Monday, February 13, 2012

Blogville's PAWples Court.. Now in Session

All RISE.... Mayor Frankie Furter is takin the Bench...

FF... Chief ... are you Ready?
S.. Yes Frankie... UMMMM I mean MAYOR
C.F. Yes Frankie
FF.. Miss Furter.. You are to address me as MAYOR.. when I am wearin my Judgie Wig... AND what is that PUP doing in Chambers? OFFICER of the Court.. Please escourt this little girrrrl out of her..
CF.. BUTT FRANKIE... my Little Ernestine is MY WITNESS...
FF.. I SAID... call me MAYOR
CF... Ok CUSSIN MAAAAAAAAArrrrrr... butt Ernestine is still my witness and I demand she stay with ME..
FF... Take the little one to the Hall and I will CALL he when we need her..
FF.. Now Chief... what is the nature of this ticket?
S. Mayor, I was on Snack Street and I saw... your Cussin FRANCINE driving all wrong..
CF... I was NOT... the center line is just TOOOOOOO skinny.. It isn't even as wide as a squirrel tail...
FF...... WAIT your TURN Cussin Francine.
FF Continue please Officer..
S... Well, I pulled her over and gave her a ticket and told her she was gonna have to do community service and..
CF.. Aiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee.... Frankie.. he wants me to pick up POOPS
FF... ENOUGH.... YOU WILL address me as MAYOR... or it is gonna be WORSE.
S.. well she got her tail all in a twitch and started screamin and stuff..
CF... I did NOT scream... a LADY does NOT scream, isn't that right Fran..ummmm Mayor?
FF. WELL, Francine... I can tell RIGHT NOW that you are guilty as a squirrel with stuffie guts hanging outta his mouth... butt..
I'll be willing to listen to you fur about 87 seconds.
F... I want my little Ernestine with me... PLEASE..
FF.. OK... butt havin her bat her eyes at me... is NOT gonna help your case any. I'm just sayin.
Enter Ernestine...
HIIIIIIIIIIIII Cussin FRANKIE... Can I pull your Wig??? Can I sit in your chair ? Can I play with your hammer thingy? Can I make zoomies in this big room? Can I
FF... ERNESTINE.... QUIET.. You have to call me MAYOR
ef Why? Why do I have to? Why are you wearing that Wig Cussin Frankie? Is this your other house?
ef.. Ok Cussin Frankie butt WHY? Why do I have to sit and why do I...
FF... SARGE... do you have that MUZZLE???

FF... OK... now Ernestine..... YOU are NOT allowed to ask ANY questions in this Room... NONE. OK...???
ef... yes Mayor. {{{whine}}}
CF.... NOW do you see what you have done Frankie... You big Bully.. You have caused my little tiny puppy to WHINE... I hope you are satisfied. AND just what am I supposed to do with this innocent little pup while I am Pickin up Strange POOPS?? Here sweetie you come over here and cuddle with me.. Francine will make it all better..
FF... OK... here is what is gonna happen... IF.. you promise NOT to drive us crazy.. HERE or on the streets of Blogville.. I
Will suspend your Fine and Community Service. OK.

CF... OH Yes Cussin Fraaaaan... oops.. Mayor.. I'll be sure not to be checkin my furs in the rear end mirror... while on Snack Street.
FF... OK.... Case Dismissed.

CF.... Hey cussin Sarge... Neener Neener Neener
Note to self: COUNT DAYS UNTIL SOMEBUDDY ELSE GETS ELECTED MAYOR!! I've been mayor fur like 87 weeks and THIS is the furst time I have had to hold court..and it WOULD have to be with Cussin SARGE and Cussin Francine... SHEESH


Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, I'm not the happiest COP ever with this ruling, but I totally respect your office. Sometimes it's just worth it to get someone outa the system. BOL. I think there will be more tix on the way!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Lovable Lily said...

Phew... Good thing they didnt throw your hiney's in the clinker. Wouldn't want you to miss the big dance tomorrow.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Lily Belle

RumpyDog! said...

Oh dog! You sure look smashing in that outfit! So what is this pawty you're talking about?

Finn said...

You have a tough job Mr Mayor!

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Frank
Glad you dismissed Francine's charges. Who knows whos fan that poop could have hit if she had to pick up pooppies.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny

GOOSE said...

I sure would not want your job. But I am just wondering, who's goin' pick up to poop?

Mr. Pip said...

She was mighty lucky you were the judge or she might have ended up in doggie jail - and I don't think they let you bring dresses to jail. At least, I don't remember anyone wearing a dress in jail, do you?

Your pal, Pip

Jess and Glacier said...

Very good job, Mayor Frankie. It's not an easy job. At least she'll be able to enjoy the PAWTY tomorrow. :)

Beans4Biscuits said...

Wow Mayor, all that sass from yer cussin....

I woulda let her go too. No lady should hafta be pickin up the poops!

Sugar the Who

3 doxies said...

I thinks I is gonna has to back Francine up on dis one...them yellow lines do be a tad too small on Snack St. remembers any dresses in da jail? I hads to laugh at Pip's comment.


Remington said...

You certainly have a tough job, my friend!

Amber DaWeenie said...

Dat was so nice of you to let her off like dat. Besides..can you imagine where her would put da poops if her had to pick dem up??? Don't wants to tink bout dat one!

SASS....Sammy Andy Shelly Sierra said...


The Websters said...

You are a fair man Mayor Frankie. Very fair and just. Good work.



Stewey said...

What a tough job you have!

Anonymous said...

Whew! That was some kinda ker-azy court hearing, Frankie! But I think you did the right thing. I just gotta make a mental note to stay off the sidewalks when I see Francine out for a drive.

Wiggles & Wags,

Berts Blog said...

Mayer I love seeing you in your robes...and wig.....

And it sounds like Sarge is gonna need me to hurry back and help with all the tickets and stuff.

I am so missing being with the team.


Two French Bulldogs said...

we will bring you bread and water Francine....
Benny & Lily

Bassetmomma said...

Thank goodness you got off on that one! Whew!

Max the Quilt Cat said...

Mr. Mayor... How do you keep it all straight? Big job!

pawhugs, max

chicamom85 said...

I think you did well under the circumstances. It is a tough job, but somedog has to do it. Get some rest now Frankie so that you are ready for the big day tomorrow.

licks and sniffs Sasha

p.s. I decided I am not going to turn my self in for harmlessly nipping at my Mommy while she was combing me. I do not want to attend your court.

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Oh Mr Frankie er Mr Mayor, you sure have a tough job to do. Thank goodness you have the Sarge to help out but it sounds like he was not too happy with your decision but he knows you have final say. Work gets in the way of fun sometimes doesn't it? No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

sprinkles said...

Wow, Mayor Frankie. I thought you were all tough and stuff in the beginning but you were so nice in the end. It's a tough job but somebody's gotta do it and you did great!

Happy Valentine's Day, Frankie and Ernie!!!

Ronnii, Uji & Izzy ( & Momma Tea ) said...

WOWSERS is all wee is sayin .................... glads wee travels bi tardis
Uji, Izzy n Ronnii
xxx xxx xxx

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Hey Frankie, errr, I mean Mister Mayor Judge, if'n you need anybuddy to pick up the kitteh poops, LET ME, oh puhleeeze, LET ME DO IT!

houndstooth said...

Hee hee hee! And I thought being Mayor was just eating bonbons all day and lounging about. I had no idea actual work was involved!