Monday, December 5, 2011

Ernie is 4 months old today.....

Before I start... we are in a Big Rain event again... and that means that I may or May Not have innernut service. It depends on how THICK the clouds are and stuffs. So IF I am not around.. that will be Why. We may even get some of Khyra's favorite stuffs * * * * * * * * on Wednesday.. BRRRRRRRRRRR

Today Ernie is FOUR months old. He has been MY PUPPY fur 7 WEEKS. I thought I would tell you a little STORY about him... Better go Pee before you go any farther though... It is VERY MUCH Exciting and pretty darned FUNNY too. I'm just sayin.

We have this RED Laser Pointer thingy fur Ernie... so he can have some Zoomies and stuffs... when I am bizzy doing my work. Mom sorta has Ernie Thinkin that if HE touches the thingy with his nose... HE can make it come in.. hehehe That is pretty funny to watch. Mom turns is off and Ernie Races over and bumps the thingy and SHE turns it On Again.. Butt Ernie THINKS he is the one that is doin it. PUPPIES are Easy to TRICK you know.... BaaaaaaWaaaah. My sister Lori was here when mom did this.. and she has told Sarge all about it.

Do you remember when I took my mom and my two legged sister LORI to see Sagira do HER Agility TRIALS?? I'm thinkin that Ernie must have been payin WAY more attention than we THOUGHT.
BECLAWS.... the other night I was Bizzy and I told my mom... Ernie needs to go OUT to Pee and then he needs some LIGHT Zoomies... So she took him out, and he Peed and then he came in and was doing REALLY FAST Zoomies all around the TV room... and especially around his tan Nappin bed... and he was goin soooooo fast and was sooooo intent on his Zoomies that.....


SUDDENLY POOP CAME Shootin RIGHT OUT...
Now Ernie was going So Fast that he was half way around the tan bed... before IT hit the floor!!
He was goin SOOOOOO fast that he was BACK AROUND the BED... before he could SLOW DOWN and GUESS WHAT HE DID....

ERNIE.... JUMPED that TURDle !!!!!
YES he really DID... he totally Cleared it!!!
Ernie can fur real jump TURDles.
MY Ernie can do AGILITY... TURDles!!!!

My mom was laffin soooooo hard about this UNEXPECED Poop that I thought she would FAINT. She scooped Ernie up and rushed him to the door and he ran out and FINISHED his job... mom gave him his Cheese fur Pees treat.. and then came in and PICKED UP the TURDle and got Rid of it.
I wanted to SAVE it and have it BRONZED... butt my FLAKY old mom took it outside and put it in OUR poop sculpture pile. Pfffffffffffft.
NO SCOLDING of course... mom says when youngun's get to playin she totally understands that..... Sometimes.... POOP Happins. Whew.

I am soooooo proud of my boy... he JUMPED a TURDle. I have some VIDEO fur you.
videoI furget what the furst video is about. I guess it will be a Surprise to ME too. hehehe This next one... IF it shows up is of Ernie doing his Lazer Zoomies... BUTT of course there won't be any TURDle jumping... I don't suppose THAT will EVER happen again... and NEVER when the flashy beast was rollin. THIS Video thingy looks REALLY FUNKY to me... as I'm settin it up here. I really HOPE it shows up.
video

37 comments:

Luna said...

BOL!!! My daddies and I laughed so much at your story!

Ernie is so cute chasing that little flashy light thingie! :D

I sometimes have peed on my daddy because I've been too busy focussing on something else.. bol!

xo
Luna

Sarge said...

Hey Frankie!
WOW, that's the funniest story ever! You know what they say...Poop Happens. And sometimes it happens unexpectedly! BOL You videos are great. You two are doing supreme digging and bitey face. Ernie and his laser are too cute!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Max the Quilt Cat said...

You're cracking me up here..... Jumping the Turdle should be an olympic sport for sure.

pawhugs, Max

♥Mona + Weenie + Mommy, too♥ said...

Hee hee....you got us cracking up over here with that poopy story. I have to admit I've had some poop explosions but noting thst impressive. Ernie is growing up soooo fast and Mommym says getting cuter by the minute. The videos were great. Looks like you flipped Ernie right on iver and he came back for more.

Mona said her turkey sandwich toy is name Sammt now. She still won't let me play with him, dang it.

Siff ya latrt.......Weenie

ArtemisiaFSS said...

BOL, that was funny. Tell Ernie happy 4 month birthday for us.

The server for our ISP went down and we thought we weren't going to have Internets but Eldest boy showed Mommy how to use the Google Server. So we can visit everybody. @ least until Cableone screws something else up.

Do you know we has some of those snowpeople @ our house, unbelievable specially since we has the hots again. Hope they don't melt and flood the house. ~Fenris & his cats

Ruby and Penny said...

Happy 4 month Birthday Ernie.
Love Ruby & Penny

Rubie said...

Hi Frankie - I remember when I was a little un' a lot of excitement and runnin' about and stuffs could bring on a poop incident, but mum think I only pooped inside once ...... make that twice..... I got trapped in the black bathroom once when my peeps went out...somehow I managed to get in and then shut the door behind me - so I pooped and pee'd because I thought the peeps would be 87 days before they came and found me. When they came home the laffed at me...yea laffed!! The cheek.

Tail Wuggles, Rubie

Douglas said...

Jumping TURDles! BOL! Mommy is laughing so hard right now!

Rooooo!
Douglas

Three Dogs Long said...

BOL!! Turdles?? That is hysterical!

Happy 4 month Ernie!

(((Hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

HoundDogMom said...

