Hello EVERYBUDDY..... It's ME..... Frankie Furter's CUSSIN FRANCINE!!!!
I am here visiting cussin Frankie for the day.
I have been listening to all the wedding plans and... the BACHELORETTE PAWTY.
NEKKID BO-DAWG DANCERS there. And what if my his girrrls get to thinkin' they are really HOT or something and decide to break off the wedding with me him or who even knows what. I mean, like what if they just get swept off their Paws by one of those guys? I've gotta be there to stop it HE needs someone there to stop it. RIGHT????
I'm wonderin' if one of you girrrls would be willing to give me a ride to the Pawty.
I just don't know if I would be able to drive wearing all the disguise dress up stuffs I
would need to wear to such a FINE pawty.
This would take a real load off of my Frankie's mind.
If you can pick me ... FRANCINE... up that would be grrrreat. I'm just sayin'.
THIS is how I will be dressed... so you know who to pick up!!
Frankie and I don't look ANYTHING alike, as you can tell.
I hope I don't need to carry a PAWse. Are you Girrrrrls gonna carry one???
I bought this skirt JUST for the PAWty. I hope it isn't too short.
Your NEW Best GIRLFUREND, FRANCY. 
29 comments:
Dude, er, Gurlfriend...
We don't think you, um, we mean, Frankie has anything to worry about... We hear Norwood is going to be there and we all know that he's too much of a star pupil to start any shenanigans. And if it makes you, sorry, we mean, Frankie feel any better, Pip and I could also go...
Hey, maybe we could dress up as police officers! I bet the gurls would enjoy that... no, no, no, what we mean is the girls would behave if they knew there were some authority figures watching... yeah, that's what we mean!
You tell that Frankie he has nothing to worry about! Sam and Pippen will make sure of it!
Sam and Pippen
PeeS. I don't think there would be any harm in us dancing... do you?
Yeah, right, you don't look anything like Frankie.....check the dog tag that's showing.
We might hire a limosine from the airport, but it's too far out of our way to give you a lift...sorry.
XXXOOO Daisy, Kendra & Bella
Hi Francie,
I have lots of "cousins" too!
I just know everything will be fine at the batchelor pawty. You know you can trust us guys,,,, :)
Sugars,
Mack
PS: WOW you really take after your cousin!
Oh Francy!!
It's Izzy and Josie here!! Now, we must admit... Sometings alittle strange 'bouts yous. No offence!! We's can't quiet put our snoopers on's it yet.. butt maybe it's just your sudden arrivals. Perhaps yous just being over pawtechtives of yous cousin Frankie, butt we's just not sures yet..
Hmmmm...
So how is Frankie doing Francy??
Yous can come outs with us 'cuz yous a lady!! Butt we must get you lady ready!! Looks like yous need a wax, perhaps a shave..again-we's mean 'dis in 'da nicest way. Maybe a new brasier. We paint yous nails.
Oh Frankie will tinks yous be sooo pretty.
Whatcha tinks??
xoxoxo,
Josie & Izzy
Hi Francy,
My goodness. You and Frankie could be twins. Love the outfit.
I don't think Frankie, oops I meant you, don't have anything to worry about. Penny & Ruby are so in love that they won't notice Norwood besides I've never had a lap dance so I'll take their turn...hehehe
{{{huggies}}}....Mona
Hi "Francy" Nice to meet you!
I find it hard to believes that you and Frankie is related since you don't looks anything alike. Was one of you adopted? ;)
You can come to the Bachelorette Pawty with me..'kay?
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
Hi Frankie,
Glad to meet you!! I have seen your comments here and there and I just HAD to come and meet you!! I will, no WE will be at your wedding!
Bambi and I will be there with bells on!! Do I send a picture of Bambi to you or to the girls??? April said I needed to send a picture, is that right??
Come over and meet us with answers OK?
xo, Bambi & Fern
Hello there, Francine!
Very nice to meet YOU. I can certainly see the family resemblance tween you and your cousin!
I doubt Frankie hasto worry bout any PP shenanigans at da Pawty~butt if you woulds like to attend to ease his mind, I would be most happy to piks you up fur the pawty.
Now all my moms has is a truck so your furs or loverly bonnet might get a bit windblown!
Any cuzin of Frankie is a furrend of mine!! You knows I beeleeves him all the times BOL
MinnaK
Geee Francie, you look an awful lot like Frankie! I think I'll have to let someone else handle all this...
