Thursday, January 20, 2011

No need to Rush Home....

Dear Frankie,

You can cancel your travel plans.

Don't worry we are FINE ... NOW.

Sweetie you will not believe this. We are supposed to get a bunch of Snow today and tonight so YESTERDAY your dad and I decided to go to run some errands to help us feel less lonesome. We went by the Animal Shelter and decided to stop in play with the puppies to make them and US feel better. They had the Cutest Sweetest little DACHSHUND BOY THERE!! He needed a place to stay for just a few days so we brought him home with us.

He is so darling. Just like you when you were a puppy. He is having a WONDERFUL time OH NO PUPPY... DON'T PEE ON THE SOCKMONKEY BED AGAIN. COME WITH ME HONEY I'LL TAKE YOU OUT. playing with all your toys and things.

He LOVES all the canned food that you won't eat for us. And you should see him gobble up String ..... Here Puppy.. let me pick you up .. Cheese.

Puppy went right to the bed last night and he didn't make a sound. OOOOOOPs Puppy.. did the stuffing come out of that toy???? Then he went out and Peed in one of your favorite OH NO did the stuffing fall out of ANOTHER toy. Let me help you Puppy spots out by the Garden.

So anyway Frankie... You can just go ahead and stay there as long as you want. Enjoy your visit with all of your little friends. You have a fun time. We are just FINE. Really we are.

I have to go now because Puppy wants me to brush him.
Bye Frankie,
Mom Dad and Puppy
P.S. I wish I knew how to make this Blog thing work. I have DOZENS of pictures of Puppy and I would have loved for you to see him doing all these cute things.
P.P.S. I forgot to tell you this... it is so cute. Puppy just LOVES to Nap in your RECLINER. Isn't that the most precious thing you have ever heard?


Lola and also Franklin, too said...

Hmmm....seems like Frankie better hop a flight home real soon. I'm sure he'd love to meet Puppy.

Mango said...

Frankie! You've been replaced! Are you homeless now? You could always go live with the Lacie Beast.


Mollys Momma said...

As if Momma L could ever replace Frankie ! That is an impossibility

Momma Tea
xxxx xxxx

Mr. Pip said...

Ruh Roh! Frankie, we may have a problem. I am sending my magic pillow to pick you up and get you home ASAP. Your toy room has been invaded! Repeat - Your toy room has been invaded!

Your pal, Pip

3 doxies said...

Bwhahahahahahaha...oh crap, I just peed pn myself.
I'll be back...bwhahahahahahahaha!


Amber DaWeenie said...

Uh OH....I tink you have some problems at da house and betters get back dere FAST to reclaim your toys. Heck.....reclaim your part of da world. I tink you has been INVADED by cuteness. Hurry, Frankie, Hurry!

Minna Krebs said...

Rut-roh is right!

I'm thinking that Frankie, Jr. is making himself right at home!

Next thing you know, Frankie, Jr. will be having two WIVES!!!

Hurry Frankie, Sr.!!!!! Hurry!!!

Frankie Furter said...

MOOOOOMMMMMM DAAAAAAAADDDDD Are you there??? What have you done????? I do NOT want a little brother!!! I do NOT want anypup messin with my STUFFS. Peeing on my SockMonkey bed. Sniffin Ruby and Penny's Furs!!!! GASP

HURRY... befor the snows starts... take him back down the Road to Jim the Grinch Guy and Fawntell. They would LOVE him. Or down to Gizmo's house... YES... GIZMO really NEEDS a brother. OK???

Ruby and Penny said...

Frankie, better hurry home. MomL has pulled out the big guns. MANIPULATION. She must be missing you a lot to use it.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Uh oh!!! SIBLING!!!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Erika and Blair,xoxo said...

Oh Frankie's Mom, it sounds like you are having soo much fun with your new puppy. Too bad Frankie can't meet him until after he is done judging. To put up pictures so that Frankie can meet his new little brother you just click the picture sign and then click browse pictures and then pick one of the new little brother. I hope my help works!

Love Bad Blair

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Oh dear, Frankie, sounds like your Mom knows how to get you back home quickly. But hang tough, even if she adds a little brother, we think it will all be OK. Good thing she wasn't able to get those pics up:)

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

The Teacher's Pets said...

Now Frankie, you know that these are all just WORDS and there's no proof that your parents REALLY adopted a brother Puppy, right? Until you see pictures of this alleged Puppy you shouldn't worry but just in case you really ought to contact that train conductor guy!

Mack said...

Uh Oh....
You can always come and live with us Frankie....

5puggums2mamasanddadandhiscat said...

The more the merrier at our house...we mean for yousa to live with us...not the sirree...we have had enought "puppy accidents" in this house to last a he short or long-haired daschie? I bet mama and daddy just playin' with ya' so that you come home soon...but if you do haves a siblin' it taint all that bad...specially when they get out of puppy stage.
Much luvums,
The Slimmer Puggum
George, Gracie, Toby, Lily, and Mimi
PS: You sures Puddles didn't get cloned and sent to your house! (BOL...just kiddin' Puddles!!)

Jazzi said...

I think you have problems in River City!! You better flea that ranch and ski-daddle back home again like yesterday to reclaim your bed and your stuffs!! This is getting serious and isnt even funny!!
Paw-arents!!! Geeezz....


Corbin said...

