Friday, January 6, 2012

DEAREST SWEET FUREND....

Dear DARLING Sweet Natured BEAUTIFUL FUREND.... FIONA,
I (Frankie Furter).. want to CONGRATULATE you on being chosen as the JUDGE fur Mango Minster 2012 Category... TOO DARN CUTE!!! I (your bestest furend in the world) Frankie Furter Know that you will be TOTALLY FAIR and imPAWtial when you do your Chewsing. I know that you would NEVER EVER take my offer to send you some of my Mom's Delicious HOME MADE Milkbone Snacks, or a Fresh Deer Antler to be anythingy OTHER than my way of saying Congratulations on being Chosen to Judge the VERY Category that I just Happen to be ENTERING.


I thought LONG and hard and came up with a SHORT list of pawsible categories to enter. (I made a Frankie Funny fur FYiOOUNA. Get it?? LONG and SHORT... Now what in the world could be more CUTE than a LONG dawg that is also SHORT???
So Here is a pic of me being my CUTE Self.. while dining on a delicious Cob of Corn.

Everybuddy thought I was CUTE Riding my Surfing Board and sportin my special Swim Wear.
You must agree that I was the CUTEST Dawg on the Judgemental Bench during MM 2011 !
AND my SUPER HERO SELF is a CUTE as a speckled pup.
OOOOOPS SORRY.. I do NOT know how a Picture of my Cussins Ernestine and Francine EVER managed to get on here.
Well, I believe that I have a Good Chance of takin the TOO DARN CUTE thingy don't you?

PeeS... Fabulous FIONA... your "BIG BOX of GOODIES" will be in the mail.. SOON.

34 comments:

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Oooh. You cuties are going to be the death of me! Every picture is a squee moment! However, I must humbly reject your kind offer of home-made cookies, and wigs, and whatnot. However, Abby has no judging bias, and gets to the mailbox before me, so if something DOES come my way, it won't go to waste! ;-D Heehee. And there is no denying your cuteness, my cute little friend!

*kissey face*
-Fiona (and Abby the Hippobottomus)

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

A snow maker, huh? Hmmm... Everyone DOES have their price, ya know... I'll have to think about it and get back to you - weighing the sanctity of the office of Judge of Mango Minster vs. my desire for snow could take some time... ;-D

*kissey face*
-Fiona

Mr. Pip said...

Oh geez, I was thinking of entering this category, but I am thinking I should forget about it now. How could I ever compete against Captn Underpants!

Your pal, Pip

P.S.: My flaky peeps post is up!

3 doxies said...

Hmmmmmm...dis sure looks likes a bribe to me.
I'm out now as well!
And I even had da PERFECT foto of me...you knows da one...hehehehe!

Puddles

Amber DaWeenie said...

Short...Long...I get it....Oh, and you think like a true poli-ticks person too! (Not in a good way.....BOL BOL BOL)

Have a nice weekend!

:o)

Minna Krebs said...

I sniff a bribery............

Butt, if it works, I better get to work on MY judges' package. Heeeheee

rottrover said...

Oh DAWG!!! I'm gonna have some stiff competition!!

-Ruby

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
Wow, you've found your perfect category! No doubt you are eaten up with cuteness and I think you're bound for greatness this year. Love your pix, especially your surfing self hanging twenty. Good luck in MM!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Mango said...

Leave it to you to think that posing with a chewed over ear of corn has SQUEE value. Well, maybe your cuteness is more apparent when one is munching on home made biscuits.

Slobbers,
Mango

Piappies World said...

You sure got the Squee factor, Frankie! We are excited to join this year's Mango Minster, too. It'll be definitely be fun!

Love,
Piappies Fudgie, Princess, Frappie, Mocha, Sugar, Wai-Max, Wai-Pai & Forgie

The Army of Four said...

There's a whole lot of SQUEEing going on around here.
Hmm... mail coming our way, eh? And you'd be happy to take care of it for us? Well, aren't YOU just too kind! I think we'll be able to handle it. Really.
Play bows,
Zim

Kippy Marrie said...

Olá amiguinhos...
Lindos voces. Amei voces e o blog, estou seguindo.
Espero que gostem de mim e venham me conhecer. Se gostar, por favor, segue também meu blog.
Sou do Brasil, uma York e meu nome é Kippy.
Amo fazer amigos em todo o mundo e falar com eles sempre em recadinhos (usando a tradução do google, quando funciona...rsrsrs)
Espero voces com muita alegria.
Aus aus da amiga Brasileira...

KIPPY

FELIZ ANO NOVO!! Viva 2012... PAZ e AMOR...

Bouncing Bertie said...

