Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Letter to Frankie...

Dear Frankie,
Your dad and I MISS you sooooooooo much. It is so dark and cold here without you. How long are you going to be gone??? It is NOT the same without you.
We hope that you are having FUN with your little friends. I know how much you love them and LOOK UP TO THEM. You be on your best behavior.
Miss Patti stopped in and left a pile of Pressies and Letters and some Avon Books for you. I have them all stacked up in your Toy Room. Oh... and Speaking of your Toy Room.. I am working on a Big Surprise for you... Something to pass the time while you are away.
I went out yesterday and looked through the snow for tracks.... I guess your dad and I aren't the Only ones who miss you. I think your little bunny friends have gone somewhere else. The have not eaten the food that you left for them and there are no new tracks anywhere. Perhaps they have moved farther south because of the cold weather.
Oh Yes... Miss Buzz Off your Groomer called. She wanted to know why you hadn't kept your appointment. I explained that you were away from home. She has your NAIL TRIM re-scheduled.
I have to go to the Store today... to buy MORE Tissues... I have used 3 full boxes because I keep crying and blowing. I miss you so much sweetie. This is just terrible.
I wish you would send me some Emails... I have NO Idea what you are doing and if you are safe and sound. Did you remember to take your Toothbrush and Chicken Flavored Paste? Did you take a Brush??? Who is doing your nightly grooming???
Oh how I WISH you had taught me how to READ THE BLOGS THAT YOU FOLLOW. I feel so alone and miserable.

We LOVE you Frankie.
Mom and Dad

31 comments:

Mr. Pip said...

Oh Frankie, break the rules and phone home! I don't think Mango will mind once he reads this letter.

Your pal, Pip

3 doxies said...

Hellos Momma L...you wants me to tells you what Frankie has been up to? I'll tells, I ain't afraid of him.
Now I heards he has an awful case of da hiccuos...prolly from too much beer and kool-aid. He's been dancing on da tables (could be so no buddy pees on him though), I also heard from da grapevine dat he has been...wait fur it...using da TELEPHONE (gasp). It's shocking from what I have heard. It isn't da little boy you knows and loves. Oh and I also furgots to mention dat he has your credit card.
I'm shocked as well. I nevers knew dat kinda stuff would go on at da estate. But, if Frankie asks...you NEVERS heard any of dis from me.

Puddles

3 doxies said...

Uh nevers mind on dat last comment...Frankie just sent me a keg to keeps my mouth shut and since I has already drank most of it...it might be best to just furgets dat comment on all his doings.

Puddles

Mango said...

Oh Frankie mom! This just breaks my heart. I can give the little dude a two day pass to go and visit you.

Slobbers,
Mango

Amber DaWeenie said...

F.F. Phone Home...Your Mommy misses you. Tell hers not to forgets to gets you da super glue remover for da mop on you head....Oops...I meant da judge's hat ting....Sorry

Love,
Amber

♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Quick, Mom and Dad -take Mango up on that offer. It could be a long wait for him to have another chance. And maybe that will bring the Charcoals back too. Perhaps they are off trying to find Frankie.

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

Ruby and Penny said...

This is heartbreaking. Hurry home Frankie, your momma misses you.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny

Frankie Furter said...

Dear Mom and Dad,
I HOPE YOU CAN FIGGER OUT HOW TO READ THIS COMMENT.
Mango says I can have a two day pass to come see you. HOWEVER... ALL FORMS OF TRANSPORTATION ARE CURRENTLY FORBIDDEN DUE TO THE SNOW AND ICE HERE IN MASTER CHEW SITS.
I am working my paws off trying to get a ride of some sort.. as soon as the emergency travel restrictions are lifted.

While you wait... just go sniff my SockMonkey bed. It will smell like me and make you feel better.
AND PLEASE... let my stuffs alone. I am NOT gonna be able to FIND ANYTHINGYS. I'm just sayin.
I love you too.

Corbin said...

