It is NOW MY turn to Poop on Puddles!!!!
March 15,2010 a date that will live in INFAMY throughout Bloggerville. That is the day when.... SHE furst came into our lives.
Dearest Furends, we all know why we are gathered today. We are "MARKING" THE FURST ANNUAL
I am sure you all have plenty of material to work with, BUTT I believe the picture above pretty much gives ME BARKING RIGHTS . Who could ever furget the day she posted her...
NEENER NEENER ROTTEN WEINER picture... aimed directly at ME???? See, you can't even do something NICE for the girrrls without getting DUMPED ON.
Sooooo let's get this show on the road. Have you noticed that SHE has been signing everything Preacher Puddles???? Do you REALLY know what those initials stand for???
P.P. PeePee in the Bafftub. I refer you to her BIG INVENTION Hoax post of June 14th. titled Puddles Pro 1000.... that is the post where dhe is shamelessly trying to scam us out of $19.99 for a Fake Product. Heck she was even gonna throw in a bottle of Eau de Mayzie Perfum in her, BUTT WAIT... There's More offer. What a (not so shy) SHYster she is. I understand that little deal is STILL under investigation by the FCC for internet fraud. HA HAHHAAaa
Puddles is also a terrible FAKER. Did you see her TARANTULA EYE thingy????? That one cost her MOM about 87 million green papers for an emergency VET trip. TARANTULA my TAIL !!! That swollen eye was caused by NOSE TROUBLE !!!! She was sniffing around trying to See my post that was clearly marked: NOT FOR PUDDLES' EYES, and she got a bad case of Eye Strain. I had even Warned her not to try messing with Blogger Magic. Sheeeesh
Now WHAT is the deal with Puddles thinkin' she can go messing around with NATIONAL HOLIDAYS????? Think back to her June 21st. post (NOT Feb.2nd.) when she up and decided to just MOVE GROUND HOG DAY to suit her little fancy. Does she Really belive the CALENDAR REVOLVES AROUND HER ????
Let us now discuss her lack of appreciation. Back on May 18th. my Ruby and Penny sent Puddles one of their FANTASTIC PAWSONALIZED Wubbas. I heard a rumor that Puddles took that ONE OF A KIND... Wubba out and wollowed it around in that teeeeny tiiiiiiney little drop of Ground Hog Spit. No appreciation I tell you. None.
Did you notice the April 29th. Post where she tried to claim it had SNOWED in her yard??? It was a SNOW JOB , that's for sure. Straight out of a Pillow she Stole and Destroyed.
And How about her STICKY PAWS.... (she is always saying the PoPo are around watching the NEIGHBORS.. we know who they are watching) This is for Puddles' DAD.... hey fella, if you are still looking for your beer... check out her MAY 7th. Post... and do a little digging. Poor Whitney is about to starve beclaws Puddles steals her foodables AND... she even stole one of Whitney's HEARTWORM PILLS... The girl is an embarrassment to us, I tell you.
All these stories and STILL on April 8th. Mayzie Gal gave Puddles the Happy 101 AWARD for SWEET ?????? Furends. Puddles sure has pulled the Pillow Stuffing over Mayzie's Eyes.
Now furends, Let us not furget how Puddles treats her MOM. REMEMBER the day she told about jumping on her mom's lap while she was on the POTTY????? Then Puddles wonders WHY her mom is going to give her Nail Clippers for a BIRTHDAY PRESSIE.
I'm telling you that Puddles is just a weeeee tiny bit LEFT of EVIL....... BUTT, we wouldn't have her ANY OTHER WAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Puddles Duddles RainCoat. Enjoy your day of Roasting and Toasting. Your furend, Frankie Furter