We that's the TOO DARN CUTE category struck off my list!
Toodle pip!
Bertie (still contemplating cracker dog, bad sport and adventure dog)

road-dog-tales said...

WOW! Is it time for MangoMister already??? This will definitely be something to kick us out of the winter, post-holiday doldrums! And, well, of COURSE, you are TOO DARNED CUTE, Frankie. Although we have to say, especially after you posted Puppy Ernie pics, that he might be giving you a run for your Milkbones soon! hehe

The Road Dogs

Two French Bulldogs said...

Hello ! We don't want stiff competition Frankie! Wonder if our bribes are better
Benny & Lily

3 doxies said...

Hmmmmm, I hears you is havin' snow shipped to Fiona. Haves you no mercy hairy boy? Where is da ethics committee?

Puddles

Maggie and Mitch said...

You're not by any chance trying to sway the judges vote, Frankie! Naaaaaaa, we didn't think so!
We burst out laughing when we saw you on your surfboard!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Sagira said...

How could Fiona not choose you? You are so darn cute. :)

Pibble said...

My stars, Frankie, this just drips with sugar and honey. If I could climb through the computer and shower you with kisses, I would!

Maggie Mae said...

Frankie,

We all know dat our Blogville Mayor would NEVER try and bribe a judge....right? ;)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

Dog Foster Mom said...

Haha , Frankie I think you are perfect for this category, even without having to bribe the judge! But bribery - I mean - recognition of their appointment - never hurts. :-)

Lorenza said...

Frankie!
I can see your brib... errr.... presents for Fiona are getting more and more interesting!
Good luck!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Berts Blog said...

Yep, I am taking notes for sure.....

Tessa the Maltese said...

Oh heck Frankie, I don't think you need to bribe anypup.

Sheesh, you look so darn SQUEEEE cute that NONE of us have a chance!

woos, Tessa

Ronnii, Uji & Izzy ( & Momma Tea ) said...

Wee has not idea which category to enters now, wee will stands no chance against yor Mayoral Cuteness !

Lov
Izzy, Uji & Ronnii
xxx xxx xxx

ArtemisiaFSS said...

Who knew I would be in competition with the cutest mayor in Blogville. ~Fenris

milkathedane said...

Ok. I guess for this to be fair now, I must send Miss Fiona all my toys, even the not stuffed any longer stuffies!

And my goggles... And my pink hat... Hmm... And my nail polish!

And probably my raw bone!

Yes... I think it would be fair then.

BOL

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Mr. Frankie Furter, Abby has always had the deepest respect for you and the hard work you do for Blogville, both as Mayor and as the Chief Judge during last year's Mango Minster competition. Your thoughtfulness in giving the well-deserved Key to Blogville to Miss Ann of Zoolatry speaks volumes about your thoughtfulness and good character.

It is therefore with disbelief and deep disappointment that Abby has become aware of strong, not to say flagrant, indications that you have attempted to BRIBE a judge in this year's MM contest. Say it ain't so! Abby is compelled to remind you of the high standards expected of our current Mayor and former Chief Judge and to beg that you guide your conduct accordingly. Gifts to a judge or to any member of a judge's family for the duration of Mango Minster are strictly forbidden.

Besides, it is unsportsmanlike and ungentlemanly to tempt a lady to dishonor herself, and Abby is sure you would not want that on your conscience.

Abby trusts that it will not be necessary to address this issue again.

Oh - Abby believes that in soccer parlance, this would be considered your Yellow Card.

Abby, Legal Beagle[mix] Extraordinaire and Official Guardian of Ethics for Mango Minster 2012

Wild Dingo said...

Doooddde, what are you doin' bribin'?? You don't need it! If you ain't too darn cute, I don't know what is!

ocmist said...

OH MY GOODNESS! WE thought that our Mama Dott had this category wrapped up, but as we've checked out everyone's blogs, we have found out that she is going to have some MAJORLY stiff competition!!! AND we were under the impression that bribery wasn't allowed! Mama Dott told us that, specifically, when we asked her about that, so we think you must be just congratulating the Judge. The Country Corgi Youngsters

Tucker, Daisy and Leo said...

Hi Frankie

We are visiting all Daisy's competitors in the Too Darn Cute category. Looks like we might need to fight dirty to beat you. Never underestimate a cute Golden, they have devious minds.

Tucker and Daisy

SissySees said...

You are very cute... and tough competition! Good luck!

Bicontinental Dachshund said...

Frankly speaking...I love your swim wear :)

Moose Dog said...

Captain underpants!??? You re totally cute Frankie! I love your long snooter, plus you talk cute!