FURST the SCARY PAWT.... Let's get it overwith and HOPEFULLY furgotten.
OMD..... I am QUAKIN in my FURS... I got an EMAIL from...... CUSSIN FRANCINE yesterday. I know that Most of you REMEMBER CUSSIN FRANCINE... butt fur those of you who are New... Well, My cussin is a REAL TRIP... Actually She Kinda SCARES me .
These are pics of Cussin Francine taken last year in January when I was Sea Quest Herded beclaws I was the Da Judge in Mango Minster that had to make the Final Decision.. and Well, Francine... who has NO sense of Direction.. Tried to FIND me... And ended up in New York CITY and just went on a SHOPPING Spree instead... Most Everybuddy says that CUSSIN Francine and I are the spittin Image of each other. SHE says SHE is Beautiful and that I am Not .. Butt she does admit that we KINDA resemble each other... from the ... back. SEE I told you she kinda Scares me. Well she said in the EMAIL that SHE has a SURPRISE fur me.... SCARY... AND that she is gonna TRY to COME and VISIT fur ThanksDeerMas... beclaws she is thinkin that she might want to try her Paw at..... DEER HUNTIN... DOUBLE SCARY... 
Well, enough about Cussin FRANCine... Let us get on to some SUPER DUPER STUFFS.. My little ERNIE got ANOTHER Welcome to BLOGVILLE Pressie BOX Yesterday...One of the GRRRRREAT thingys inside was this BIRD... I hope Ernie uses it fur Sarge's Give Us the BIRD thingy that is comin up... Perfect fur that , don't you think..
So after he got the box open we had to have some pix with all of his LOOT!!! And Boy HOWDY did he EVER get some grrrreat Loot... I was wonderin if he will let me play with ANY of HIS stuffs...
The pressie was from my DEAR SWEET furends the SLIMMER PUGGUMS. and LOOK... they addressed it to ERNIN... butt said it was IN CARE OF ME...%Frankie Furter... Well let me tell you ... I helped him with the box... and took CARE to show him how to DO the OPENING thingy...
I had to READ the Letter that the Puggums sent fur him... beclaws Ernie is just little and can't read and stuffs yet... BUTT he did have me SAVE it and put it on the WALL of the TOY ROOM ... RIGHT beside the one he got from Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie. 
I am tellin you... I had to take him out to Pee 3 times... during the whole opening and gettin stuffs out pawcess... he was just THAT excited. Ernie kept acting like the just could NOT believe that all of this grrrrreat stuffs was FUR HIM. My Boy was totally THRILLED with EVERYTHINGY.
Now THIS is a pic of Me showing and teachin Ernie How to Open a Pressie Box... Look at him go to town on the TAPE... THAT's MY BOY!!! Of course he isn't strong enough YET to do the whole job all on his own so I sorta had to "HELP" him so he wouldn't get all furstrated and stuffs. 
OH MY... You SLIMMERS just SPOILED BY BOY ROTTEN... THANK YOU!! He was sooooo happy and excited and stuffs.. THANK YOU 5 times over. One fur EACH of you and then 87 times More just beclaws it was soooooo Fangtastic of you to do this fur Ernie.
I Wish that HE could say words... I guess you will just have to look at the pictures and SEE how much he ADORES EVERYTHING that was in the box.
He can make this one SQUEEEEEEEEAL like a Girl... let me tell you.
Look at him... He just couldn't WAIT to get in and See What was there... and then when he DID see... I though he was gonna PEE fur SURE...
It is a goood thingy that I was Fast on my Paws and got him out... OFTEN ...You know somethingy folks??? I am the mostest LUCKY guy in the world. And my furends are the bestest Pressies I could EVER hope fur.
THANK YOU... Gracie Toby George Mimi and Lily... You have the BIGGEST HEARTS in Blogville.
PeeS... If you happen to SEE my CUSSIN FRANCine along the way to... SOMEWHERE.. PLEASE don't even TRY to give her Directions to my Hill. OK... Even with DIRECTIONS.. she Missed My Wedding... beclaws she Turned to the Left Paw instead of the RIGHT one... and Another time she had me give her DIRECTIONS to the FURS SALON.. and she ended up in a TATOO PAWlor... I wish she would furget my blog addy and then... MOVE Back to her beloved No More Leans.. and take up dancin around the pole again. I'm tellin you.. SHE SCARES me... and is a MillStone round my neck.
Did you notice my fangtastic new Header??? Miss Judi made it fur me. I LOVE IT. THANKS soooooo much fur thinkin of Me and my Little Ernie.
28 comments:
Hey Frankie! You are right to be nervous about the arrival of Francine. I sent you a peemail you better open up.
Slobbers,
Mango
That Francine is scary! I'm thinkin though that if she does manage to go on a deer huntin trip, she won't get far without those stylish dresses bein ripped by the shrubs. So...she'll probably go home real quick ;)
OMD! I can't believe how Ernie made out! He looks soooo happy! :D Great job he did on the tape! Glad he held his PEE till you took him out ;)
Waggin at ya,
Roo
If Francine manages to find you and knock on the door, just be real quiet and pretend to not be there - it might work huh?
Great stuff in that box!!
Tail Wuggles, Rubie
Hi Frank
We love your new header & all Ernie's stuffs.
We are excited to see Francine. Do you have a cussine Ernestine?Love Ruby & Penny
Frannie's Got a Gun! Yikes! No wonder you're a bit skeered. Make sure you wear lots of ORANGE! Better yet, just lay low 'til she leaves :) That is a pawsome gift box Ernie got! Hope he shares with you.
