In fact... the poor little girrrrl didn't even KNOW Lorenza. Well we did have a nice visit though and she was really QUITE nice!!!
Later I met this girrrrl. Her mom said that she was RESCUED from a breeder in Columbus.
She Kissed her mom when she finished telling that story.
Now this little two legger girrrrl was just sooooo cute I thought I should have her picture taken with me.
She asked me if I had seen.... a dachshund named &#**!@# (named witheld in an attempt to keep her out of Jail) beclaws she said there were a BUNCH of PoPo guys askin' about this certain &#**!@# dawg. Of course... I said "NOOOOOOO, I have never even heard of a &#**!@# dawg. I could feeeeeel my nose growing and I felt really bad about telling such a sweet girrrl a big fat (SHE..&#**!@#... has a big ol'butt) FIB like that. Now I WILL, for sure, be showing you some of the PoPo that were involved in the MASSIVE Dachshund hunt.. butt not today.
AND... I hear that EVEN the Pencil Vane EH AH STATE POLICE guys are gonna be callin on me for this investigation. MUCH MORE on THAT in the days to come. And they are For Sure Coming to MY house. Yes, that is RIGHT.. my mom and dad have been talking about it for about 87 days... THE REAL Pencil Vane Eh Ah State Police guys are gonna be here this weekend. There names are Beans and Frank. I think the Beans pawt is right and I KNOW for sure One is named after ME!!
17 comments:
Oh dear, maybe you better tell them everything you know!
Sam
This iza real dilemma indeed. On one paw iz the doggy oath of secrecrazy BUTT u don't want a criminal record yourself. Oh dear, what tu du - what tu du ...
We love all the pikchurz - did that little girl KNOW just how famous the little doggy iz that she iz holding? She wuz soooo lucky.
Shiloh'n Shasta
Doxies, doxies everywhere! What cuties!
The Road Dogs
Oh no! Better find her a good hiding place!
Whoa look at all those cute doxies!!!
Sounds like it is time to hide out!!
Franky what a good kid keeping that girls anonymity. She may be in a witness protection program for all you know. You looked so cool in your visor. We thought for sure that was Lorenza too. Hope you had a fun time
Benny & Lily
Eep! Such cute doxies everywhere! I can't believe that one doxie didn't know Lorenza. I mean, well, EVERYBUDDY knows Lorenza!
Just remember, when the PoPo comes calling, to plead the 5th. Or was it the 3rd? If you were a pirate, you could just say, "parlay"! But above all, stick to the code! You know what the code is, right? The code is...whoa! I think I hear mom opening up the jerky. Gotta go!
Wiggles & Wags,
mayzie
If &%#bigolebutt#% needs a place to hide out - they are welcome to stay at my place until this whole thing blows over...
I think all the pups were adorable, but that one that kissed his mom after his story was told just stole my heart!
Take the 5th, say NOTHING!
I sure wish I would have went on Friday instead of opening day and I could have met you in person.
Did you see any Bernese Mountain dogs? If so they go to my training club here in Columbus. They were supposed to be in the Pet Parade.
What a good furiend you are for telling that FIB for you-know-who! I think this must why she's hiding out! I'm anxious to hear about your visit with the PoPo this weekend!
Wags,
Zona
Woo were khwite the pupular fella!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Sure I'd love to be there meeting you, Frankie!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Barbara said pretty much everything I was going to say.
Oh my dogness! That red girl DID look like it could be Lorenza..or her sister!
Just love the dapple coated pup :)
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com
Hey Frankie!
You made lots of nice friends at the punkin fest. I'm guessing the PoPo are looking for a certain rotten doxie that we all know and love!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge
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