Oh, Frankie's Mom & Dad! Maybe he can hitch a ride with the mail man to get home!
-Corbin

scotsmad said...

Frankie, CALL HOME!

XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella

That is such a sad letter...(sob).

Mack said...

Oh that is just so sad! I think Charcoal & Charcoal went looking for you Frankie!

Benny and Lily said...

Oh Frankie... Phone home....
Benny & Lily

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

Frankie, you are more than welcome to borrow AirFiona. Your pawrents are clearly suffering from Frankie-deprivation and need to see you immediately. You can pee-mail me, or just borrow the plane - it's pretty much always available!

*kissey face*
-Fiona, Bad Sport Judge, MangoMinster 2011

Sammy and Andy said...

Frankie, we're happy to see you sent a message to your mom and dad.......these humans of ours get so dependent on us!!!!!!!!

xxxxxxxxx

ronniisramblings said...

Ohhhh Momma L, Mee is so sorry yoo is missin your boy butts him be safe n sound wivs da Mango man. I spect him be puttin on brave front nd him be missin yoo as much as yoo missin him.
Hang in dere Momma L n him be home real soon.
Sendin yoo speshul Yorkie huggles to helps yoo copes.
Lovs
Ronnii
xxxxxx

Sarge said...

Hey Mamaw and Papaw Pantslegs!
Wow, with Frankie gone, you can actually have some puter time! I'm sure you miss him, but trust me he's having a great time with Mango and the whole crew! It'll be worth it when he comes back. Just think, you get a break from the let-him-in, let-him-out, let-him-in, let-him-out stuff! Enjoy the quiet and he'll be home soon.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP

Wild Dingo said...

see what happens when all H E double hocky pucks breaks loose at MM? geesh... it's like animal house over there...

animal lover, quilt lover said...

Frankie, we are glad you called home!! Remember to call everyday Frankie!! Your home is just fallen a part with out you!!
"I'm just sayin"

Tessa the Maltese said...

This is very sad.

PLEASE Frankie, call home!

woo woos, Tessa

Remington said...

You were so nice to send your mommy and daddy a message....let's just hope they can figure out how to get it....

houndstooth said...

Awww! I feel a bit bad for you, Mama Frankie! I hope you hear from him soon and that he's not stuck in a toilet somewhere!

Bunny

mayziegal said...

Oh, poor FrankieMomma! I'm very much relieved to see that Mango is gonna gives Frankie a pass to come see you. I hope his hair isn't all matted up by the time he gets there. I heard there are some wild...er...unhygienic things going on at the estate. So don't be surprised either if his breath is stinky. Or if he smells like toilet water.

Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie

Jazzi said...

To frankies mom~~Didnt you send him with the cell phone?? Hope he gets home in one piece, I heard something bout being in the toilet!! YIKES!!

wags
Jazzi

Maggie Mae said...

Frankie,

Phone home! Mom and dad miss you! ;)

Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae

sprinkles said...

Aww Frankie, this letter from home just breaks my heart!

I like Corbin's idea of catching a ride with the postlady. She delivers the mail rain, shine or sleet so you KNOW she can get you home safely!

Sorry the Charcoals seem to have moved on. I think they must be out looking for you.

Cheryl, Indiana, Shingo and Molly said...

Awww, your Moms and Dad miss you sooo much!! That letter is so sweet! Maybe you should try to phone home!

Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh!
I hope Frankie gets the letter and he at least gives you a call!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Minna Krebs said...

Oh no! If da Charcoals are gone, does this mean no more "Rents"?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!

The Teacher's Pets said...

Oh my goodness, Frankie, your pawrents are missing you something awful, fur sure! Can't you talk to the train conductor guy into letting you hitch a ride with him? I know you are furry popular with him and I bet he will let you sit right in front with him so I think you should give him a call!

Kari in WeHo said...

I think you should call your parents

Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/

Sagira said...

Aww...it sounds like they miss you very much.