Would you just LOOK at the wonderful MARVELOUS stuffs that my beautiful wives sent to me and Ernie and to my mom and dad... Furst... look at the CARD .. right here beside OUR Anniversary CLOCK.. SEE??? it has a DACHSHUND on it... and it was signed and stuffs... by my WIVES... butt that is toooooo very much special and PAWsonal fur me to let you read.
OKAY... I can tell you that they sent me TWO HOOGE bags of their Grrrreat home cookered ... just fur ME.. Duck Jerky... Drooooool and a bag of Sweet Potato snacks with Duck Jerky Garnishes.. Drip drop DRIBBLE DROOL.. I don't think these thingy are good fur Ernie's delicate stomach and his Baby Teefs.. So I think I'll just be FORCED to eat them ALL... MYSELF.
AND they sent BOTH of us... SNOWMAN Squeaky Toys... Ernie Ripped the nose off of his in like 87 seconds... beclaws he is a Chipper off the Ol' Doxie. Oh.. and there were Chocolate KISSES from my Girrrrls .. fur my Dad and Mom... I was pretty Green with Jellyness over THAT..
AND there were TAGS that I got to READ... and they sent me THEIR SCENT.. on this COOL COOL DEER.
Here I am playin with it... and sniffin up the Grrrreat Scents that they left fur me... Oh and that is Ernie over there with his NOSELESS snowman.. NOW LET ME TELL YOU about this toy.. Mom thought I "Fixed" it right away beclaws.. she couldn't HEAR it Squeakin.. BUTT guess what? It has the mostest Special Sound .. Only WE Dawgs can hear it.. and let me tell you it sounds WONDERFUL. OH Girrrrrls THANK YOU So VERY MUCH. I love EVERYTHINGY.. and Ernie Loves his Snifferless Snowman.. and mom and dad said their kisses were SWEEEEEEEET.
I did let Ernie play with my DEER.. fur about 87 seconds while I played with MY Snowman..
Butt I was afraid he might STEAL some Ruby and Penny Fragrance... so I took it BACK..
Well after all that excitement.. I wanted to take you to see MY WIVES... here they are... Right on the BED... Aren't they BEAUTIFUL... Miss Agnes made the quilt... AND my sister LORI commissioned WHN to make the "Placemats" so she could give them to my mom fur CHRISTMAS.. She LOVED them SOOOOO much that mom then sewed Three of them together so that I can be on the Bed with My WIVES... See Me up there on the Pillows???
Now Ruby and Penny also sent something ELSE fur Mom and dad... In a box that Really said FRagile on it... so my dad opened it... super careful.. and guess what was in there fur mom and dad...
MINI ME.. and Eeensey Ernie... and they have our Names and they are just CUTE as ... well cute as... a Dachshund!!
This REALLY does look like Ernie....esp. his NOSE pawt... heehehe My mom was all SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE over it.
And when she looked at Mini ME... she peed on herself.. butt I didn't say anythingy beclaws .. it IS Christmas and all. Isn't it CUTE ... DAD wants to put them on the dining room table.. butt MOM is going... NO.. they might get broken.. They were snarling at each other over that stuffs... so Ernie and I just want back to OUR Christmas Pressies... and let them.. fight it out.
Thank you Ruby and Penny and Mom J.....EVERYBUDDY just LOVED the pressies you sent fur US. AND...we LOVE ... YOU TOO!!!
Butt I Do have to tell you somethingy FUNNY... Like I said the box said FRagile in one place.. and...
AGILE on the FRONT... I just about Laffed my TAIL off about THAT... beclaws I (Frankie Furter) really AM AGILE. and we certainly REMEMBER when Ernie was TRYIN to be AGILE and ended up havin to jump that TURDle. hehehehe
I would like to THANK Amber DaWeenie fur comin up with the wonderful name... THE FEARLESS FIVE ... it Soooooo describes the Entire Pittie Pack, Amber!!!
If you would like to help them spread the word about what Really happened THAT NIGHT...(SEE Post from YESTERDAY) PLEASE... Feel free to Copy and Paste and POST their Story. I know Fearless Five would want you to. It might help your followers to understand how thingys came to be.
I hope you are writing your Peeps are Flakes stories... Don't furget there WILL be PRIZES!!! REAL SPECIAL Prizes!!!
PeeS..... bet you are GLAD that the Snowmen are GONE... You are sooooooo lucky... beclaws you didn't even see 1/3 of them!!! LUCKY YOU...