PSA... emergency announcement ..... KEEP YOUR EYES EARS & SNIFFERS OPEN...
I have some very very BAD SAD news fur you..... I will NOT be showing ANY pictures of the horrible scene... beclaws I fear fainting and falling and such would be going on all around town.. and Blogville does NOT have an Emergency Squad.... YET! BUTT we ARE working on it..
Here is what seems to have happened and the Sad result.
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Last night (we believe) Blogville's Cool DRool POOL was Squirrelized.
Yes, you heard right... with some really HOT HAUTE HAWT summer days left... and our Back to School Pool Pawty planned.... EVIL VICIOUS VILE SQUIRRELS BROKE IN AND
SQUIRRELIZED OUR POOL.
There isn't a drop of water left in it. Pipes are shoved full of peanut shells. Drains are clogged with... SQUIRREL FURS... a hoooooooge hole was CHEWED in the middle of the Water Slide..
the diving boards are covered with... well you don't EVEN want to READ about what THEY left on the diving boards... and.... our PRIDE AND JOY... The DARLING ... kittie and puppy Pool.. is just totally FULL of Corn Cobs!!! I am just Stunned.
Fur Folks... it just breaks my heart to tell you that there is NO WAY to get this mess cleaned up in time fur the POOL PAWTY. Of course I have been in about 87 MEETINGS with EVERYBUDDY to see what could be done... I finally had to call the Dachsies With Moxie (Ginger, Tasha, Chip, and Thai) . After they heard the EXTENT of SQUIRRELISM that the pool(s) have suffered ...
It was decided that we are going to have to CANCEL.. the Pool Pawty.
Sarge, Chief of Pawlice and his Darling (he made me say that) Deputy Miss Zona are asking fur all Blogville Citizens to be on the ALERT.. They fear... furter attempts to Ruin Our Blogville Back to School BASH... and THE REMAINING ACTIVITES AND CLASSES.
They have Assured me that they are going to BEEF up patrols butt need every Blogville Eye and Ear AND Nose to be Watching and Listening and Sniffin fur any other pawsible gatherings of ...SQUIRRELS.
Blogville will NOT tolerate any MORE SQUIRRELism. I PAWmis you... we will NOT be cancelling anythingy Else... The SQUIRRELS HAVE BEEN PUT ON NOTICE... Thanks to Sarge and Zona.
YOUR Mayor, Frankie Furter.
PeeS......... SALLY ANN... PLEASE email me Re: Lang. Class frankiefurter(at)wildblue(dot)NET