Ut oh... this sounds like bad news dachshunds!!!! Poor Frankie... he'll be heartbroken when he gets home! I hope he doesn't have to share Ruby & Penny...

Texas The Doxie said...

Oh boy frankies you better get home quick. believe me I knows alllll about dee's puppy things and ...just come home NOW!!!

Sam and Pippen said...

Dude... Your mom and dad are most sneaky! Playing mind games with you... you know, if you go home now they'll have the upper hand... they'll think that THEY are the pack leaders!

Proceed carefully!

Sam and Pippen

mayziegal said... SWEET! Oh, I bet Frankie is very much happy to learn that you don't need him at all afterall and that you're not in the least bit lonelies anymore. Yes ma'am. I bet that's a big relief for sure. Now, you just enjoy cuddling up with that cute little puppy. I sure would like to see pictures of him, though. It's too bad you don't know how to do that. Maybe Puppy can help you.

Wiggles & Wags,

3 doxies said...

Hehehehehe...I's back!
Uh, can you name da new puppy Puddles...Frankie would just loves dat fur sures.


Kari in WeHo said...

sounds to me like someones been replaced


Julia Williams said...

Frankie! You better get home quick before Puddles leaves his mark on ALL of your things!

Sarge said...

Hey Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs!
Wow, I think there's trouble in paradise! Could Frankie be left out in the cold? No way! I bet he'll be whining and whimpering to come home lick-ety split now!
Tee hee. Watch out Frankie.
Grr and a Chuckling Woof,
Sarge, COP

Three Dogs Long said...

Oh, Furt! This is not sounding good....if we was you, we would head for home ASAP before that puppy ends up there to stay!

How horribles would that be?

(((Hugs)) your friends
Oskar, Schatzi & Xena

Draco and his Mom said...

Oh no Frankie...seems like the pawrents have a new pupster...maybe you better get home real fast and claim all your stuffs back.

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Frankie I agree with the others, it's time to come home!!! Home Frankie!! Home!!

scotsmad said...

Uh oh, Frankie. You got trouble, right there in River City and it starts with P and that means Pup!

We're sure he wouldn't pee on your sock monkey bed.

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra Bella

your Mum has to realise that travel is part of the Mayorial job.

Remington said...

Run....don't walk....RUN home right now! Your parents are going nutty! They have brought a stranger in and it's taking over. RUN, my friend!

Kitty+Coco said...

Hello. Having a dapple doxie cousin, we thought we would stop by. Nice to meet you.
Yeah, take it from me, you turn your head for one second, and cute (ugly), little (little monster more like it), sweet (sneaky-sneaky) puppy will be taking you for half of your toys! I'm pretty sure one de-stuffed stuffy is enough to lay the gauntlet down. Better hurry back before your mom really means business.

Kitty (and Coco)

Peggy Frezon said...

Oh that's so cute that Pip's sending you the magic pillow to come pick you up!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I think Mango's idea is pawesome!


Wild Dingo said...

Oooooo....if that is not the meanest thing I ever did see... ok, not the meanest... cuz i'm pretty mean to my beasts... but i'm feelin' it for poor 'ole frankie... yup...

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Oh no Frankie! This does not sound good. Those little fuzzballs weedle their way into our hoomans hearts and there is NO getting rid of them. We're thinkin' you best beat feet home Frankie.
BabyRocketDog and Hootie

ps-Thanks for the advice and we appreciate you linking to the side event we're doing for MM2011. You're a pal.

K9friend said...

Rah-roh! You better get things at home under control fast! Puppies have a way of taking over in a very annoying way...sort of a nonstop bitey face, bitey body, bitey everything deal.


Sagira said...

Wait...what did I miss? Did you get a new puppy????

houndstooth said...

BOL! Don't hurry Frankie! In a few days your mom and dad will be so attached to Puppy that you'll have a new brother! This is going to be so great. I can't wait to see what he looks like! You know how we all love puppy pictures!


Oskar said...

Holy cow Frankie, don't give in. They'll be sick of an annoying puppy in no time!

Nubbin wiggles,

twinkietinydog said...

Don't worry Frankie! Pedro to the rescue. I'm going to catapult him directly into your home. He'll take it from there.

PS: if I do that for you, you will be rid of puppy before you can say "Mango".

PPS: if Pedro does that for you, it's because of value added perks (if he enters the competition).

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Frankie you better call your ladies
Benny & Lily

sprinkles said...

Uh oh, Frankie! I don't like the sounds of this!!! You need to pass go and not stop for $200. You need to keep on keepin' on until you get there to kick that new little one outta there! You don't want that dog replacin' ya!

Lorenza said...

For some reason I think Frankie is at home now!
Well... I'd be!
Kisses and hugs

Sandra said...

Oh no it sounds like puppy is getting real comfortable. That can be dangerous because they can very easily end up staying FOREVER! Trust me. I know about these things. How do you think Alven ended up here???


Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Yikes! Sounds like the doggie version of a "Dear John" letter: "Dear Frankie." But from your MOTHER?! Now that's shocking! We're sure Mango will give you compassionate leave to rush home and take care of this ... problem. What can we do to help, Mr. Justice?

Maybe you could just move in permanently with your wives? You'd lose your toy & trophy room, but you'd gain the company of your lovely wives 24/7.

Jed & Abby

the booker man said...

mr. frankie,

your parental units got a new puppy while you are gone?! did you get home yet so you can stop this from becoming a permanent situation??

the booker man