O Paws crossed everything will be okay :)

Waggin at ya,

♥Mona + Prissy + Angel Weenie♥ said...


Bunk said...


This happened to me yesterday. I was sitting beside my human and trying to beat up my stuffed turtle and instead somehow I ended up biting my human's tummy. YEPPPPP. She was angry for about 5 minutes for letting HERSELF let me bite her. Can you believe her?

Jans Funny Farm said...

Un, Frankie, you bit your mom but you think Jan should be fired for exploding the car?

We hope your Mom is okay but that sure does look painful.

Lovable Lily said...

Lions & Tigers & Frankie ~ Oh My!

You sure gots a lot of sucking up to be doing over there.

We hope Mommy is feeling better real soon. Better give hers lot's of extra kisses.

Lily Belle