The Road Dogs
Oh, yes, LOVE the new header! Adorable!
WOW oh WOW look at all that loot. I hope Ernie feels welcome and you are doing such a great job as big brother!!
That is some loot Ernie scored. And yes we love your new header. Sniffs, The HoundDogs
Well I don't think you have to worry to much about Francine arriving we thinks she would get lost on the way. But the ides of her out hunting wellllll...............that is very scary.
Looks like Ernie had a ball with his gifts.
In case we don't make it back by cause our human is kina busy Happy Thanksgiving.
Cousin Francine is on the loose again?! Oh no!
Bunny
Hey Frankie!
Wow, Ernie got some grrreat pressies! I do hope he will share with his pawesome big brother. About your cousin Francine, well, you can't help everyone can you? BOL!
My GrandPeeps actually live in Jenera, OH, which is close to Findlay. But Columbus is the closest airport to them. And I would love to meet you and Ernie in the fur! I have to go tell my Peeps right now to start planning a road trip...
Rooooo!
Douglas
You lucky lucky dogs you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LUCKY!
Zoie is fastly tearing every one of Bambi toys UP!!!!!!!!
xx, Zoie & Fern
Your little Ernie sure is cute Frankie, and it sounds like he keeps you busy which will keep you young!
Hey Frankie!
Wow, Francine again?!? I'm really worried for everyone 'cause the Thanksdeermas time is so special for all of us and boy could she cause some excitement of the not-necessarily-good kind! OMD OMD OMD. Poor Ernie's little puppy brain will be overloaded fur sure. Maybe she'll get lost again or tied up in an Occupy Wallstreet mob and miss it. :) Anyway, what pawesome pressies! Ernie's a chip off the old block for opening boxes. BOL Love that foot toy. Your hatted header is perfect! :)
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Dat a very nice header picy!
Dos Pugums sure are grrrrrreat for sendin' all dat stuffs to Ernie. Hope him shares wit you. Hide everyting if Francine shows up!
Hi Mayor Frankie and Ernie!!
Wesa so happy you like the toys we picked out for you both'ums. That's right...we wanted to welcome Ernie...but figured you might have to teach him how to play with a few of 'dems so we hope that you will feel welcome to play with the loot as well!! :) Now, wesa loves the header. And we was thinkin'...what position will Ernie have when you win the mayoral position again? Ernie must have a position 'cuz he is learning from you...the great Mayor Frankie Furter and we can tell by his tape ripping skills that he is one smart pup.
Anywho's...wesa loves you both and keep safe on Thanks Deermas.
Much luvums,
The Slimmer Puggums
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, and Mimi
Scary!!! But little Ernie looks so cute! Glad you're showing him the ropes!
Kisses and Tail Wags,
Dachshund Nola
Did I hear you right, Cousin Francine wants to try deer hunting???? Uh Frankie, I would hide the guns - that girl should not be allowed out of the house. BOL!!!
Of course, we could never forget you, Frankie or cutie pie Ernie!
Your pal, Pip
Okay, I know this isn't prolly what you wanna hear but I've kinda missed Francine. I know she's kinda, well, different and stuffs. But especially with Puddles off in rehab or wherever she went to, we kinda need another kerazy doxie gal to liven things up around here!
And golly - those were some Most Wonderful pressies that Ernie got. You sure showed him how to gets into that box. Before you know it, he's gonna be all growed up and he'll need to know how to open up boxes, for sure!
Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie
PeeS. Frankie, at last count, we haves 13 pets that got adopted and another momma and 5 babies who got saved out of a shelter and are safe and sound in a rescue!! And those are just the ones we know about.
Hi Mr. Mayor! Happy to see your new header and ERNIE featured on it!
He is sure a cute little tyke and deserves all the presents and fanfare he gets.
Happy Holidays to you all at your house.
Kisses,
Stella
You need to keep Francines' corrupting influence away from little Ernie....just sayin'
XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra, Bella & Roxy
Don't worry, if we see Francine, we'll know she's REALLY lost!
Oh Mr Frankie, we don't know Francine but she does sound scarey. Hope she doesn't lose her way and end up in Oz. Your Little Ernie deserves all these presents cause he is such a cutie pie. Glad you showed him what to do and glad he didn't pee inside. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory P.S. Your header photo is grrreat.
Lots of great pressies in that box!!!! Wonder what Francine is up to now.....
-Corbin
Such great presents! And we can't wait to hear some Francine stories (tee-hee)...LOVE that new header, pardner! (I was a former cowgirl/equestrian/horse trainer, so I really, really love it!)
Frankie! Of course I am coming to the party! Did you send my momma your address for the cards? I saw your comment that you were going to, but then didn't see an email from you, that's why I am asking. I think you are in an "O" state, right? Ok, just letting you know. Say hi to Ernie!
OoH Frankie,
I has missed Francine! ;) Great pressies for Ernie too!
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
Wow and another wow. We bet you had to take little Ernie out to pee about 87 times during all that!! That is some parcel, what great excitemtn this little chap must have bought to the house. Now, as for cousin Francine, not too sure there, she has the look of Cruella de Ville, we would certainly not want to get on the wrong side of her so ANYTHING she says is fine with us ;-) Love Dex and Lou xxx
You sure have the best buds in Blogville to send Ernie such cool pressies. :)
Your cousine Francine sure is cute. haha.
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