Oh, Frankie you were so right. This was very much the funniest story I have heard. We are still ROFL and BOL. Sniffs, The HoundDogs

Amber DaWeenie said...

Well, furst of all...Hap-Pee 4 Month birfday, Ernie! Second...maybe you could put down anudder turdle for more practice...or ask Frankie to put down a higher one for you since you're already an expert on da small ones...ya tink?

Hap-Pee Week!

NORWOOD UNLEASHED said...

Holy crap that's a fast zoomie that he's shooting turds and hopping them. He might be the fasted turd this side of the Mississippi.
norwood.
happy 4 months dude

Sweet William The Scot said...

Oh Frankie, it was a good thing you were not doing zoomies with Ernie ~ you could have had poop on your face.
Sweet William The Scot

Two French Bulldogs said...

Oh Franky you make us laugh. Mom use to pick Lily up mid-poop or pee and run outside. Oh the things they do.
Happy day Ernie
Benny & Lily

Sugar the Golden Retriever said...

Woof! Woof! happy Monday Indeed!!! happy 4th to Ernie. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Norwood is silly -

EvFURRYone knows it is holy KHRAP!

Just Sayin' -

Happy FoUR Months Ernie!!!!

Hugz&Khysses,
Your Snow Princess Khyra

Nola said...

BOL so cute! Love you two
Kisses and Tail Wags,
Dachshund Nola

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Oh Frankie!! That is just too funny about Earnie!! Love those play videos too!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Finn said...

You know, I got a great idea from the beginning of this post - get a laser for Finn to chase around! Funny story there too. Hope he is having a great fourmonthday!

Shawnee the Shepherd said...

Now Frankie, just be sure that none of Ernies turdles be eggscaping ofur here to Noo Joisey coz, pssssst, I has to whisper in your ear... Your mom's snowman has been eggscaping and I catched one here in Noo Joisey today and he sayed he commed from Frankie Furter and Ernie's house. I know it be a lot of werk keeping your eye on little Ernie and stuffs but your mom needs some watchin with those snowmans of hers. Just sayin.

Tessa the Maltese said...

Wooo Hoooo Ernie!

Happy 4 month Barkday!

OMD Frankie that was like the funniest story ever of Ernie jumpin the turdle! Mom was laughin so hard!

I thinks that Ernie sure is gettin big too. You both play very nicely, I just love playin bitie hand it must be fury fun to play bitie face!

woos, Tessa

scotsmad said...

Were you teaching Ernie to dig in the first video.....love your face. That Ernie is very fast doing those laser zoomies.....the poo story was very funny.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra, Bella & Roxy

sprinkles said...

Happy 4 month old birthday to Ernie!

That's pretty funny about hims jumpin' the turdles. Yep, poop happens! bol

Agnes B Bullock said...

Happy birthday to Ernie!

Maggie Mae said...

Frankie,

Happy 4 months Barkday to your puppy Ernie. Dat story sure wuz a funny one...poop happens! Luved da videos too. :)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Super duper post, Frankie! We LOVED the videos and want more please. So much fun to see you and Ernie playing together - loved that roll Ernie did. And we don't know who is having more fun with the laser light, your Mom or Ernie:) And your turd story really made Mom laugh, and that is a very good thing.

Thanks for the super nice Christmas card.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

Bocci said...

Trained in agility at only four months-we're impressed!

Too funny!

K9 Katastrophie said...

How funny!!!! What a talented Ernie! A Turdle! He looks so cute in the little shirt!

Licks,
Ruthie

houndstooth said...

Ha ha ha! These puppies sure keep us entertained, there's no doubt about that. Ernie is such a cutie, but how is it possible he's already four months old?

Bunny

Wyatt said...

That Ernie is one funny puppy! That should be a new agility event..'Turd Jumping'!

Wyatt

STELLA and RORY from Down Under said...

Oh Mr Frankie, that was so funny. Jumping turdles. Hahahahaha. We can't believe Little Ernie is already four months old. You have done a fab job with him.

We are very very glad Rory hasn't done a turdle inside (phew) cause I don't think it would be as funny as Little Ernie somehow.

Thanks for sharing your videos. My human sissy wants to get a puppy and we all keep saying, get a Little Ernie, cause they are so cute but we don't know what she will choose.

No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

Keith Andrea said...

Hi Frankie.,what a funny story.,lol

Happy 4 months olds..


Dog Fence
It's all about Bichon Frise

Bouncing Bertie said...

Gail is telling me that is is very childish to be laughing over a story about a wee pup jumping over poop. Which doesn't explain her fit of hysterical giggles.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.

Mango said...

Golly, Franikie, that Ernie is kind of a spaz. Look at him all rolling down the hill and making stuffie sounds.

Slobbers,
Mango

road-dog-tales said...

That's so funny - we almost had an accident ourselves! OMD! Puppies are better entertainment than the picture box that talks! Too bad the flashy beast didn't catch that action, but those videos are adorable!

The Road Dogs

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

That is a HOOT! Too bad your mom didn't have the video camera running at the time. You could have gone on that America's Funniest TV show and won 87 million green papers.

We knew cat would chase those red dot things, but we didn't know puppies would. Mama needs some exercise badly; wonder if we could train her to chase one.

Jed & Abby

Momma Tea (also Ronnii, Uji and Izzy whose open ids wont work) said...

I have to say this after all the email talks your Mom and I had when Ernie first came to be your puppy that video of you playing just made my eye go all leaky Frankie. It was so wonderful to see and it made my heart lift so much.
As for the turdle well what a shame that was not caught on video, you must so proud of Ernie what a little star he is.
Love
Aunty Tea
xxx xxx