On another note, Mom said to tell you (Frankie) that she just used the design thingy on blogger. It's somewhat new and the backgrounds are alright. We made our header on picnik.com... just uploaded the picture and wrote on it. :)
~Milly and Shelby
I, um, think that I'm going to stay out of this one! I mean, what happens in Vegas, er, the Bachelorette Party, stays at the Bachelorette Party!
Bunny
P.S. Yes, my mom works at year round school!
Gosh, Francie. Um, you sure do looks familiar. Have we ever mets before? I just feels like I know you from somewheres but I can't quite puts my paw on it. Did you grow up in Collie-rado by any chance?
And you know - any cussin of Frankie's is a cussin of mine (I'm part dachshund, you know) so you're more than welcome to come along. Butt Frankie doesn't have to worry cuz I'm the co-hostess. And PP and me are like yin and yang. We balance each other out and stuff and so the pawty will be fun but not TOO crazy, I promise!
Now, I KNOW Frankie luvs and trusts his grrrrrls, so please tell him that everything's gonna be A-OK and he doesn't have to worry abouts a thing!
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
Francine, why do you look so unhappy in that last photo? You look quite lovely in all your dressings there. Ciara isn't old enough to drive yet, but she can't wait to meet you. She isn't very smart either because she really thinks you looks a lot like your cousin Frankie, but we boys know better than that.
Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara
Morning Francine
We'll give you a ride to the bachelor party.
Frankie, we can see through your disguise. You still can't come to the girls party. Don't worry, we will behave.
Love ya
Ruby & Penny
Pees - with a short skirt on, all the girls will notice that you are carrying something that we don't have.
You know, My friend, Alien, was looking for a date for the wedding. Maybe I can hook you two up? :)
You sure look a lot alike. Must be cause you are cousins, right? I think you, I mean your cousin is doing the right thing. That male dancer thing is just not right! AND it is something little Puddles is in charge of....we know how THAT can go....good luck, my friend....I mean my friends cousin....
Don't worry! We know the grrrls only have eyes for Frankie! We all know about Puddles and are used to her antics!!
Woofs and Kisses!
The Fiesty Three
Nice to meet you "Francie". You do look a lot like your cousin Frankie. It would be great to see a photo of the two of you together. Tell Frankie not to worry. The girls love him, and why not? They know what they've got and they won't get their snouts turned by the first boy dog tail to wag their way.
lotsa licks, Lola
Oh Frankie! You worry too much dawg!
Now get your stuff together and think of the reason WHY you are marrying your girlsssss.
BECAUSE you LOVE and TRUST them.
Enough said.
woo woos, Tessa
PeeSss: Nice skirt..BOL
It is always nice to get these little 'things' out in the open prior to the wedding -
I'm just sayin'
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Aaaaand everbuddy thinks I need an INTERVENTION...seriously! Now Minna Krebs is gonna need therapy cuz hers be really thinkin there is a Francine...hehehehehe!
Oh and we gots 87 dance...er cops fur protection.
Hahahaha...already been to Sam and Pippen's and it was AWESOME...hehehe!
Puddles
Oh I meant to ask...is your skirt a garter? Bwhahahaha!
Puddles
Oh no! You look NOTHING like Frankie. Not at all.
This sure is going to be one big party, eh??
Oh Francine.we were wondering..maybe you should undercover....Don't tell any buddy
Benny & Lily
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Hmmm... I guess you need a better plan, Frankie!
We all know you pretty well!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Hmm if you squint your eyes and turn your head to the left, you don't look like frankie at all Francy!!
Tha'ts cool that you share the same name...er...close names though!!
~Texas
hiyas, miss francine!
it's just totally super amazing how much you look like mr. frankie! i mean, ya'll even kinda write indentical like, too!! anywho, i am 100% for sures that mr. frankie has NOTHING to worry about. miss penny and miss ruby are like over the moon in love with him, and they would nevarrr evarrr EVARRR change their minds about marrying him. he's only the coolest wiener dog dude in the whole wide world!!
*woof*
the booker man
Oh Frankie, oops, I mean FRANCENE, you sure are a pretty girl! Love that little skirt, so cute.
Hey Frankie!
I smell undercover, stakeout work ahead! Good try, but I think everyone is on to you, ahem, I mean Francy. I think the girls will be safe. Your buddy guard dogs will be ready to stop any trouble.
Grr and Woof,
Sarge
oh wow you sure are all dressed up!
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