Thursday, November 25, 2010

About ME... Cussin FRANCINE..

This is my Handsome Hunky Bo Furend... ROONEY.
We are dreaming about EACH OTHER. SssssssssMoooooooCH. Now here is the deal with me... I have never been adopted or anything. When Cussin Frankie and I were just pups... I just sorta decided one day to strike out on my own. I have been alone ever since. I didn't go to school and learn all the stuffs that you all know. I just kinda took odd jobs and such to support myself.
Then one day I got to thinkin about my Cussin Frankie and went lookin High and Low until I finally found him. Then when I tried to get to his wedding to the beautiful Ruby and the lovely Penny.. I went towards my Right Paw where Frankie said I was to go to my Left Paw.. and POOF after a few days I found myself in NoMore Leans.
You know that City where they Dance like there's no tomorrow. Well, I got hooked up with a super Poodle and she taught me the ART of Dancin and how to make some SERIOUS green papers and to score some grrrreat gifties.
Soooo I came home from NoMore Leans... a very Comfortably Set Dachshund.
I'm currently havin a Dawgie Haus built. It is gonna be HOOOOOGE.............
I'm thinkin maybe a certain Fella might want to VISIT ME sometime.
Now... I'm gonna be havin the Thanksgiving Feast thingy with Cussin Frankie so he won't be all horrible sad and missin his WivesS and stuff.
Hope you all have a Wonderful THANKSGIVING .
Kissy Face to you... Rooney Wooney.

18 comments:

Minna Krebs said...

OMD!!!

Coffee Spewing Alert!!!!

Me and my momma were reading thru ALL these wonderful stories......when all of a sudden, I says to my momma "hey, that dog looks familiar"!!

Low and beholds...it IS brudder Rooney dreaming of his Loverly Francine!

Bwahahahahaha! That is when my momma 'lost' her coffee

I had to go wake up Rooney with da quickness and have him come look at this post! He loves it!
We prolly gonna have to read it to him again and again and again today sigh.

MinnaK

Mack said...

What a great story! Still we think the family resemblance is remarkable!

Lola said...

Francine, I believe you win for the Most Unusual About Me story! I hope there's a prize, but it sounds like you're pretty set anyways.

A most Happy Thankgiving to you and Frankie and the whole family. I hope it's the best ever. I know it'll be totally delicious.

lotsa licks, Lola

Mr. Pip said...

Do you think you could teach me to dance - or maybe my sister Rosie? I hear the money is good in Nomore Leans.

Happy Thanksgiving.

Your pal, Pip

Zona said...

Oooo... sign me up for those dance lessons too!!!!

Wags,
Zona

Those Elgin Pugs said...

HA HA!! Love 'dis... too funnies!!
Happy Thanksgiving Frank..ehem..Francine...snorts!!

Hugs!!
IzZY, Josie, TriXie and Anakin Man

Ruby and Penny said...

Hi Francine
Would you like to be adopted. Mom says she will adopt you. You can come live in Thunder Bay with us.
Ok?
Love Ruby & Penny

Jazzi said...

Francine,
That is a funny and a wonderful story and yes, you are one resourseful girl!! WTG. Have fun with cousin Frankie!! and chasing the bunnies.

wags
Jazzi

Stella said...

Whatta story! Dogs dancing for a living in the Big Easy, finding family, what could be better.

Kisses,
Stella

BRUTUS said...

Well, no one else told a story like that! Love how you turned it around on Minna there!! Hey Francine - could you pass along a Happy Turkey day from us to Cussin Frankie??

Snorts-
Brutus & Carmen

3 doxies said...

Oh dears, Francine is like my mum when it comes to directions...dis ain't a good thing eithers.
I thinks it wonderfuls dat Francine can still dance with them short legs...who would haves thunk it.
Poor Rooney ain't gonna be da same fur da rest of da day.

Puddles

Benny and Lily said...

What a nice story!
Happee Thanksgiving
Benny & Lily

misskyliem said...

Happy Thanksgiving my friends! I hope you had a wonderful day!!

Licks,
Kylie

PeeS: The secret was reviled on my blog today!!

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Whodathunkit?!?

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Lorenza said...

Francine!
What a story!
Thanks for sharing it!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

sprinkles said...

OMD, I truly had no idea that you were never adopted. Poor Cussin Francine, always an orphan. I'm so sad for you. But I'm happy that you found Cussin Frankie and that you two get together regularly. Maybe if you ask all sweet like, he'll let you live there all the time.

Sarge said...

Hey Franki..er uh...Francine!
Love your story. You're a free spirit, pure and simple! Just take to the open road...no leashes required! Bet you're a great dancer.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge

Sagira said...

What a great story! :)